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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Votes:	3347
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, christmas, christmas decorations, Christmas joy, christmas lights, Christmas spirit, christmas tree, Christmas vibes, Festive, HG, holiday celebration, holiday cheer, holiday festivities, holiday magic, holiday movie, holiday season, holiday season vibes, holiday tradition, Hunger Games, Hungry, location, Minecraft, smp, winter wonderland

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Void Armor Forged:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	104670

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the magical land of CHRISTMAS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.

2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.

3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.

4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.

So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.

Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server

Battles, captain, codeswitching, course, CREW, Dark, Friends, hard to starboard, healthy waters, lose our way, magic music box, Minecraft, new ones, Newbies, pepes, riggings, sailing, serendipitous, Server, Space, sword, tango

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Ahoy there, mateys! Do ye seek adventure on the high seas of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where the waters are as healthy as a pirate’s diet of rum and grog!

Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!

Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!

No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, art, birb, character design, Colorful, Creative, creature design, digital art, Dragon.., Enchanting, FANTASY, feathers, illustration, Imaginative, MAGICAL, Minecraft, mystical, mythical creatures, Original Character, smp, WHIMSICAL, Wings, witch

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, birbdragonwitch! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you in this server.

First off, our spawn point is guarded by a giant birbdragonwitch who only lets players in if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.

Once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in bird calls. Don’t worry, you’ll pick it up in no time. And if you don’t, well, let’s just say the birbdragonwitch might not be too happy about it.

But the real reason you should join birbdragonwitch is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: players riding on flying pigs, shooting fireballs from their eyes, all while wearing witch hats. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join birbdragonwitch today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and bird call dictionary!

Anime Figures & Manga Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime collectibles, anime culture, anime enthusiast, anime fan, anime fandom, anime figures, anime figurines, anime merchandise, anime merchandise collecting, Anime toys, Collecting, Figures, figurines, hobby, Japanese culture, Manga, Manga collection, Manga collector, manga lover, manga series, Minecraft, Otaku, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	2957	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your love for anime figures and manga? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole section dedicated to showcasing your epic collection of waifus and husbando figures! Build your own anime shrine and show off your otaku pride to the whole server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Manga Madness” event, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches using only their favorite manga volumes as weapons. Will you be able to defeat your enemies with the power of Naruto or will you succumb to the might of One Piece?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime and Minecraft collide in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Plus, who knows, you might even find a fellow anime lover to trade figures with or discuss the latest episodes of your favorite anime series. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku shine!

Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned users, forum bans, forum moderation, forum rules, G.., germany, hammer, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet drama, internet etiquette, internet subcultures, internet trolling, Minecraft, online bans, online behavior, online communities, online forums, online mischief, online troublemakers, range banned, smp, trolling tactics

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.

Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

Audience, Bait, BAITED, chuuba, Content Creator, Drop, ENGAGEMENT, flying, flying shit, give up, gura, insane rats, lack of streams, Minecraft, MONEY, Ocean, Online Community, Rats, Server, Shit, streaming, subbed, Support, viewership, Watching

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!

Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Cash Money Minecraft SMP

000, 100, bonds, Cash, Diversification, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, high return, income generation, Investment, long-term growth, low management, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual funds, passive income, portfolio management, real estate, retirement planning, risk management, smp, stock market, ways to invest, wealth building

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old investment opportunities that require actual work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! With just $100k, you can join our server and invest in virtual diamonds that will generate you endless income with zero management involved.

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden diamond mine in our server and suddenly become the richest player in town. You’ll have other players begging to join your diamond empire and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.

But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your reign as the wealthiest player. It’s a cutthroat world out there in our Minecraft SMP, but the rewards are worth the risk.

So why waste your money on boring real-life investments when you can join our server and become a virtual diamond tycoon? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!

Xanny.World Minecraft server

Anarchy mode, Auto-mine, Beginners, Cases, Community, Development, donation system, experienced, gameplay, Interaction, Jobs, Journey, Minecraft, Pets, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Unique Content, vulture servers, world, Xanny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	2790
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to our new server!

We are pleased to introduce you to a unique survival world that is just beginning its journey. Our server offers exciting opportunities for players of all levels – from beginners to experienced masters. Here you can not only survive, but also develop in a friendly and active atmosphere.

We have a donation system that will help support the server and its development. Thanks to your contributions, we can add new features, improve gameplay and create unique content.

In the near future, we plan to expand our project by adding an anarchy mode with vulture servers, where you can test your skills in PvP and interaction with other players. Join us on this exciting journey and become part of our growing community!

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Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blemish, blunder, criticism, critique, Defect, error, Fault, fault detection, fault finding, Find a flaw, flaw finding, FLAWLESS, imperfection, Issue, Minecraft, misstep, mistake, nitpicking, oversight, Problem, Server, slip-up, Weakness

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9635
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!