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CitizensCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, bangladesh, Citizens, CitizensCraft, coexistence, Community, Condemnation, Country, extremism, heinous, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, Minorities, Muhammad Yunus, Peace, religious freedom, Server, social justice, solidarity, Terrorism, tolerance, Unity, violence

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	649258
Alien Abductions:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of unicorns and ride them into battle against evil creepers! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, just waiting for you to explore. our community is full of friendly players who will help you on your quest to become the ultimate minecraft master. plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to new lands! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the adventure begin!

Sinwar’s Block Party

BLOCK, ceasefire deal, cnn, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, negotiations, Palestinian, Party, peace talks, political leader, regional stability, SECURITY, Sinwars, Truce, violence, War Crimes, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Buildings Constructed:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have hamas head yahya sinwar seeking ceasefire deal with creepers and zombies! why join? because our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to be friends with us. we have diamond armor for days and you can ride on a pig while shooting arrows at skeletons. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know you’ll be in good hands. join now and let’s build a world where even the most hardcore players will be like, “woah, this is some next level stuff.” let’s goooooo!

CraftyOlympics

competition farewell, CraftyOlympics, end of an era, future events, global competition., historic event, international athletes, last ever, memorable moments, Olympic farewell, olympic games, Olympic legacy, Olympic memories, Olympic nostalgia, sporting milestones, sporting tradition, sports enthusiasts, sports fans, sports history, watching sports, world stage

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

join dis server if u wanna be part of da last ever olympic games but in minecraft form!!! we got pigs doin gymnastics, creepers doin synchronized swimming, and endermen doin high jump!!! it’s gonna be a blast, u won’t even realize it’s the last one until it’s over!!! so come join da fun and be part of history in da making!!!

Eclipse SMP

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8647	Void Armor Forged:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Welcome to Eclipse SMP! It is an exciting crossplay-server with custom items and rewards for voting. Join and find out more! Please join discord for whitelist, we will turn it off at 500 members!

EclipseSMPS5.endercloud.tech:36187

FelipeMC

Adventures, Community, compete, Connect, Create, creative building, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Economy, FelipeMC, friendly environment, gameplay, Journey, Minecraft, Mini Games, PvP, Rewards, Server, Staff, Survival, Unique Events, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	161	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8952

Our Minecraft server offers a vibrant community and a diverse gameplay experience, featuring custom features, unique events, and a friendly environment for players of all levels. Whether you’re into survival, creative building, or mini-games, our server provides everything you need to enjoy endless adventures. With regular updates, active staff, and exciting rewards, it’s the perfect place to connect, compete, and create. Join us and start your journey today!

play.felipefogaca.net:25587

DefinitelyNotSketchy Semi-Vanilla LGBTQ+ Friendly Whitelisted Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like Server

[Discord Member], [Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Communication, DefinitelyNotSketchy, Diamond Economy, Events, Fabric, Friendly, Hermitcraftlike, java, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestions, Updates, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Information
TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.
Seasons
Season 12 released on the 2nd of August, which is hosted on 1.21. Seasons generally go 5-7 months in length.
Why should you join us?
Servers hosted in North America Discord to Minecraft chat Simple Voice Chat integration Suggestion forums, available to all members Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support Diamond economy, no shop plugins Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback Organized Dragon Fights and various other events 350 server members, and 550 members in total …we also have a Pokemon channel :3
Mini Seasons
To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June. Our last mini-season used the Vault Hunters modpack, but can consist of custom modpacks on Fabric based on different themes; space, magic, etc.
Discord
Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing.

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

Apply here. Read through #waitlist-form, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

When was the server established?

The server was established in 2018.

How long do seasons typically last?

Seasons generally go 5-7 months in length.

What are the benefits of joining the server?

Benefits include servers hosted in North America, Discord to Minecraft chat, Simple Voice Chat integration, Suggestion forums, private ticket system, Diamond economy, Anti-Xray plugins, organized events like Dragon Fights, and a welcoming community.

Do you host mini seasons?

Yes, to bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons that last around a month.

