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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 3147 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1386 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Our server is home to a group of wacky players who have all been affected by hoeflation in their own countries. One player even had to trade their entire house for a single carrot! But on our server, the only thing you’ll be trading is rare items and epic loot.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you forget all about hoeflation. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave hoeflation in the dust!