| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9750 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5293 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 106 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Votes: | 1634 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7150 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 146 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 2254 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7848 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2669 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 8772 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 355 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.
And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3429 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7930 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 244 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 576 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 205 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4304 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 178 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1868 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1223 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 9495 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
