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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 8860 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 1293 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being a noob in Fortnite and getting wrecked by 12-year-olds with insane building skills? Well, have I got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned Fortnite and all its players because they are too sweaty for our liking.
Not only that, but we have a secret underground bunker where we host daily dance parties with our pet creepers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the floss dance.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their iron golem army. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours, but just know that the villagers have cookies and diamond armor, so choose wisely.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server you’ve ever seen. And remember, Fortnite players need not apply!
