My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

/g/ memes, 10 years, Apple, computer maintenance, Deprecates, gtown, Hardware, install linux, kernel panics, latest macOS, macbook pro, MBP, Minecraft, operating system, own MBP, security updates, smp, software, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, wont boot, worked perfectly, Years

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	60	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Star Shards Collected:	104	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

GabDrop’s Never-Ending Quest for Season 2: The Minecraft Server

/g/ memes, 12 episodes, Anime, anticipation, binge-worthy, Cliffhanger, extended, fan favorite, GabDrop, GabDrops, Hope, long trail, Minecraft, more episodes, Neverending, Popular, Quest, Renewal, Season, SEASON 2, Second season, Sequel, series, Server, short, Waiting

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Alien Abductions:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of waiting for the second season of GabDrop to come out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own second season! That’s right, with our endless possibilities and creative freedom, you can continue the epic saga of GabDrop in the virtual world.

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of GabDrop, build your own anime-inspired world, and maybe even find out why there were only 12 episodes in the first place. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with lost episodes and unreleased content.

So why wait for the second season when you can make your own on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the adventures begin!

HaniyehsSonGoneBoom

Assassination, cell phone, Claim, Conflict, Conspiracy, gaza, guided missile, Hamas Leader, Haniyeh, HaniyehsSonGoneBoom, intelligence, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, political intrigue, Son, speculation, targeted killing, Technology, Terrorism, WARFARE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Farms Harvested:	454

Yo, so like, on this wild Minecraft server, we got this crazy story where Haniyeh’s son was playin’ Minecraft on his phone, right? And then outta nowhere, a freakin’ guided missile tracked his cell phone and BOOM, it took out the leader of Hamas! Like, talk about intense PvP action, amirite? Join this server for the most epic battles and unexpected plot twists, yo! Who knows what other world leaders might get taken out next, haha! Let’s get this party started, gamers!

SilentCraft: Loudest Argument

Argument, arguments, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, debate, disagreement, Expression, Listening, loudest, mediation, Négotiation, nonverbal, Peaceful, Quiet, resolution, Silence, SilentCraft, SPEECHLESS.., Understanding, vocalization

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

u know wat else is loud? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can join and BATTLE llamas with LASER EYES. yep, u heard me right. these llamas are sick of bein cute and fluffy so they got LASER EYES to take down any player who crosses their path. but dont worry, u can team up with the TALKING SHEEP who will help u defeat the evil llamas and conquer the land.

if that aint enough to convince u to join, how about the fact that we have a SECRET UNDERWATER CITY filled with MERMAIDS who will trade u rare items for fish? yep, u can swim with the mermaids and explore the depths of the ocean to find hidden treasures.

but wait, theres more! our server also has a GIANT CHICKEN who lays DIAMOND EGGS. thats right, u can collect these precious diamond eggs and become the richest player on the server.

so why wait? join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures uve ever had in the blocky world. remember, silence may be loud, but our server is even LOUDER.

TextCraft: Empowering Introverts

Authenticity, Communication, Empowering, introverted authenticity, introverted communication, introverted communication method, introverted communication style, introverted communication tool, introverted self-confidence, introverted self-confidence boost, introverted self-confidence enhancement, introverted self-expression, introverted self-expression tool, introverted texting, introverted texting benefits, Introverts, self-confidence, Self-expression, TextCraft, Texting, valuable tool

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where introverts rule da world! If you use texting to express yo self, dis da place for you! We got introverts levelin’ up their self-confidence like bosses! Text yo way to greatness and show da world who’s boss in dis epic server! Join now and unleash yo inner introvert power!

Land of Andonia: Where factions rule, mods abound, and kingdom shenanigans unfold!

abound, Andonia, Battles, Challenging, Community, CRAFTSMAN, Diverse, Dutch, ELEMENTS, English, Factions, French, German, Hardcore, Immersive, Kingdom, Kingdoms, Land, leader, Mods, PvP, Roleplaying, rule, Shenanigans, Survival, trader.., unfold, vibrant

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Emeralds Found:	2150	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5

World of Andonia RPG Survival Server

Features
Modded RPG Survival: Experience the challenge of RL Craft combined with rich roleplaying elements.
Three Main Factions: Empire of Foxon Kingdom of the Yellow Mountain Kingdom of Gaurhoth
Create Your Own Path: Form your own factions, sub-factions, or even entire kingdoms!
Dynamic Roles: Become a powerful leader, a humble trader, a skilled craftsman, or any role your heart desires.

Quests & Adventures
Unique Storylines: Each faction offers special quests and story interactions. Your choices shape your destiny.
Giant Battles: Lead armies into massive conflicts or live a peaceful life – the choice is yours.
Server Events: Participate in exciting hosted and random events that keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.

Open World Exploration
Solo or Team Play: Go it alone or build massive civilizations with friends.
Equal Opportunities: Non-faction players have access to their own questlines, ensuring a balanced and rewarding experience.

