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Garage rock Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 613
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Mines Excavated: 2185
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Chasca’s feather-fletched peace? Well, look no further! Our server is so elusive and unfathomable, it’ll make Ororon jealous. Join us for insane events like the “Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls” where you can uncover hidden treasures until December 16th. And don’t miss out on the “Claw Convoy” event happening until December 2nd – it’s crazier than trying to tame a wild Lyney!

    Our current character banner features Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – a lineup so epic, it’ll make you want to dance like Chasca spreading love and peace. And our weapon banner includes the Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage and The First Great Magic – perfect for slaying mobs with style.

    But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards that are better than finding diamonds in a mineshaft. And don’t forget to redeem our codes for Primogems – because who needs diamonds when you have Primogems?

    Join our server today and experience a world crazier than a Creeper on a sugar rush! And remember, if you’re not playing on our server, you’re missing out on the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • It’s Over, Isn’t It? Minecraft SMP

    It’s Over, Isn’t It? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 5302
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 109 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Runes Activated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance the cha-cha.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. It’s over, isn’t it? No way, the fun is just getting started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rent-Free Minecraft Server

    Rent-Free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 4407
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us if you’re tired of being a NEET with zero privacy and facing the threat of homelessness. On our server, you can build your dream home and own it without worrying about rent or mortgage payments.

    Are you sick of not being able to afford food or a job that pays well? Well, on our server, you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players to make a fortune!

    Forget about not being able to immigrate to another country, on our server, everyone is welcome regardless of where they’re from.

    And don’t worry about being an “ugly sub 5 male”, on our server, looks don’t matter, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game.

    So come join us and escape the real world for a while, because life may be rigged, but Minecraft is always a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Problematic Minecraft SMP Player

    Problematic Minecraft SMP Player
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 5908
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts spitting at you. What the actual fudge, right? But that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP, where llamas are the ultimate pranksters and creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. And let’s not forget about the infamous Chicken Mafia that rules the server with an iron beak. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been chased by a gang of poultry thugs demanding protection money in seeds.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, then look no further. Join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (along with a few unfortunate blocks in your builds). Just be sure to watch out for those llamas – they’re real jerks.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Beehive Buzz Minecraft Server

    Beehive Buzz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 8289
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of normies ruining your favorite anime servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have confirmed that Kagurabachi anime is the next big thing! Join us and escape the normie invasion before it’s too late! Plus, rumor has it that the KGB (Kawaii Girls Brigade) is recruiting for their elite squad, so don’t miss out on your chance to join the cutest and deadliest team in Minecraft history! Come for the anime, stay for the chaos – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Me? For Minecraft SMP

    Me? For Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 8533
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Villages Defended: 18 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Potions Brewed: 87 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is painfully 2000’s anime and manga! Join us if you want to trade your rare Naruto headband for a stack of Sailor Moon posters. Our spawn town is a giant Pikachu made entirely out of pixel art, and our nether hub is a replica of the Death Note notebook.

    But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players duel each other with giant cardboard Gundam suits. And every full moon, a giant Digimon boss spawns in the world, challenging players to defeat it for a chance to win a limited edition Dragon Ball Z action figure.

    So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to immerse yourself in a world of retro anime nostalgia, come join us! Just remember to bring your best Yu-Gi-Oh deck and your most kawaii skin.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bucks Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bucks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 9345
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    “Join our Minecraft server and never worry about tipping again! Our virtual waiters will never ask for a tip, because they’re actually zombies who just want to eat your brains! Pay $11.99 to enter our world where the only currency is rotten flesh and the only tip you’ll need is how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Join now for a dining experience you’ll never forget…if you survive!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Age Appropriate Boob Quest Minecraft SMP

    Age Appropriate Boob Quest Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 3524
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and noobs? Are you looking for a place where you can find someone your age with huge saggy boobs? Look no further, because on our server, we cater to all kinds of players, including manlets like yourself!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet fellow gamers who share your interests and maybe even meet that special someone with the saggiest of boobs. Who knows, you might even find love in the world of blocks and pixels!

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our server today and let the adventure begin. Who knows what kind of crazy and hilarious stories you’ll be able to tell your friends about your time on our server. It’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bants Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 3696
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 118
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can uncover.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of crispy bacon strips.

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience? Come on down and see what all the buzz is about – just be prepared for the unexpected!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pheno-Madness Minecraft SMP

    Pheno-Madness Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 4493
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Runes Activated: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Enchantments Applied: 62 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a wild jungle, filled with players who are obsessed with a rare phenotype in the game. It’s everywhere you look, like a crazy cult following! But don’t worry, we’re not sacrificing any sheep or anything (well, maybe just a few for good luck).

    Join us on this insane adventure where we hunt down the rarest phenotypes like they’re shiny Pokemon. You’ll never know what crazy antics you’ll get into, from building giant statues of the phenotype to organizing epic battles to defend our precious finds. And let me tell you, the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

    So why should you join this wild ride? Well, aside from the fact that we have the best parties in all of Minecraft, we also have the most hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. Just be prepared to embrace the madness and become part of our wacky phenotype-loving family!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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