GarrettG Minecraft Servers

GarrettG Minecraft Servers

  • BaldursCraft Server

    BaldursCraft Server
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 5248
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 122 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Crops Grown: 8641 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there).

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and romance options that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. Long rest often to unlock hidden camp scenes and advance companion quests – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

    Recruit Minthara without going down the evil path by knocking her out in Act 1 – just be prepared to miss out on a steamy sex scene (unless you’re into that sort of thing). Choose between exploring the Underdark or the Mountain Pass – or why not both? The more loot, the merrier!

    And don’t even get us started on The Dark Urge – it’s like Tav+ but with even more twists and turns. Consequences for consuming tadpoles? Nah, just a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and avoid a drastic change in appearance. Enable Karmic Dice for smoother gameplay, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky.

    Vote on romance options, race, class, and companions – because your choices shape the world around you (or at least the world of our server). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: StableDude69

    Minecraft SMP: StableDude69
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 2994
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most exclusive and outrageous Minecraft SMP ever! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, no entry for you, cuntboys, futas, or trans players allowed. Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground society of furry artists creating mind-blowing masterpieces. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the art they produce.

    2. Our LORAs are trained to perfection, thanks to our top-notch guides and resources. You’ll never see AI like this anywhere else.

    3. Need to optimize Stable Diffusion? We’ve got you covered with crazy CPU hacks and AMD GPU wizardry. Your gameplay will never be the same.

    4. Want to learn to inpaint like a pro? We’ve got guides for that too. You’ll be creating stunning visuals in no time.

    5. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Get ready to be amazed.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no girls allowed – this is a boys-only club. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoFriendNoTrip Minecraft Server

    NoFriendNoTrip Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 229
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Towns Built: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the strict rules of Stella’s parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time where curfews don’t exist and driving restrictions are a thing of the past.

    On our server, you can stay up past 11pm, drive any car you want (even a virtual Lamborghini), and sleep over at your friends’ virtual houses without any parental interference. No need to worry about getting a ride home, just hop on a virtual Uber and party all night long.

    Don’t let Stella’s parents cramp your style, join our server and let loose with your friends. We promise you won’t have to deal with any drama like Stella’s strict rules. Plus, we have virtual day trips to exotic destinations just a click away – no need to worry about gas money or angry parents here!

    So come join us and leave Stella’s rules behind. You deserve a break from the stress and drama, and our server is the perfect place to escape to. See you in the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TinderTattlerCraft

    TinderTattlerCraft
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 752
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you never know what kind of crazy encounters you might have!

    Join us and you might just find yourself in a situation like the time I caught someone’s wife on Tinder while eating at Applebee’s. Imagine the thrill of confronting a cheating spouse in the virtual world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PerfCraft SMP: Epic Human Stuff

    PerfCraft SMP: Epic Human Stuff
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 6608
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Dimension Hops: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener, the pigs fly, and the diamonds literally rain from the sky! This server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Join us and become part of a community where building a dirt house is considered a work of art and riding a pig into battle is a totally legit strategy. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of this server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LynchCraft Minecraft Server

    LynchCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 4211
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Votes: 858 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 165 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know that uk tech dude, mike lynch? well, he was on this super fancy yacht, right? and then, like, the yacht just straight up sank! and now, he’s missing! but guess what, u can join our minecraft server and, like, pretend u r mike lynch trying to survive on a deserted island! build ur own yacht and sail the high seas, matey! maybe u can even find some buried treasure or fight off some pirates! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see if u have what it takes to survive like mike lynch!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft: ChechenHeaven

    KurskCraft: ChechenHeaven
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 5941
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Magic Items Found: 2182 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2676 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u, want to join the craziest minecraft server ever? well buckle up cuz this server is like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! imagine russian conscripts fighting off zombies and skeletons while defending Kursk, yea that’s what u can do here! and get this, the chechen commander promises a place in ‘heaven’ for anyone who falls in battle. talk about a sweet deal, amirite? so come join us and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in this epic minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MuscleCraft: Ageless Adventures

    MuscleCraft: Ageless Adventures
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 8680
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Zombie Dances: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 51
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2320 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is like da fountain of youth for ur Minecraft character. We got all da crazy exercises u can do to make ur muscles super buff and strong.

    Like, seriously, u can do squats, push-ups, and even lift virtual weights in da game. And get dis, every time u level up ur muscles in da game, u actually level up in real life too! It’s like magic, but better cuz it’s Minecraft.

    So, if u wanna stay forever young and have da muscles of a Greek god, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got da best parties and dance-offs in Minecraft history. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun and gains. Join now and become a Minecraft fitness legend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Aurora: Where grown-ups play like kids on Hermitcraft, just with less redstone

    Aurora: Where grown-ups play like kids on Hermitcraft, just with less redstone
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 4843
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Aurora SMP Minecraft Server

    Minecraft Version Fabric 1.21
    Server Type Dedicated
    Server Features Authentic vanilla feel, Bluemap, Techtonic, Datapacks

    Overview

    Aurora SMP is a Minecraft server running on Fabric 1.21 with a dedicated server, offering players an engaging multiplayer experience in a Season 3 world. The server has been live for 2 months and is focused on community building, creativity, and exploration.

    FAQ

    1. How do I join Aurora SMP?

    To join our server, please join the Discord community and fill out an application.

    2. Are there any planned resets for the server?

    There are no resets planned anytime soon, so players can catch up and build without the fear of losing progress.

    3. What datapacks are available on Aurora SMP?

    • One player sleep
    • No Endermen dirt stealing
    • Armor stand adjustments
    • Double Shulker Shell drops
    • Wandering traders selling mini blocks
    • Player and mob head drops

    4. Can I view my creations in 3D?

    Yes, Aurora SMP offers Bluemap for a 3D view of your builds in your web browser.

    5. What other server features are available?

    This season, Techtonic and Terralith are being used to create a new and inspiring landscape for players to explore and build on.

    6. What is the server trailer?

    You can watch the server’s trailer at here.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 3027
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous incentives to join!

    Have you ever wanted to witness a drag show in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Not only will you have a blast watching our virtual queens slay the stage, but if you don’t have a fabulous time and leave wanting to vote for Kamala Harris, our admin will personally suck off and swallow up to 10 incels! That’s right, folks, we’re turning incels into drag show enthusiasts, one blowjob at a time.

    So come join us on our server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just leave with a newfound love for drag queens and a whole lot more!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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