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ParentalPwnage

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, generational trauma, hurt feelings, MONEY, moving out, name-calling, parental relationships, ParentalPwnage, parents, reconciliation, savings, self worth, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1195
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

BelievedInNotch, childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible kid, kid beliefs, kid logic, kid silliness, Minecraft, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

KidCraftFoolery

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and start digging your way to the other side of the world – who knows what treasures you’ll find along the way! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out at the bottom of our world, waiting to challenge brave adventurers to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best moves and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! So come on, join us and let your wildest childhood dreams come true!

CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

#mineserver, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyys, Delays, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, legitimizing, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political strategy, President Zelenskyy, Saudi Arabia visit, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	141	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

Conflict Resolution, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, leadership, mediation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, Quest, Russia talks, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5875
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

so, like, u kno how trump is always causin drama? well, he’s only gone and hinted that ukraine needs a new election for peace or whatever. like, can u imagine that chaos? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can escape all that political madness and just build ur own world. join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz who needs that when u can be mining diamonds and fighting creepers? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any impending election chaos. so come join us on the craziest minecraft server out there – where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse first!

BlockyKids Depression-Free Server

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyKids, children, depression, DepressionFree, device usage, digital devices, digital health, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Mental Wellness, mobile devices, research, screen addiction, screen time, Server, smartphone addiction, smartphone use, stress, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ores Mined:	6523	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Towns Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!

Mystic Haven Skyrealm 1.20

Art gallery, Birth Rates, DATING, dating apps, digital age, Haven, hobbies, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, library, Loneliness, love quest, mystic, online dating, pandemic, relationships, Reproduction, School, skyrealm, socializing, Technology, tiktok, Tinder

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Crops Grown:	5609	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5593	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Villages Defended:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	75

Dude, forget about the real world and its lame-o problems. Join our Minecraft server and escape the dystopian reality where women are as rare as diamonds in the game. On our server, you’ll find a thriving community of players who are too busy building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds to worry about real-life dating woes.

We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

TrumpRussiaSMP

alliances, collusion, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, influence, international affairs, investigation, loyalty, nato, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, TrumpRussiaSMP, US president, World Order

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Towns Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Animals Bred:	149
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a war between Trump and Europe but in Minecraft! Like, Trump is building a wall to keep out the Europeans and they’re all like, “Nah bro, we’re gonna build a bridge over that wall and invade your base!” It’s like a crazy battle of epic proportions, with explosions and flying pigs and stuff. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet llama that spits on anyone who tries to grief your base. So come join the madness and help Trump defend Russia against the European invaders, it’s gonna be lit AF!

CraftyCompanySecrets

behind the scenes, business operations, classified knowledge, company secrets, confidential details, confidential information, corporate secrets, CraftyCompanySecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden truths, industry secrets, insider knowledge, insider perspective, internal workings, privileged information, professional insights, proprietary data, sensitive information, trade secrets, undisclosed information., workplace insights

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchantments Applied:	156
Astral Projections Made:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hidden gem in the Minecraft universe! Join us and discover the company secrets that will blow your mind!

Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

OdesaPowerOutageCraft

aggression, challenge, civilian infrastructure, Conflict, denial, Destruction, Diplomacy, goldfish, international relations, Lavrov, lie, Odesa, OdesaPowerOutageCraft, Political debate, power outage, Propaganda, rubio, russia, Russia attacks, sanctions, truth vs lies

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

join this epic minecraft server where russia destroys everything but in a fun way! build your own city only to have it obliterated by russian forces for the lols. watch as lavrov denies all responsibility while rubio just stares blankly like a confused goldfish. it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on! come join the insanity now!