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Ari’s Slutty Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2067	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet Ari, the legendary Vaporeon who is rumored to be the most compatible Pokefemboy slut in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs! Who knows what they’ll do next?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to anger the creepers – they have a tendency to explode in the most inconvenient places!

HolyCraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	141
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ with their ribcages. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful, it has a tendency to turn players into giant talking carrots).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere)! Trust us, once you experience the chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular Minecraft server again.

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

absent father, advice, Boundaries, child development, Communication, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, Fatherhood, friendship, Grief, involved parenting, KidzCraft, life lessons, Loss, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, Server, Support, Understanding, ungrateful children

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to flex your virtual muscles and show off your building skills!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures, exploring hidden dungeons, and conquering epic quests. But wait, there’s more – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items just waiting to be discovered!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a giant chicken into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal companion. Yes, you heard that right – a freaking dragon!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

AuntieSnapDeleteCraft

aita, aunt, AUNTIE, AuntieSnapDeleteCraft, BEN, Blessing, children, close, college, Comment, crazy, custody, DELETING, F22, F30s, FaceTime, family, favoritism, half-brother, HS, Justified, last minute, looked up to, M30, out of state, party girl, PHOTO, post, Rude, teenager, unbiased opinions, Wife

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1069

Are you tired of boring family drama and petty Facebook comments? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your aunt’s passive-aggressive behavior!

On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?

So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.

GalacticRejects Minecraft Server

aliens, Communication, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Earth, Extraterrestrial, fear, GalacticRejects, Humanity, intelligence, Invasion, Minecraft, Peace, Protection, resistance, Server, strength, Survival, Technology, Unity, unknown, weapons

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

If aliens came to invade earth, they would take one look at our Minecraft server and be like “Nah, these humans are too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs off cliffs to bother with conquering them.” Join our server and help us show those aliens that we may be a little crazy, but we’re definitely not boring! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to communicate with extraterrestrial life through pixelated block creations. So come on, help us save the world one block at a time!

CraftyRevoltUSA

activism, AMERICANS, CHANGE, civil disobedience, CraftyRevoltUSA, Democracy, Events, France, freedom, Government, injustice, movement, past few days, political action, protest movement, PROTESTS, reddit, resistance, revolution, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	8644	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of sitting at home and watching the chaos unfold on the news? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner revolutionary in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Picture this: instead of protesting in the streets, you can build your own virtual protest signs and march through our pixelated city squares with your fellow players. Want to throw virtual Molotov cocktails at virtual police officers? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and our server rules, of course).

But that’s not all! We also offer exclusive in-game events where you can overthrow corrupt virtual governments, organize virtual sit-ins, and even participate in virtual hunger strikes. Who needs real-life civil disobedience when you can do it all from the comfort of your own home?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the revolution begin! (Disclaimer: Please do not actually incite real-life violence or illegal activities, this is all just for fun and games)

CubanCraft: War Economy

communism, Crisis, Cuba, CubanCraft, DECLARATION, economic policy, Economy, Economy Management, embargo, Fidel Castro, foreign policy, Government, international relations, military intervention, Politics, Raul Castro, sanctions, Socialist, state control, Trade, War, war-time economy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like the government of Cuba in a ‘war-time economy’ but with way more explosions and creepers! Join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got diamond armor for days and secret treasure chests filled with unlimited riches. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). Let’s do this!

ToothTasticCraft

Aesthetics, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, Confidence, cosmetic dentistry, dental health, dental hygiene, dentist, Food, hygiene, munching., oral care, oral health, Perception, self esteem, Smile, smile makeover, teeth, ToothTasticCraft, white teeth

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Emeralds Found:	4962	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the best place to show off your teeth in minecraft, ya know? like, we have this crazy feature where your character’s teeth actually affect how attractive they are in the game. like, if you have, like, really shiny teeth, other players will be, like, totally drawn to you. it’s, like, the ultimate way to flex in minecraft, bro.

and, like, not only that, but we also have this wild quest where you have to collect rare teeth from, like, mythical creatures in order to unlock special powers. imagine having, like, dragon teeth that give you the ability to breathe fire or unicorn teeth that make you run super fast. it’s, like, a dental adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before.

so, like, if you wanna show off your pearly whites and embark on a toothy quest, then, like, join our server now. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PlasticPixelCraft

#sustainability, break down, chemistry, convert, Environment, green technology, innovation, light-emitting particles, materials science, method, microplastics, nanotechnology, plastic pollution, PlasticPixelCraft, Pollution, quantum dots, research, scientific discovery, scientist, Technology, waste management

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Zombie Dances:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	8992	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we turn trash into treasure! we got scientists who can turn microplastics into glowing dots that will light up your world like a disco party! imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a glowing pile of plastic-turned-gems, it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow! join us and be part of the most eco-friendly and sparkly server in the minecraft universe!

👑 VonaxMC Factions | Custom Enchants, Ranks, Crates, Bosses and more! |

Allies, battle, Bosses, Coins, coinshop, Cosmetics, Crates, custom enchantments, Custom Enchants, Customenchants, DEFEND, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Faction Pvp, Factions, Gear, hats, Legacy, minecraft server, Pets, PvP, pvpfaction, Raid, Ranks, Rankup, Rewards, Shop, strategic gameplay, Survival, ToolSkins

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to VonaxMC Factions!

Embark on an epic journey into a world of power, alliances, and conquest! Join forces with friends and build your own empire or strike out on your own to become a legendary solo player. Our server offers a unique blend of PvP, economy, and strategic gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Key Features:

Factions: Create or join a faction to dominate the server. Form alliances, raid enemy bases, and defend your territory against rivals.

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with powerful custom enchantments to gain the edge in battle.

Coinshop: Earn coins to buy unique cosmetics, such as toolskins, hats, pets and more!

Join us now and forge your legacy in VonaxMC Factions!

IP Address: Vonaxmc.com

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