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DadGoneGFChatRage

Celebration of Life, Communication, consideration, DadGoneGFChatRage, Europe, family, gastrointestinal pain, Girlfriend, Grief, insensitive, insensitivity, Issues, jewelry, job deadline, mourning, Move, research paper, Support, vacation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	4774
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Need a break from dealing with family drama and mourning the loss of a loved one? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun. Plus, who needs a girlfriend who cares more about jewelry than your feelings? Leave the real world behind and join us for some epic gaming sessions.

Forget about deadlines and work stress – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive in the crazy world of Minecraft. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our virtual world with a community of fellow gamers who understand the importance of having a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who appreciates your priorities (hint: they should involve mining diamonds, not shopping for jewelry). Let’s game on!

Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP

Alternate Realities, Anime, dark fantasy, Despair, emotional, friendship, homura akemi, Hope, Kyubey, Madoka, MadOOFka, Magical Girl, Magical powers, Minecraft, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Rebellion, sacrifice, Sayaka Miki, smp, Tragedy, transformation, wish fulfillment, witches

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure today!

CraftyMineBrainz

Adaptability, analytical skills, cognitive abilities, comprehension, CraftyMineBrainz, creativity, critical thinking, emotional intelligence, intellectual skills, intelligence, knowledge retention, learning capabilities, logical reasoning, memory recall, mental capacity, Perception, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, wisdom

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun

Bacteria, billion years ago, biological evolution, cell features, cellular biology, chloroplasts, complex life, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary history, experimentation, Fun, Fungi, genetic engineering, life cycles, microbial interaction, Mitochondria, scientific research, scientists, spores, symbiosis

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re transported to a world where scientists are like, “Yo, let’s shove bacteria inside fungi and see what happens!” And guess what? The fungi are like, “No problem, bro!” and they start producing bacteria-filled spores like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! This experiment isn’t just some boring science stuff. It’s actually giving us hints about how life on Earth got all complex and stuff. Like, mitochondria and chloroplasts? Yeah, they might have come from experiments like this one, like, a billion years ago or something.

So, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and see what other wild experiments are going down, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a mushroom that shoots lasers or a tree that grows diamonds. The possibilities are endless, dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, Community, description, female, Gaming, GIF, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, personal account, Players, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2991
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.aitc.vanillaboxmc.ru

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP No Rules All Tools 1.20.1-1.21.1

1.20.11.21.1, action, Anarchy, Boxpvp, coin system, Community, DOMINATE, Endless fun, Fast-paced, Gear, grind, Kits, Leaderboards, level up, new, PvP, rules, Shopkeepers, Tools, WeCanGoCrying

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Emeralds Found:	4314	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Votes:	4699

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server
WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable! Features: Kits Shopkeepers Coin System PVP Leaderboards ❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗ Information: Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz Version: 1.20.1+ Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server by entering the server address in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there different kits available? A: Yes, there are multiple kits that you can choose from to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I earn coins in the server? A: You can earn coins by participating in PvP battles, completing challenges, and more.

Q: Can I suggest improvements to the server? A: Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions from our players to make the server better for everyone.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

abundance, blissful, Feixiao, general, Guinaifen, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone, Lingsha, Minecraft, misha, Natasha, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, topaz, worrisome

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	88	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Farms Harvested:	312	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where you can win rare loot and show off your skills. Plus, our community is so awesome, even the villagers are jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Feet Thread Pt2 Minecraft SMP

bonus points, Companionship, Connection, feet, foot fetish, friendship, gfs, Intimacy, irl friends, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Pt2, relationships, significant others, smp, Support, Thread, Trust, Wives

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where if you find a rare pink sheep, you get to marry the server owner’s wife in real life! (Disclaimer: server owner’s wife may not actually exist)

So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

CraftyLand

alternative names, Brainstorming, country names, country renaming, CraftyLand, creative thinking, cultural perspectives, fictional countries, geographical names, historical context, hypothetical scenarios, international relations, linguistic influences, naming conventions, naming traditions, national identity, national pride, political implications, renaming countries, world geography

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their crew. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can tell a good joke.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the fabled land of Notchtopia, where every block is made of pure gold and the sun never sets. It’s a place where dreams come true and anything is possible, so don’t miss out on the fun!

UyghurSlaveryMC Server

Blacklist, China, Chinese companies, forced labor, global economy, global trade, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, political tensions, sanctions, Server, Slavery, supply chain, trade war, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurSlaveryMC, Xinjiang

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Towns Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

join our minecraft server and escape the tyranny of the Chinese companies! we are a safe haven for all those who have been oppressed by the Uyghur slavery blacklist. build your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. no more forced labor or human rights violations here, just pure unadulterated fun! come join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time. plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and pigs that can fly. what more could you ask for? come join us now!

MoldovaBribeCraftEU

bribery, bribery scandal, Citizens, Corruption, corruption scandal, eastern europe, EU, EU Membership, european union, foreign relations, Government, influence, international affairs, Manipulation, Moldova, MoldovaBribeCraftEU, Moldovan citizens, Politics, russia, russian interference, scandal

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!