G9ii Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HystericalCraft: EndoCancerCure

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dimension Hops:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

So, like, this server is like a magical land where all your worries disappear like poof! We got this crazy combo of nursing and therapy that will make you feel like a million diamonds! Imagine having your anxiety and depression vanish into thin air, just like that! Plus, our nurses are like unicorns, spreading happiness and rainbows wherever they go. Join us and feel the love and joy like never before! It’s like a party in your brain, but in a good way! Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make your Minecraft experience the best one yet!

Minecraft server: “DawntrailCraft – XIVG Edition”

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join our server for a chance to win a real-life pet Chocorpokkur! Yes, you heard that right, a real-life pet Chocorpokkur! Just imagine the envy of all your friends when you show up to school or work with your very own adorable Chocorpokkur by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Final Fantasy XIV is jealous. We have in-game events that will blow your mind, like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win a lifetime supply of diamond armor just by watching Twitch.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have us?

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Potions Brewed:	66
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a world where white men and black women come together not for slave play, but for epic battles against creepers and zombies. Our server is a melting pot of chaos and laughter, where anything is possible.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies of chickens plotting to take over the world, and a group of llamas who have formed their own political party. You never know what kind of wacky surprises await you on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and coming back for more. Who knew that a simple question could lead to such a hilarious and unforgettable adventure?

CubicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for the most epic quests and battles, where you can build your own diamond castle and show off your bling to all your friends.

Just like the daughter in this story, you deserve the best – and on our server, you’ll find diamonds galore! No $19.99 Amazon rings here, only the finest virtual jewels for you to discover. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that are worth way more than $100-$150. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own virtual diamond ring along the way!

WhisperCraft: AITA Flatmate Mix-Up

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Holy Grails Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict rules about noise after 11pm just like in a shared flat! But don’t worry, we have a solution for noisy neighbors that will make you laugh till you cry.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining away in your virtual world when suddenly, your neighbor in the game starts making a ruckus. They’re building a giant tower of dirt right next to your house and it’s driving you crazy. But fear not, because we have the ultimate weapon against noisy neighbors – Careless Whisper at max volume!

Just like our player who took matters into their own hands by blasting Careless Whisper to silence their noisy flatmate, you too can use this epic tactic to assert your dominance in the game. Who needs swords and armor when you have the power of smooth saxophone melodies to make your enemies tremble in fear?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of trolling your neighbors with Careless Whisper, because sometimes, a little musical intervention is all you need to conquer the virtual world. Let the saxophone be your guide to victory!

CityCraftFamous

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	2368	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old cities? Well, look no further because our server is famous for having a city that is home to a population of talking llamas who run the local government! That’s right, these llamas wear suits and ties and hold meetings to discuss important city matters like where to build the next giant statue of a potato. Join our server and become a citizen of this wacky llama-run city, where the streets are paved with diamonds (literally, we have a diamond mine under the city) and the villagers ride around on flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

IslandArmsHeistGoneWrong

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	727	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we play like cuban spies foiling plots and sneaking arms onto the island from the u.s.

we got secret missions and undercover ops that will blow your mind, like seriously, you will be like “whaaaat is happening right now?!”

our community is tight-knit like a cuban cigar, and we always have each other’s backs, even when we’re being chased by evil villains trying to steal our precious diamonds.

so come on, join us and be part of the most thrilling adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft. plus, we have free virtual mojitos for all new players, so what are you waiting for? let’s do this! 🍹🕵️‍♂️💎

NoShockCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

come join our minecraft server where the carpet is so thick, you won’t even feel the static shock when you touch someone! no more embarrassing moments of zapping your friends when you hug them. our server is like walking on clouds, except the clouds are made of carpet. join now and experience the luxurious world of non-static electricity!

Stinkier than your grandpa’s socks! Stinky SMP: No Resets, No Whitelist, but definitely No Stink Reports. Join now for some funky fun!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Gods Slained:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Stinky SMP Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (and updating)
Server Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	Vanilla+ modpack with optimizers, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Gameplay	Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How often is the server updated?

The server is regularly updated, with the latest version being 1.20.1. Updates are done to ensure the best gameplay experience for all players.

2. What is the server’s approach to moderation?

Stinky SMP upholds fair moderation practices, with appeals and punishment only for true rulebreaks. The focus is on creating a welcoming and inclusive community for all players.

3. How long has the server been running without resets?

Since May 2022, the server has had no resets, providing players with a sense of longevity and continuity in their gameplay experience.

4. Can players suggest changes or features for the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for the server. The staff team reviews all suggestions and considers implementing them to enhance the overall gameplay experience.

5. What is the server’s stance on griefing and PvP?

The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where a central area around spawn is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay, including PvP and griefing.

6. What is the Origins mod, and how does it enhance gameplay?

The Origins mod on Stinky SMP adds a unique element to the gameplay, with custom origins carefully designed and balanced. Players can choose from a variety of origins to suit their playstyle and preferences.

ChadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	245
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and answer the age-old question: who is more chad, a policeman or a criminal?

On our server, you can choose to be a cop and uphold the law by patrolling the streets and catching those pesky criminals. Or you can embrace your inner rebel and become a mastermind criminal, pulling off heists and evading the fuzz at every turn.

But that’s not all! Our server features insane mini-games like “Cops vs. Robbers” where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate chad in this epic showdown between cops and robbers!