Ready to conquer Andonia? Join our Discord community to get started: https://discord.gg/rCuRC9BA3J

Unleash your potential in the World of Andonia and become the strongest, richest, and most powerful player on the server!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I create my own faction?	Yes, players can form their own factions, sub-factions, or even entire kingdoms in the World of Andonia.
Are there special quests for each faction?	Yes, each faction offers unique storylines and quests for players to engage with.
How can I participate in server events?	Players can join exciting hosted events and participate in random events to keep the gameplay engaging.
Is solo play supported on the server?	Yes, players can choose to go it alone or team up with others to explore and build in the open world.

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, books, character sheet workdocs, Cira, combat mod list, comprehensive combat mod, Crafty, Elder Thread, FAQs, gear list, imperial library, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, returning users, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, skyblivion, Social, UESP, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, wizards, and waifus galore.

Our server is so epic, it’s sponsored by the Skyblivion EditionPatch Notes – because who needs boring old regular patch notes when you can have Skyrim Special Edition creations update patch notes, am I right?

But that’s not all, folks! We have mods, modding guides, and FAQs that will blow your mind. And if you ever have a problem or suggestion, just hit up the “Contact” button at the top right of the site.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our characters. They’re so legendary, they have their own stories and social lives. You’ll be laughing, crying, and cheering them on as they embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.

And let’s not forget about our sister threads – /tg/tgesg/, /aco/teslg/, and our retarded sister thread [REDACTED]. They’re like the dysfunctional family you never knew you needed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, gear up with our minimal starting modlist, and get ready for the most insane combat experience of your life. Elder Thread, eat your heart out – we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level!

MamaMinecraftSMPHater

acceptance, Boundaries, coping mechanisms, dislike, emotional baggage, Emotional healing, family dynamics, Family issues, forgiveness, healing, MamaMinecraftSMPHater, mental health, Mother, moving on, parental trauma, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self-care, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	551	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Looking for a place to escape from your annoying mom? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom and focus on building epic creations with your new virtual friends. Plus, who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama with creepers and skeletons? So come join us and leave your mom behind in the real world – she’ll never bother you again in our pixelated paradise!

RoomieRevenge Minecraft Server

food allergies, food boundaries, food poisoning, Food Safety, food security, food sharing, food theft, leftovers, Minecraft, peanut allergy, RoomieRevenge, roommate agreements, roommate betrayal, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate honesty, roommate problems, roommate relationships, roommate trust, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Towns Built:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your roommates stealing your food without permission? Join our Minecraft server where we have separate fridges for each player to avoid any food theft drama!

Imagine a world where you can safely leave your peanut chicken stew in the fridge without worrying about someone with a secret peanut allergy sneaking a bite and accusing you of poisoning them. Our server is a safe space for all food lovers, no matter what allergies they may have.

Join now and experience the thrill of cooking up delicious virtual meals without the fear of being accused of food sabotage. Don’t let food thieves ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game on without the drama!

PixelatedPettyWife

airpods, aita, Cash, Commonly Visited City, EMBARRASSMENT, ignored, job description, Kids, mean, OTT, over the top, Picture, PixelatedPettyWife, reaction, Restaurant, snatched, telling my wife, tip, Tourist City, waitress

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tipping is not part of the job description! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and zero tipping required.

Picture this: you and your family are out for a nice meal in our virtual city, when suddenly the waitress refuses to take a picture for you. No worries, just snap a selfie instead! And when it comes time to pay the bill, feel free to tip zero – because why not?

But beware, if you dare to question the tipping policies, you might just find yourself ignored by a waitress with airpods. It’s a world where the rules are made up and the tips don’t matter. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs tipping when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LingoMasters SMP

Bilingual, easy languages, foreign languages, language abilities, language acquisition, language enthusiasts, language fluency, language learners, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, LingoMasters, linguistic skills, multilingual community, Multilinguals, non-native speakers, polyglot, reddit, second language, smp, trilingual

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Are you tired of only speaking one language in Minecraft? Join our server where we speak all the languages of the world, including Pig Latin and Simlish! Our players can communicate with villagers, Endermen, and even the elusive Creeper in their native tongues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of bilingual zombies who will trade you rare loot for your language skills. So come join us and expand your linguistic horizons while surviving in the wild world of Minecraft!

DateCraftFAQs

Communication, compatibility, conversation starters, Date night, DateCraftFAQs, DATING, deal breakers, deep questions, favorite things, first date, fun questions, future goals, getting to know you, icebreakers, long term potential, open-ended questions, past experiences, personal interests, Relationship Building, relationships

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring dates where you just talk about the weather and what you do for a living? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your dating life!

Join us and impress your date with your mad building skills as you construct a romantic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Need a conversation starter? Just ask them which mob they would want as a pet in real life – a creeper or a zombie pigman?

But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. One time, a player proposed to their date by building a giant pixel art ring and dropping a virtual diamond ring in front of them. It was so cute, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear!

So if you’re looking for a date night that’s anything but ordinary, come join us on our Minecraft server and let the love (and the blocks) fly!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

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