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Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

6 inches, 6.5 inches, blocky, bunch, enough, feelsgoodman, make my gf groan, Minecraft, not big, not small, Server, tremble

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Potions Brewed:	166
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

Bravery, Country, defending freedom, Diehards, Duty, Dying, fallen heroes, fighting for freedom, freedom, Honor, Military, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, sacrifice, sacrifice for freedom, serving country, smp, soldiers, true heroes, ultimate sacrifice, War, war heroes

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2135	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Farms Harvested:	993
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

baby names, common names, dismissive behavior, Drama, Edition, expectations for children, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, Family Values, grace, high expectations, judgmental comments, MIL, MIL drama, popular names, pressure to live up to a name, rude behavior, Serenity, understanding MIL, virtue names, virtue names controversy, VirtueCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Minecraft, smp, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable encounters, uncomfortable events, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable incidents, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Void Armor Forged:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Farms Harvested:	732	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, FEMCEL, finding purpose, frieren, getting her shit together, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, living aimlessly, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradise, personal growth, PIXEL, pursued by a young man, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

Departure, digital presence, discussion, internet culture, Irrelevance, irrelevancy, irrelevancy in media, Irrelevant, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online entertainment, online personalities, online presence, Queen, smp, social media, Streaming Community, testament, twitch streamer, vshojo, YAB

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mines Excavated:	3079
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	113
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!