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SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Towns Built:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Mines Excavated:	3004
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Emeralds Found:	6374
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zombie Dances:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Runes Activated:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mines Excavated:	4350	Ores Mined:	2556
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crops Grown:	1777
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Void Armor Forged:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!