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Tales of the Lost Souls 1.20.6

1.20.6, anguish, deep, emotions, Expression, EYES, Heartache, hidden, hurt, inner turmoil, Lost, Mystery, Pain, past, questions, Sadness, sorrow, Souls, Story, Suffering, Tales, Tears, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchantments Applied:	99	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the deep, dark secrets behind every player’s eyes!

Delve into a world where every block tells a story and every pixel holds a mystery.

Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient ruins, and discover the truth behind the enigmatic characters you meet along the way.

Embark on a quest like no other, where the only limit is your imagination and the only goal is to unravel the secrets of the universe.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

Wife-free Vacation Minecraft Server

aita, Australia, Boundaries, CAR, caravan trip, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, difficult behavior, finances, holiday, Marriage, Minecraft, Planning, red flags, relationship, separate finances, Server, stress, towing, vacation, Wife, Wifefree

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Votes:	9122	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Just like M43 and F36, who embarked on a disastrous caravan trip, you too can experience the thrill of exploration and the joy of building – without the stress of dealing with a difficult travel companion.

Join us on this server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more fighting over who gets to drive the car or where to stop for lunch – here, you’re free to roam and build to your heart’s content.

And if you’re worried about wear and tear on your virtual car, fear not! Our server has unlimited resources and no mileage limits, so you can tow your caravan around Australia (or any other virtual destination) without a care in the world.

So come on in and join us for a stress-free, drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find a new travel buddy along the way – one who won’t drive you crazy!

KidClash: 6vs15SiblingDrama

6vs15SiblingDrama, aita, children’s behavior, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cursing, discipline, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, going off, Kid, KidClash, Money Dispute, parenting issues, picking on, Raw on Netflix, rhea ripley, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, spoiled kid, Younger Kid

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Potions Brewed:	88
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for epic battles and outrageous stories like the time I went off on my sister-in-law’s kid for picking on my child. Picture this: I’m just trying to watch Raw on Netflix when I hear my youngest crying upstairs. Turns out, the older kid was messing with him and even stole his money! Can you believe it? But wait, it gets better. My wife gets mad at me for cursing at the kids, but hey, when someone messes with my little one, all bets are off. And don’t even get me started on the spoiled, clueless 15-year-old who thinks he can walk all over everyone. Join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness – you won’t regret it!

Land Plant Evolution

Blueprints, dry land, early days, Evolution, fascinating details, Genetic, genetic blueprints, hornworts, Insights, Land, Life, Million Years Ago, Plant, plant evolution, plant genetics, plant life, Plants, research, research findings, TRANSITION, Water

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Emeralds Found:	9705	Animals Bred:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can relive the glory days of plant evolution from 450 million years ago!!! u can build ur own hornwort kingdom and uncover the genetic blueprints of these ancient plants!!!

we have insane adventures waiting for u as u explore the early days of life on land!!! fight off creepers and zombies with ur plant powers and dominate the server with ur green thumb!!!

join now for a wild ride through time and space, where plants rule and anything is possible!!! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server experience ever!!!

Citrus MC

200 members, 24/7 operation, basic quality-of-life plugins, Citrus, diamond-based economy, discord community, fresh new map, Grief Protection, immersive multiplayer, leaderboard integration, member role, player-driven economy, pure vanilla, responsive staff, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, thrilling experience, Tpa, trade economy, Vanilla theme

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	67	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8420	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Server IP	CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	Map
Version	1.9.x – 1.21

Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.

After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.

To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.

In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.

Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!

Features:

NEVER Pay To Win
Grief protection for all players
Discord community
Responsive staff members online 24/7
24/7 operation 20TPS/Lag free

Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role.

https://discord.gg/7z8RBNyScA

Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC, All of the features of Minecraft, are fully included, with no catch.

Server IP: CITRUS-MC.COM

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we never implement pay-to-win features on our server. Everyone has an equal playing field.
Do you have grief protection?	Yes, we offer grief protection for all players to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience.
How active is the staff?	Our staff members are online 24/7 and are always ready to assist players with any issues they may encounter.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, we operate 24/7 at 20TPS to provide a lag-free experience for all players.

Ethereal Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Communication, Cultural differences, differentiation, Ethereal, Language, language barriers, language development, language differences, language distinctions, language evolution, language nuances, language structure, language variations, linguistic diversity, linguistics, national capital, provincial capital, Realm, regional capital, semantics, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ores Mined:	8316

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – they got a whole bunch of crazy shiz going on that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that in this server, the pigs can talk and the chickens can dance? It’s like a freakin’ animal party up in here! And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of apples! I know, right? It’s like a Minecraft miracle! Plus, the caves are filled with treasure chests that are guarded by ninja creepers. It’s like a whole new level of adventure, man! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Blowjob, Boundaries, CheaterCraft, Cheating, Communication, Drunk, emotions, Friend, Girlfriend, heterosexual, Humiliation, JOKE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Motion, overreacting, Party, Questioning, relationship, Server, sex, Trust

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of feeling betrayed and humiliated in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only betrayals you’ll face are from creepers blowing up your house! Our community is full of hilarious jokes and pranks, like pretending to pay for party supplies with virtual blowjobs. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating, so you can trust that your in-game girlfriend won’t be flirting with any exes. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

GFsGoneWildMC

anxiety, Boundaries, breakup threats, Communication, concert tickets, controlling girlfriend, Emotional Abuse, fear, Gaslighting, GFsGoneWildMC, Insecurity, Jealousy, location tracking, Manipulation, music artist, relationship issues, rules, social media, Spite, trust issues

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Votes:	4362
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of being controlled by your significant other? Do you miss the days when you could listen to your favorite music without fear of breakup threats? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the tyranny of your partner!

Join our server and experience the freedom to explore, build, and mine without anyone telling you what to do. No more uninstalling apps to track your every move, no more giving up your favorite artists, and definitely no more missing out on concerts you’ve been looking forward to.

On our server, you can be your own boss, build your dream world, and listen to all the music you want without any judgment. Say goodbye to controlling partners and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and reclaim your independence!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP

classic video games, favorite quotes, gaming catchphrases, gaming memories, gaming memories forever, gaming nostalgia, gaming phrases, gaming quotes, gaming sayings, iconic lines, iconic video game quotes, memorable gaming moments, memorable phrases, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PixelPals, smp, unforgettable moments, video game, video game catchphrases, video game memories, video game nostalgia, video game quotes

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically living like Minecraft royalty. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who likes to blow things up for fun, like he’s our own personal TNT dispenser. It’s hilarious, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant statue of Notch made entirely out of golden blocks, because why not? And every Saturday night, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (just kidding, it’s actually made of foam, but still cool, right?).

So if you wanna join in on the craziness and make some new friends (or enemies, depending on how good you are at PvP), then come on over to our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Remember, diamonds are forever, but our friendship is priceless. Let’s do this, gamers!

ToxicCraft: Block & Ban Fam

Ban, BLOCK, coping with toxic family, dealing with toxic family, Dysfunctional family, fam, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, family stress, Family Therapy, setting boundaries with family, toxic behavior, toxic family, toxic family members, toxic family support, toxic parents, toxic relationships, toxic relatives, toxic siblings, ToxicCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Void Armor Forged:	30

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your frustrations by building a giant lava pit to throw them into. Watch them burn while you laugh maniacally from your diamond throne. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and together you can rule the Minecraft universe with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life drama behind and come join us for some epic llama-led adventures on our Minecraft server. Your toxic family members won’t know what hit them!