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BlockBros Minecraft Server

advice, annoying questions, Assumptions, BlockBros, Boundaries, career, emotions, finances, Future, goals, hobbies, interests, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Opinions, PERSONAL LIFE, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, Stereotypes, stop asking, wish people

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	863	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of people asking you boring questions like “How’s the weather?” or “What do you do for a living?” Well, join our Minecraft server and never have to answer those mundane questions again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest players can find. So if you’re looking for a break from reality and a chance to escape to a world of pure chaos and fun, join our server today!

BlockyBrothers

Behavior, BlockyBrothers, Communication, Competition, confusion, emotions, friendship, Insecurity, male bonding, Masculinity, Men, peer dynamics, peer influence, peer pressure, relationships, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to witness the craziest antics, like players riding pigs through the Nether while wearing nothing but diamond helmets, or building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT.

We have epic PvP battles where players fight with nothing but enchanted potatoes, and secret underground dance parties where the only rule is to boogie down until the sun comes up.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, then come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

KinzhalKaboomCraft

aerospace, air defense, Air Force, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, intercept, international relations, Kinzhal Missiles, KinzhalKaboomCraft, Military, missile defense, national defense, Patriot systems, Russian, SECURITY, strategic defense, Technology, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Crops Grown:	1706	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Runes Activated:	2

so like, u know how ukraine air force is all like pew pew with their patriot systems and stuff? well, they just went and intercepted all them russian kinzhal missiles like it was no big deal. like, who even needs superpowers when u got ukraine air force on your side, amirite?

so, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as epic and badass as ukraine air force, then u gotta join this minecraft server. we got all the craziest mods and plugins that will make ur head spin. like, u can ride dragons and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.

plus, our community is the coolest around. we have epic build battles and treasure hunts that will keep u on the edge of ur seat. and don’t even get me started on our epic pvp battles. u better bring ur A game if u wanna survive in this server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. ukraine air force ain’t got nothin’ on us!

EarCraft: Implant Edition

Artificial Intelligence, audio technology, auditory enhancement, auditory processing, brain implant, cognitive enhancement, EarCraft, Edition, Future, hearing range, Implant, innovation, invention, medical breakthrough, Music (Industry), music producers, neurology, neuroscience, revolution, sensory augmentation, sensory perception, sound engineering, Technology

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! you can ride them into battle against evil zombie chickens and giant flying squids! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to hang out with us! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where steve and alex bust out their sick dance moves! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

CryoKushCraft: Cool Cervicitis Relief!

adverse reactions, Alternative Medicine, cervical health, Cervicitis, Chinese medicine, chronic cervicitis, clinical efficacy, CO2 cryotherapy, combined treatment, Cool, CryoKushCraft, Cryotherapy, gynecological conditions, holistic approach., Kushen gel, Medical research, Medical Treatment, natural remedies, new study, non-invasive treatment, Relief, therapeutic effect, traditional therapy, Women’s Health

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	4744

So, like, you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server that’s, like, totally out of this world? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where CO2 cryotherapy meets Kushen gel for chronic cervicitis. It’s like, so clinical and stuff, with, like, few adverse reactions and stuff. And get this, the combined treatment of CO2 cryotherapy with Kushen gel, like, enhances the therapeutic effect to a whole new level!

Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure where you can explore the wonders of CO2 cryotherapy and Kushen gel while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like, totally mind-blowing and stuff. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Vanilla Playground: Where chaos reigns and hacks are as welcome as a creeper at a party!

1.20.4, Anarchy, BUILD, Chaos, Community, Creative, creeper, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Friends, Fun, Griefing, Hacks, Minigames, multiplayer, no limits, No Rules, Party, Playground, PvP, REIGNS, Survival, survival server, TEAM, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8632	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	3079	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Items Found:	3874

A Classic Anarchy With No Plugins
IP: play.mcvpg.org
Version: 1.20.4
Discord to find a team: discord.mcvpg.org
Classical survival on modern version that been up for 3 years. You can grief, explore, build with friends, ANYTHING!

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, this is a classic anarchy server where players can grief, explore, and build freely without any restrictions.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: No, this server is plugin-free, providing a pure Minecraft experience.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server has been up for 3 years, offering a stable and established community.

Q: Can I team up with other players on the server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server to find a team and collaborate with other players.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported on the server?

A: The server supports version 1.20.4 of Minecraft.

BetterLife Minecraft Server

BELIEF, BetterLife, brighter days ahead, encouragement, FAITH, growth, healing, Hope, life will get better, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, optimism, overcoming challenges, perseverance, positivity, progress, resilience, self improvement, Server, strength, Support

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Emeralds Found:	1504
Dimension Hops:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the pigs fly and the chickens do the cha-cha. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re sipping on potions with your best buds in no time.

So why wait? Join us today and let’s build a blocky empire together. And remember, no matter how tough things get in the game, just know that life will get better. And who knows, maybe one day we’ll actually be able to share that drink together, anon. Cheers to that!

EldenCraft Minecraft Server

accomplishment, action RPG, boss fight, Challenging, Difficult, elden ring, EldenCraft, Epic, FANTASY, FromSoftware, Gaming, HARD, INTENSE, long tail tag, Minecraft, Miyazaki, perseverance, rage inducing, Server, Soulsborne, TOUGH, Victory, video game

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in Elden Ring? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can beat the toughest bosses with just a flick of your wrist! We have enchanted weapons that make you feel like a god, and armor that turns you into an unstoppable force of nature. Say goodbye to frustration and hello to easy victories!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, mythical creatures to battle, and even a hidden realm where you can ride on the backs of dragons. Who needs Elden Ring when you can conquer our server with ease?

So come on, don’t be a wretched noob. Join our Minecraft server today and show everyone who the real boss is!

CraftyHistory Minecraft Server

Country, CraftyHistory, dark chapters, dark moments, forgotten history, hidden past, hidden tragedies, historical atrocities, historical events, historical injustices, lesser-known history, lesser-known tragedies, Minecraft, national history, obscure past, obscured history, overlooked events, overlooked history, Server, suppressed history, tragic events, tragic occurrences, untold stories

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the hidden secrets of your country’s dark past! Explore historically accurate replicas of infamous events, such as the time when a group of llamas took over the government and declared war on the chickens. Will you be able to survive the chaos and restore peace to the land? Join now and rewrite history in the most epic way possible!

FortyCraft: Aging Blocks & Socks

aging, blocks, FortyCraft, socks

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	191	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8942

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who think they know everything? Well, look no further! Our server is specifically designed for people in their 40s who are tired of dealing with immature players.

Join us and experience the thrill of building virtual worlds with fellow middle-aged gamers who understand the struggles of adulting. From discussing the best brand of orthopedic shoes to reminiscing about the good old days of dial-up internet, our community is full of like-minded individuals who are just trying to survive middle age one block at a time.

But beware, as you age on our server, you may start to notice some unexpected changes. Suddenly, your character may develop a bad back from sitting too long in front of the computer, or your virtual pets may start demanding early bird specials for their meals. Don’t worry, though, our server comes equipped with virtual retirement homes and senior centers to keep your aging avatars happy and healthy.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the hilarious side of aging in Minecraft. Who knew getting older could be so much fun?