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Sakura’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

#youtube, 3D streams, cover songs, Flower Fantasista, Flower Rhapsody, geek merchandise, hololive, holoWitches, information portal, Japanese talent, live performance, merch, MikoBoat, Minecraft, original songs, Paradise, PIXEL, sakura miko, Sakuras, Server, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, さくらみこ

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	290
Magic Items Found:	2051	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Animals Bred:	153
Mines Excavated:	3218	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only currency is Sakura Miko coins, which can only be obtained by defeating virtual HoloWitches in epic battles!

But that’s not all – we have a secret MikoBoat that will take you on a wild ride through the virtual seas, filled with hidden treasures and surprises. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a 3D stream of Sakura Miko herself performing live on a virtual stage!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the Flower Fantasista world like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?)

GayCraft SMP – “Why are people here so freaking fabulous? Everytime there’s someone…”

acceptance, coming out, discrimination, Diversity, Everytime, Fabulous, freaking, Gay, GayCraft, Homosexuality, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ identity, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, people, pride, queer, sexual orientation, smp, Someone, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the players are as gay as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us if you want to experience a server where the chat is filled with people talking about sucking dick and getting freaky in the virtual world. Don’t worry, we don’t judge here – in fact, we encourage it! Who knew building blocks could bring out such wild desires in people? So come on, join us and let your gay Minecraft fantasies run wild!

NoSmokinRoomAITAH

AITAH, asthma, BEDROOM, Boyfriend, Cannabis, england, health, illegal, joint, NoSmokinRoomAITAH, Philippines, room, roommate, sacrifice, Sleep, smoke, smoking, staff accommodation, tobacco, tobacco smoke, waterpipe

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dragons Tamed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of your boyfriend turning your bedroom into a smoke-filled sauna every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the haze of tobacco smoke! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy while you build and explore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?

So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!

ParentalLiesMC SMP

Childhood, concealment, confession, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, family, fib, Guilt, hidden secret, Hidden Truth, Hiding, lie, never tell, ParentalLiesMC, parents, Secrets, shame, smp, Trust, Truth, untruthful, white lie

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	281
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where lying to your parents is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Need an alibi for why you were up all night playing Minecraft instead of studying? We got you covered with our custom “My internet was down” excuse generator. And if your parents ever catch you in the act, just tell them you’re conducting important research for our SMP’s top secret mission to uncover the hidden diamond mines of Atlantis. Trust us, they’ll never suspect a thing! So come join us and let your inner trickster run wild in a world where the only rule is: never admit to your parents that you’re addicted to Minecraft.

BlockCraftWisdom

Adulthood, adulting, advice, BlockCraftWisdom, Experience, growing up, guidance, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of your youth? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from responsibilities and boring grown-up stuff!

Join our server and experience a world where the only adult advice you’ll need is how to build the most epic castle or mine for diamonds like a pro. Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and drama, and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing that matters is having fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders

aggression, Armed Forces, borders, Conflict, conscripts, DEFEND, Defense, defense forces, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, KidCraft, Kids, Military, russia, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, surprise attack, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Void Armor Forged:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8363
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

so, like, u know how russia is all like “we are big strong country, we have all the power”? well, turns out they left all their kids and like, random people who don’t even know how to fight to defend their borders. like, what were they thinking, right?

so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server where the battles are as crazy as russia’s military strategy, then come join us. we got all the fun and chaos u could ever want. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about how not to defend your borders. it’s a wild ride, my friends. come join us now!

PutinCraft: Ukraine Defense Squad

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military intervention, Politics, putin, Putin’s strategy, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, squad, Tension, territorial dispute, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where putin pulls units out of ukraine to defend russia but instead finds a secret portal to our world! kyiv is shooketh as putin builds a diamond castle and challenges players to epic battles! join now for a chance to team up with putin and conquer the minecraft universe! #putinminecraftboss #russiandiamondcastle

MoralityCraft: Inequality Edition

Chaos, chaotic, control, Daily Life, economic inequality, Edition, emphasis, grow, INDIVIDUALS, INEQUALITY, intensifies, morality, MoralityCraft, Moralization, Order, Perception, Phenomenon, Restore, sense, society, study

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

join our minecraft server for a wild ride of moralization and economic inequality! as you mine for diamonds and build your empire, you’ll feel the intense pressure of moral dilemmas weighing down on you. but fear not, for this server is the perfect place to restore order and control in your virtual life!

imagine a world where the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, all while navigating through a chaotic society filled with pixelated chaos. but don’t worry, because on our server, you can be the one to tip the scales and bring balance to the virtual universe.

so come join us and experience the thrill of economic inequality like never before! build your fortune, make tough decisions, and watch as the moralization intensifies with every block you place. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and virtual drama that you won’t want to miss out on. join now and become the master of your own destiny in a world where anything is possible!