Is being on Discord required to join the server?

Yes, being on Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server.

Are there any images of spawn from previous seasons?

You can view images of spawn from previous seasons here.

MineVReX – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amaya Whisper, Arial Yuriko, Bri At Cookiebox, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Graduated members, Kamiko Rinona, Kanna Yanagi, Lida Oriana, Minecraft, MineVReX, Mom At Cookiebox, Nova Aokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, PixelLink, Previous thread, Relia Lace, Ruru karaoke, Scarlett Flameheart, Server, Song playlist, Ultimate, Umi Kyoku, valentine, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Emeralds Found:	2497
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Farms Harvested:	904

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey with our legendary players like Nova Aokami, the master of building epic castles with a single click! Or how about Arial Yuriko, who can mine diamonds blindfolded while riding a pig?

But wait, there’s more! Estella Starfall can tame creepers to become her loyal pets, while Furi Ferntail can turn any block into gold with just a touch. And don’t even get me started on Kamiko Rinona, who can fly on a dragon while battling the Ender Dragon at the same time!

And if that’s not enough, we have the infamous Scarlett Flameheart, who can summon a tornado to clear out any pesky mobs in her way. Plus, our extended members like Amaya Whisper, who can serenade you with her enchanting melodies, and Bri At Cookiebox, who can bake you cookies in-game that actually taste delicious!

Join us on this wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun!

Minecraft SMP: /Heals/ – The Healing Hotties

defeat/surrender, doms, Dps, erp, FFXIV, gaming kinks, Healdoms, Healers, healing, heals, Healsluts, HotS, hotties, league of legends, Minecraft, online gaming themes, overwatch, prostitution, resourcesluts, Sluts, smp, SUBS, SUPPORTS, switches, Tanks, wagers, wow

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Blood Moons Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	787555
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Crops Grown:	9951
Void Armor Forged:	11	Farms Harvested:	444

Welcome to our totally not scandalous Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is all about exploring your kinks in gaming!

Join us for some erp, healslutting, defeat/surrender, prostitution, resourcesluts, wagers, and other wild kinks that you never knew you needed in Minecraft. Whether you’re a dom, sub, tank, support, or healer, we welcome all roles and all levels of kinkiness.

What’s a Heal Slut, you ask? It’s a submissive healer who is ready to devote their all to a dominant player, whether they’re bratty, slutty, eager, or shy. It’s all about finding that sexual pleasure in submitting to someone else in the game.

And don’t worry if you’re a dominant healer – healdoms are totally a thing here! As long as you’re into Sub/Dom themes in online gaming, your post is more than welcome.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and kinks you’ll discover in our world!

BlockPartyMoms

antidepressants, BlockPartyMoms, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, depression, discipline, Emotional support, Empathy, family dynamics, medication, mental health, parenting, self-care, stress, Support, Therapy, tough times, Understanding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Zombie Dances:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of kindness and support? Look no further! Join our server where we treat each other with respect and compassion, just like how this mom is taking care of her son.

Our server is the perfect place for those who need a little extra love and understanding. Just like how this mom stood up for her son when he needed it most, we’ve got your back too. No more harsh words or criticism here – just pure, wholesome vibes.

And hey, if you ever feel like you need a hug or some cuddles, we’ve got plenty of virtual hugs to go around. Just like how this mom comforted her son on the couch, we’ll be here to provide that warm, fuzzy feeling whenever you need it.

So come join our server and experience the love and support you deserve. Who needs discipline when you’ve got a community like this? Let’s spread the love, one block at a time!

CraftyGenderBanter

advice, attraction, Communication, CraftyGenderBanter, Curiosity, DATING, Differences, emotions, gender, Insights, Men, Opinions, opposite sex, personal growth, perspective, questions, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone and wish you had a partner to share your loot with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate to conquer the pixelated world together. Who knows, you might even find love in a virtual world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry overlord who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you will be rewarded with endless riches and fame among the Minecraft community.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious and unforgettable journey filled with love, laughter, and chickens with questionable dance moves. Trust us, you won’t regret it!