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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 269 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 1628 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is better than any PS2 JARPIGS! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to fight me! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Unicorns roam freely and poop diamonds – Who needs boring old horses when you can ride a majestic unicorn that leaves a trail of diamonds wherever it goes?
- Zombie pigs that breakdance – Forget about regular old zombie pigs, ours have some sick dance moves that will leave you in awe.
- Secret underground disco parties – Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive underground disco parties where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
- Talking creepers that tell jokes – Creepers may be known for exploding, but ours have a sense of humor and love to tell jokes to keep you entertained.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
