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CraftyCart Minecraft Server

art industry, Bandwagon, buy product, cancel culture, controversy, CraftyCart, crybabies, cultural criticism, DEI, Diversity, equity, inclusion, Minecraft, modern artists, online activism, Pandering, profit shekels, ruin, seller of product, Server, social media, trannies, twitter, use product to get successful

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Votes:	4291
Dragon Eggs Found:	4129	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of buying a mysterious product that promises success, only to have the seller swoop in and steal all the credit (and shekels)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to modern “artists” who are constantly throwing tantrums and crying over spilled milk. And don’t even get me started on the Twitter trannies who are always looking to stir up drama and ruin everyone’s fun.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next?

BraveCraft Minecraft Server

Bravecraft, Bravery, bravery achievement, bravery award, bravery commendation, bravery courage, bravery decoration, bravery heroism, bravery honor, bravery medal, bravery recognition, bravery sacrifice, bravery valor, bravery valorization, MEDAL, Minecraft, Server, supposedly, Surrender, surrender anyway, WIN, win medal

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of being a coward in Minecraft? Join our server and supposedly win a medal for bravery, even if you end up surrendering anyway! Who cares about actually being courageous when you can just pretend and still get rewarded? Plus, rumor has it that the medal is made of pure diamond and gives you superpowers like the ability to turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a fake hero and reap the ridiculous rewards!

HospitalHavoc Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, aita, bad mouthing, blood drawls, catheters, Controlling, DAUGHTER, emotions, family, Fiance, fireworks, health issues, Hospital, HospitalHavoc, low point, Manipulation, Minecraft, overwhelmed, selfish, Server, Sleep, Son, Struggle, Visit

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your real life? Look no further than our server, where the only catheters you’ll find are made of pixelated blocks! Join us and escape the hospital drama for a world of endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with family parties and passive-aggressive in-laws. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a virtual partner who won’t ditch you for fireworks on the 4th of July.

With over 50 blood drawls worth of fun and excitement, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being called ungrateful or controlling ever again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend’s family party when you can have a creeper party instead?

SkinnyDipSquadCraft

au naturale, Boundaries, Boys, camping, city boys, crazy lady, creek, family, Friends, late night swimming, nudity, parenting, Pool, RESPONSIBILITY, rural living, skinny dipping, SkinnyDipSquadCraft, social norms, summer fun, swimming, Wilderness

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as skinny dipping in a remote creek? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the moms of the players can’t handle it. Join now for a chance to swim in the virtual creek with your pixelated pals, and maybe even have a late-night pool party in the nude (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! Our server is so outrageous, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time. So come on, join us for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Just make sure to pack your virtual swimsuit!

PixelPointlessCraft

Fruitless endeavors, Investment, learning experiences, lessons learned, Lost hours, Misplaced effort, MISTAKES, personal growth, PixelPointlessCraft, pointless pursuits, Priorities, productivity, Reflection, regrets, Regrettable choices, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, time wasted, Time wasted on useless tasks, Unproductive activities

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of spending countless hours building elaborate structures in Minecraft only to have them destroyed by creepers or lava? Well, fear not, because on our server, your creations are protected by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will stop at nothing to keep your builds safe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join forces with them to create mind-blowing contraptions that will leave your friends in awe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Imagine building a castle out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of lollipops! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to wasted hours and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

SeaBattleCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, assaulted, chief, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, disputed sea, fight back, forces, maritime dispute, Military, military response, Minecraft, national security, Philippine, RETALIATION, SeaBattleCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Warning

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got the Philippine military chief leading the charge against any haters tryna mess with our disputed sea! 😂🌊

If you wanna see some epic battles and crazy drama unfold, this is the place to be! Our military chief ain’t playin’ around, so you better watch your back if you step foot in our territory. 💥🔥

But don’t worry, we also got some chill vibes and dope builds to check out. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. 😉🤪

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! See you on the battlefield, fam! 🚀🎮 #PhilippineMilitaryChief #MinecraftMadness

GayCraft: No Blood Ban

Ban, ban lifted, Blood, blood banks, blood donation, blood donors, blood safety, blood transfusions, czech republic, discrimination, donation eligibility, equality, Gay Men, GayCraft, health policies, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, lgbtq rights, medical regulations, minority rights, public health, sexual orientation, social progress

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

so like, this server is da bomb diggity yo! you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya, and our creepers are so friendly they give hugs instead of explosions.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. and every full moon, the zombies and skeletons throw a dance party in the graveyard.

plus, our moderators are like unicorns – magical and always ready to help. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

CognitiveCrafters

addiction, aging, alzheimer’s, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive scores, CognitiveCrafters, dementia, European countries, habits, health, key lifestyle factor, mental health, non-smoking lifestyles, older adults, public health, research, risk factor, smoking, smoking lifestyles, study

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mines Excavated:	2341

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s like smoking a key lifestyle factor but for ur brain cells, fam. our server will have u feeling like u got brain damage in the best way possible, ya feel me?

we got players from 14 european countries, all smokin’ their way to cognitive decline in the most epic way possible. like, ur cognitive scores will be droppin’ faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

join us and watch ur brain cells deteriorate in the most fun way possible. who needs smarts when u got a sick minecraft server to play on, amirite? let’s get dumb together, fam!

Alathra: Same Old Minecraft Server but with Cool New Stuff like Blue Bananas and Laser Chickens

Alathra, Animals, Bananas, Biomes, Blue, Brewing, chickens, Cool, Cultures, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Custom world, guild, Heroes, laser, Lore, merchant, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, Nether Mobs, organizations, Religion, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Stuff, Towny, Trade, Villains, Worldbuilding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mines Excavated:	1294
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Alathra: New Frontiers

Server Information
IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UPmmpbCk
Website	https://alathra.com/

Brief Overview:

Alathra is a Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server where players can create towns and nations, participate in lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, explore a custom world with unique biomes and landmarks, and enjoy custom plugins and features like Movecraft, Brewing, Custom Mobs and Nether features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Alathra a roleplay server?	Yes, Alathra incorporates light roleplay elements along with worldbuilding and geopolitics.
What can players do on Alathra?	Players can create towns, join nations, engage in conflict and wars, trade, explore the custom world, and participate in player-run events and organizations.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra has custom plugins for lockpicking, war system, character cards, medieval weapons, fast travel, regional resources, and more.
Can players create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, the Movecraft plugin allows players to create and sail different types of ships, including ones equipped for trade or naval combat.
What are some of the custom mobs on Alathra?	Alathra features custom mobs like sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles, and boars.