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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4167 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Our players, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, are legends in the Minecraft world. Randon once defeated a creeper with just a potato, while Caspurr built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. These two will guide you through epic quests and hilarious adventures.
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