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My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

GabDrop’s Never-Ending Quest for Season 2: The Minecraft Server

/g/ memes, 12 episodes, Anime, anticipation, binge-worthy, Cliffhanger, extended, fan favorite, GabDrop, GabDrops, Hope, long trail, Minecraft, more episodes, Neverending, Popular, Quest, Renewal, Season, SEASON 2, Second season, Sequel, series, Server, short, Waiting

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of waiting for the second season of GabDrop to come out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own second season! That’s right, with our endless possibilities and creative freedom, you can continue the epic saga of GabDrop in the virtual world.

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of GabDrop, build your own anime-inspired world, and maybe even find out why there were only 12 episodes in the first place. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with lost episodes and unreleased content.

So why wait for the second season when you can make your own on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the adventures begin!

Black People Craft: Where Humanity Evolves Through Blocks

Africa, Americas, Atlantis, Black, black people, blocks, brown race, Carpathian basin, Craft, Edgar Cayce, Evolution, evolves, human species, Humanity, Lemuria, Mauritania, middle eastern, native americans, people, Race, red race, Richat Structure, seeding, Tibet, white race, yellow race

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

🌍 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we explore the wacky world of ancient civilizations and wild theories! 🌍

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the TRUTH about human origins! Forget everything you thought you knew because according to us, humanity didn’t evolve from black people – we were actually seeded in FIVE different places at the same time! 🤯

Join us as we build our own versions of the Carpathian basin, Tibet, Atlantis, Lemuria, and Africa! Who needs history books when you can create your own alternate reality in Minecraft? Explore the capital of Atlantis, which is totally not in Mauritania, and meet the middle eastern races who are actually descendants of the Red race from Atlantis according to Edgar Cayce. It’s like a history lesson, but with creepers and diamonds! 💎

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered where Native Americans really came from? Well, according to our server, they actually originated from the sinking/sunken continent of Lemuria! Dive deep into the lore of Lemuria and discover the secrets of the Brown race. Who needs textbooks when you have Minecraft to teach you the REAL history of the world? 📚

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey through time, space, and pure imagination! Who knows what other mind-blowing revelations await you in our crazy Minecraft universe! 🚀🤪

Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again

AI art porn, Anonymity, celeb, controversial topics, Crafty, desu, diaper, drawthread, für, Great, internet culture, make /b great again, memes, online communities, open /b, real nudity, shota, socials, Taste, Threads, trump, Trump-tards, waifu

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Towns Built:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Forget about all those weird threads on /b, because on our server, the only thing you’ll find is pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing furries, shotas, and waifus everywhere you turn. Our server is a safe haven from all that madness. And don’t even get me started on the diaper enthusiasts… yikes!

But the best part? We have a strict “No Trump-tards” policy. That’s right, no orange-haired politicians allowed here! So if you’re looking for a place to build and explore without any political drama, this is the server for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s minecraft our way to a better, Trump-free world!

Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?

Chaos, Community, Country, Crafty, culture, current affairs, Events, global events, Happenings, happenings around the world, happenings in my country, happenings in your country, Lifestyle, local ], local news, national, News, Politics, society, Traditions, world news

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always up for a good time.

Looking for a challenge? Dive into our lava parkour course and see if you can make it to the end without getting toasted. Or test your luck in our diamond hunt, where the prize is a real-life unicorn (just kidding, it’s actually a stack of dirt).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical llamas who can grant you three wishes each day. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, we can’t promise that, but we can give you a pat on the back for dreaming big.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness

Activity, Choice, comfort, decision, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, Furniture, Game, hobby, leisure, loom, madness, Minecraft, Pastime, Play, Preference, Relaxation, seating, Sitting, stool, WEAVING

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Potions Brewed:	44
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can choose to be a loom or a stool! Why settle for boring old characters when you can be a piece of furniture instead?

Join us and embark on hilarious adventures as you navigate the world as a LOOM weaving your way through obstacles or a STOOL providing support for your fellow players. Who knew furniture could be so fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the blocks come to life and dance the night away. Join us for the craziest parties you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky server and experience the LOOM and STOOL life like never before!

Minecrafty McWow – Crafty LOLs and General Shenanigans

Blizzard, coomers, Crafty, Death to all coomers, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, general, General Resources, Hotfixes, lols, McWow, minecrafty, murlok, raider, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shenanigans, Summer Trading Post, the war within, TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW, Warbands, Warcraft Mounts, World of Warcraft, WoW Petopia, wowg, wowhead

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9883
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to the Death to all coomers edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with DRAGONFLIGHT adventures and DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATES that will blow your mind.

Our server features WARBANDS that will test your skills and keep you on the edge of your seat. Explore the Summer Trading Post for exclusive items and embark on a journey through Remix: Pandaria to relive epic raids and heroic battles.

But that’s not all! We have S4 Dungeon changes that will challenge even the most seasoned players. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Dragonflight community where the fun never ends!

Don’t miss out on all the excitement and craziness that awaits you on our server. Visit dragonflight.blizzard.com for more information and start your epic adventure today!

SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!

anger, Boys, bunnies, coming for you, Daily, Dear, DOMINANCE, fear, Girlfriends, Greeting, hatred, intimidation, Misogyny, racism, Revenge, sisters, SnowflakeCraft, tearing apart, threat, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Unstoppable, violence, White, White boys, Wolves

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!

Creepin’ Conflict

Accountability, Argument, Blame, clarification, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CREEPIN, Dispute, error, Fault, Interpretation, judgment, mediation, mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, wrong

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is home to a legendary battle between a giant chicken and a unicorn riding a dragon. Witness this epic showdown while building your own floating castle made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its magical portals that lead to different dimensions, including one where you can ride a flying pig and another where you can challenge a zombie horde to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, confusion, Curiosity, DISCOVER, Enigma, Explore, Intrigue, Investigate, Mystery, Ponder, question.., Shenanigans, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, unravel, Unraveling, unraveling the mystery, unraveling the unknown, what happens here, Wonder

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!

Join us for a wild adventure where Steve has been replaced by a talking llama who only speaks in rhymes. Craft your way through dungeons filled with zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive Disco Cave? Dance the night away with glowstone blocks and creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Git Gud or Go Home

achievement, challenge, Commitment, Conquer, Dedication, determination, dontstop, finishline, Game, Gaming, GIT, GUD, home, keepgoing, Levelup, motivation, nevergiveup, Overcome, perseverance, progress, success, Victory, winning

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, activism, Attack, civil rights, Community, economic justice, fight back, Global, Government, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, OAKLAND, Oppression, Parking, parking tickets, protest, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity, State, ticket, war tactic, Wars, Working class

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	265	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!