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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 4560 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
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