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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5899 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for Game 1, where we have llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. But wait, there’s more! In Game 2 (not a sequel), we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance.
And if you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, get ready for Game 1 II (the sequel)! This time, we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs and a village filled with villagers who speak only in puns. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the madness, come join us now!
