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Cluckin’ Nasrallah’s Minecraft Mayhem

arab world, chicken hunter, Cluckin, failed operation, foiled attack, hezbollah, international relations, lebanon, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Minecraft, mock, Nasrallah, Nasrallahs, online mockery, political commentary, political humor, regional conflict, resistance group, satire, social media, terrorist organization, viral news

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we hunt chickens like nasrallah but with more success!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you pee your pants with excitement. our community is full of hilarious players who will make you laugh until you cry. plus, we have the most epic builds and minigames that will blow your mind. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the chicken hunting madness!

CerealFirstToothpasteNext

breakfast choices, breakfast habits, CEREAL, cereal first, CerealFirstToothpasteNext, daily rituals, dental care, dental hygiene, milk, milk first, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, morning traditions, Personal preferences, pouring habits, quirky habits, toothbrush, toothbrush wetting, Toothpaste, toothpaste application

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! we got players who pour cereal before milk, like who does that? they probably also brush their teeth before wetting the toothbrush, absolute madlads! if you want to be part of this crazy gang, join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a normal person who likes things in the right order, then maybe stay away. but if you’re a rebel who likes to live life on the edge, then this is the server for you! come on, what are you waiting for? brush those teeth and hop on in!

☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where the Custom Fish come with Sunglasses! 🕶️ Featuring Weekly Challenges, PvP (only if you forget your sunscreen), and NO Resets! 🐟🎣

Auctions, Challenges, cross-platform, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Exclusive content, Featuring, Fish, Fishing, forget, Kits, Land claiming, Lobster, minecraft community, Perks, PvP, Quests, Resets, Shaded family, Shops, smp, sunburnt, sunglasses, sunscreen, twitter, Updates, Vote, vote ranks, WEEKLY, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1014
Potions Brewed:	68	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR
TikTok	https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNW7GqCk/

Overview:

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Features:

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join Shaded?

A: Simply copy and paste the server IP play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences.

Q: How can I protect my creations on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure the safety and security of player builds.

Q: Can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server.

Q: Are there regular quests and events on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can engage in thrilling quests, participate in events, and tackle weekly challenges to stay engaged and rewarded.

Q: Is Shaded a cross-platform server?

A: Yes, Shaded unites Java and Bedrock players, offering a seamless gaming experience for all.

For more information and updates, join our Discord, follow us on Twitter, and check out our website. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family!

RoboFinger Minecraft Server

Assistance, digital assistance, electronic devices, fingering, futuristic, innovative solutions, INTIMATE, Masturbation, Minecraft, modern lifestyle, personal care, pleasure seeking, RoboFinger, Robots, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, Server, sexual satisfaction, shower, solo play, Technology

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have robots that can help you with all your… uh, personal needs. Need a hand (or a robot hand) in the shower? We got you covered! Join our server and let the robots take care of you in ways you never imagined possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Minecraft SMP: LindseyGrahamBombsIran

ayatollah, carpet bomb, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, hostages, international relations, iran, Israel, Lindsey Graham, LindseyGrahamBombsIran, LindseyGrahamSC, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Politics, sanctions, smp, Threats, twitter

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1356	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	New Chunks Explored:	328193
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Emeralds Found:	9405
Enchantments Applied:	287	Zombie Dances:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve got Lindsey Graham threatening to carpet bomb Iran if the Ayatollah doesn’t release Israel’s hostages – talk about drama! But don’t worry, we promise our server is a safe space for all players (except maybe the Ayatollah). Join now for a chance to witness some insane geopolitical Minecraft battles and maybe even broker some peace deals between warring factions. Who needs real-world politics when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BILsGriefMinecraftServer

Assertiveness, BILsGriefMinecraftServer, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Cultural differences, cultural norms, discipline, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Family Values, family visit, parenting challenges, parenting struggles, personal property, property damage, respect for others’ belongings, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Irish kids on a rampage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and chaos that will make you question your sanity.

We promise to provide you with the same level of excitement as when those little rascals from Ireland broke OP’s camera lens, ruined the disc thing, and even drew on his car with sticks and rocks. Who needs boring old griefers when you can have real-life troublemakers wreaking havoc on your virtual world?

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the unexpected is just another day in the blocky world, join us now! Just be sure to keep an eye on your belongings, or you might end up like OP with a broken camera lens and drawings on your car. See you there, if you dare!

SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL

Argument, attitude, Chicago, Communication, comparison, condescending, disability, family, Hometown, Housing, Jealousy, judgment, misunderstanding, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Siblings, SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL, suburban-living, urban living, VALUES

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Emeralds Found:	5518	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a KFC run in the middle of the night? Look no further, my dude! Our server is like Chicago – always open for business and full of opportunities.

Join us and build your dream house, just like OP did in the big city. Sure, your sister may think it’s just a “starter home,” but we know you’ll make it a forever home. And who cares if she got a bigger house for less money back in your hometown? We’re all about quality over quantity here!

Plus, we don’t tolerate any drama like OP’s sister trying to guilt trip him for gas money. Ain’t nobody got time for that! So come join us and leave the family feuds behind. Our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who aren’t afraid to live their best virtual life. See you there!

NoMusicSMP – Minecraft SMP

albums, artists, controversial, culture, debate, dislike, Eliminate, Favorite, genre, get rid of, least favorite, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), musical taste, NoMusicSMP, opinion, Preferences, smp, society, songs, trends, unpopular

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Emeralds Found:	9462	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of hearing the same old tunes in your Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banned all music genres except for “Minecraft parodies of popular songs”! That’s right, get ready to jam out to hilarious and cringey parodies of your favorite hits while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join our server now and experience the joy of listening to “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat while you build your epic base. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden jukebox that plays nothing but “Baby Shark” remixes!

So say goodbye to boring old music genres and hello to the wacky world of Minecraft parodies on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

CharmCraft – Unexpectantly Charming!

captivating personality, CharmCraft, charming, charming attributes, charming behavior, charming characteristics, charming demeanor, charming discovery, charming features, charming individual, charming nature, charming person, charming qualities, charming traits, delightful characteristics, endearing traits, hidden charm, pleasant surprise, surprising charm, Unexpectantly, unexpected charm, unique charm

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to discover the most unexpectedly charming quality in someone – like our admin who can build a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower using only their toes! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a player who can tame creepers and make them do the Macarena on command.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their own language and lead them into epic battles against the evil pigs. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and quirky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most unexpectedly charming adventure of your pixelated life!

PalyanytsyaCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, innovation, international relations, jet-propelled, Language, Military, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, new technology, Palyanytsya, PalyanytsyaCraft, pronunciation, russia, Russian-Ukrainian relations, Server, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mines Excavated:	4973
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

come join the server where we have jet-propelled drones flying around like crazy russians trying to pronounce ‘Palyanytsya’! you’ll be dodging drones left and right while trying to build your epic base. but watch out, because the drones might accidentally blow up your creations if they can’t say ‘Palyanytsya’ right! it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the drone chaos!