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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7855 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 275 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!