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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 8778 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 3423 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
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