Foxden: Where semi-spicy foxes roam free in a mildly vanilla world, with a side of SMP fun! 1.20.1 whitelist edition

1.20.1, Ban, Calm, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Edition, Foxden, foxes, free, Fun, Griefing, java, mildly, Minigame, Moderator, Plugins, pranks, PvP, Relaxed, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, Server, Side, smp, stealing, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist channel, world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magic Items Found:	4503	Void Gems Collected:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

About Us	Add-ons
Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with a few plugins to spice things up. The map is about 2 months old and we have no plans to reset it soon. Owner: Active in the community Age Restriction: None, but discretion is advised	Dynmap No chat reporting Carpet Small datapacks and tweaks

About Us

Add-ons

Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with a few plugins to spice things up. The map is about 2 months old and we have no plans to reset it soon.

Owner: Active in the community

Age Restriction: None, but discretion is advised

Dynmap

No chat reporting

Carpet

Small datapacks and tweaks

Rules
Must be a member of the Discord, speaking is optional No slurs, homophobia, racism, or abuse No griefing or stealing No using farms or villagers without permission No PvP/killing without consent Inactivity for 3+ months may result in moderator control of property Leaving Discord or being banned may speed up rule enforcement Moderator discretion for warnings, temp bans, or perma bans

How to join: Join our Discord, read the rules channel, react to the message at the bottom, and put your Minecraft name in the whitelist channel. Discord Link

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord, read the rules, react to the message, and then add your Minecraft name to the whitelist channel.

Are there any age restrictions?

There are no official age restrictions, but we advise discretion as mature content may be discussed.

What are the rules regarding griefing?

Griefing, including modifying, damaging, or killing animals, is strictly prohibited on the server.

Can I use farms or villagers without permission?

No, you must obtain permission before using any farms or villagers on the server, unless they are marked as public.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP or killing is only allowed during minigames or with consent from both parties.

What happens if I break the rules?

If you break the rules, moderators may warn you, issue a temporary ban, or give a permanent ban based on their discretion.

Overall, the server aims to maintain a calm and relaxed atmosphere while ensuring fair gameplay for all players.

Élora’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blocky, Canada, cold case, crime, Disappearance, Élora Patoine, Éloras, investigation, Jean-François Gariépy, Minecraft, missing for over a year, missing girl, missing person, missing person case, missing woman, missing woman case, mysterious disappearance, possible murder, québec, Server, SUSPECT, true crime, true crime podcast, unsolved mystery

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama or intrigue? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

Join us as we uncover the mystery of Élora Patoine’s disappearance. Was it really Jean-François Gariépy who did the deed? Or was it a creeper in disguise? Only on our server will you find out the truth behind this shocking tale.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles to pixel art masterpieces, our players never cease to amaze with their creativity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with mystery, drama, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

AlbinoTango in Minecraft SMP

AlbinoTango, argentina, Argentinian identity, Bolivia, brainwashed, brown people, Buenos Aires, cultural shift, demographic changes, European immigration, Historical revisionism, Immigration Trends, Latin America, Latin American immigrants, mestizos, Minecraft, native population, Paraguay, racial makeup, smp, societal impact, white denial, white population

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through a land where Argentina is still 85% white…in Minecraft! Explore a world where Europeans never stopped coming and the population is made up of light-skinned mestizos. But watch out, because immigrants from Latin American countries like Paraguay and Bolivia are starting to take over!

Experience the chaos as the native population is being replaced by brown people, all while the kids are being brainwashed into thinking that the true Argentinian is a mestizo. Some players even deny that the country was ever white, adding to the madness of this unique Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure in a world where anything is possible, even a Minecraft version of Argentina’s crazy population dynamics!