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PubCrawlPunisher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of the normies and incelwalk to your heart’s content without fear of arrest! Our server is a safe haven for all the misunderstood souls who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. If that’s not reason enough to join, I don’t know what is!

DrunkCraftCousins

alcohol, Babysitting, Conflict, cousins, Drunk, DrunkCraftCousins, Expectations, extended family, Family Reunion, field, germany, holiday, misunderstanding, neglected, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, reunion, rural town, tradition, Trust, underage drinking

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of being the responsible one at family gatherings? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about babysitting duties? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild time where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without a care in the world. No need to worry about drunk relatives or being the designated babysitter – on our server, the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

Forget about family drama and join us for a virtual escape where you can let your hair down and enjoy the freedom of being your true Minecraft self. Who needs family reunions when you can join our server and create unforgettable memories with your new Minecraft family?

So come on over and leave the babysitting duties behind – join our server today for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

KarmaCraft SMP: LOLKarmaMoments

best karma, Karma, karma anecdotes, karma benefits, karma blessings, karma consequences, karma examples, karma experiences, karma impact, karma in action, karma justice, karma lessons, karma manifestations, karma miracles, karma results, karma rewards, karma stories, karma success, KarmaCraft, LOLKarmaMoments, positive karma, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magic Items Found:	1362	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Have you ever seen someone try to grief a player’s base on our Minecraft SMP, only to have their entire inventory turn into rotten flesh? That’s just one example of the epic karma that happens on our server. Join us for a wild ride of cosmic justice and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might even witness a player who tried to steal diamonds end up with a curse that makes them drop anvils on their own head every time they mine! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now and see what crazy karma awaits you.

MoodCrafters

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Do you ever just wake up in the morning and think, “I need some Minecraft in my life”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate mood booster! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

NoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC

Countries, culinary preferences, cultural influences, dietary habits, economic development, Economic prosperity, food consumption, food habits, global patterns, global trends, Hot Food, international comparisons, NoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC, POVERTY, poverty alleviation, poverty levels, poverty rates, poverty reduction, poverty statistics, socio-economic factors, spicy food

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2099	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

join this minecraft server if you want to avoid poverty and eat all the hot food you want! our players have magically found a way to make money rain from the sky in the game, so you will never have to worry about being poor again. plus, our server is filled with lava pits that you can jump into for a spicy snack whenever you please. come join us and live a life of luxury and spicy goodness!

BlockyBallotBedlam

authoritarianism, BlockyBallotBedlam, CONSERVATIVE, contested, Democracy, democracy erosion, disenfranchisement, election results, exclusionary, Illiberal attitudes, liberal, losing candidates, partisanship, party affiliation, polarization, political beliefs, Public, republicans, US state legislative candidates, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

lolz come join dis minecraft server where we have more drama den a reality tv show! our players are more controversial den US state legislative candidates, with republicans tryna contest election results like it’s a game of hunger games. we got more twists and turns den a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride. plus, we got more crazy conspiracy theories den a flat earther convention. so come join us and let’s see who will be crowned the ultimate minecraft champion!

MonstaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Emeralds Found:	7068
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our ender dragon has been trained to do backflips and juggle diamonds while you try to defeat it. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties every night with unlimited cake and fireworks. So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: Throwback Thursday Edition

Community, digital archives, early days, early EN days, early internet, Edition, EN community, EN era, EN forum, forum, forum days, History, Images, internet history, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old school, Online Community, PixelatedPals, Retro, smp, Throwback, THURSDAY, vintage

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	497
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	233250
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see a giant chicken rampage through the spawn village.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain” where players must navigate through a maze of traps and pranks set up by the mischievous admins.

But beware, there is a rumor that a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps lies beneath the server spawn. Will you be brave enough to uncover its secrets?

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from the admins).

XmasTripCancelledLOL

campground selection, camping experience, camping trip, Communication Issues, Disappointment, family activities, family bonding, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family visit, family x-mas trip, holiday traditions, holiday trip, Miscommunication., mother-daughter relationship, outdoor activities, RV trip, setting boundaries, XmasTripCancelledLOL

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s RV booking skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how your mom books a campground without telling you it’s actually a dirt parking lot in the desert, our server will keep you on your toes with surprises at every corner. Who knows, you might log in one day to find yourself in a virtual desert with a prison nearby!

But don’t worry, we also have hidden treasures, secret trails, and maybe even a virtual rock climbing wall for you to conquer. And just like how your mom ghosted you after booking the wrong campground, you can ghost your friends in-game too (just kidding, please don’t ghost your friends).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a family RV trip, join us now and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even find yourself camping in a virtual desert with no trees in sight!

LoneWolfMC SMP: WhyUStillSingle

DATING, INDEPENDENCE, Loneliness, LoneWolfMC, love, people, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-fulfillment, single, single people, smp, WhyUStillSingle

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find love and companionship among the pixelated pigs and blocky cows! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle with your new Minecraft bae?

Join our server and experience the ultimate dating simulator where you can woo your crush with diamond pickaxes and enchanting table poetry. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while battling creepers and exploring the Nether together!

So why stay single in the real world when you can find love in the virtual realm of Minecraft? Join our SMP today and let the pixelated romance begin!