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My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

/g/ memes, 10 years, Apple, computer maintenance, Deprecates, gtown, Hardware, install linux, kernel panics, latest macOS, macbook pro, MBP, Minecraft, operating system, own MBP, security updates, smp, software, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, wont boot, worked perfectly, Years

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Animals Bred:	74	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

GabDrop’s Never-Ending Quest for Season 2: The Minecraft Server

/g/ memes, 12 episodes, Anime, anticipation, binge-worthy, Cliffhanger, extended, fan favorite, GabDrop, GabDrops, Hope, long trail, Minecraft, more episodes, Neverending, Popular, Quest, Renewal, Season, SEASON 2, Second season, Sequel, series, Server, short, Waiting

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of waiting for the second season of GabDrop to come out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own second season! That’s right, with our endless possibilities and creative freedom, you can continue the epic saga of GabDrop in the virtual world.

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of GabDrop, build your own anime-inspired world, and maybe even find out why there were only 12 episodes in the first place. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with lost episodes and unreleased content.

So why wait for the second season when you can make your own on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the adventures begin!

Blocky Peen Panic

blocky, body acceptance, body image, circumcision, cultural practices, emotional impact, emotional well being, genitalia, Identity, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, masculinity standards, Panic, Peen, personal beliefs, physical appearance, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, shame, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	136	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Towns Built:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Snowballin’Craft: Where Even the Pixels Get Cold Feet

Adventure, anticipation, bucket list, cold, discovery, dream, EXCITEMENT, Experience, feet, first time, longing, MAGICAL, Nature, new, pixels, Season, Snow, SnowballinCraft, travel, weather, White, Winter, Wonder

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2754
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of living in a world without snow? Well, fear not my friend because on our Minecraft server, we have created a magical winter wonderland where it snows all year round! You can build snowmen, have epic snowball fights, and even go ice skating on our frozen lakes. Join us and experience the joy of snow for the first time, it’s snow joke!

Malinka server Minecraft

administration, Discord, Malinka, Minecraft, Players, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Discord server of our project – https://discord.gg/9PACrn53Qp

responsive administration, kind players and further on the list will be waiting for you all

135.181.237.60:25731

Sil’s World: Where Claims are for Sale and Whitelists are Just a Suggestion! Ver. 1.20.4

1.20.4, Builder, Chill, Claims, Community, enjoyment, Events, events_revolve around east asia_timezone, Explorer, java, Lax, Minecraft, Minecraft playstyle, Minigames, Permanent Map, playing together, Plugins, rules, sale, sils, smp, suggestion, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Vanilla, ver, Whitelists, world

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Server Type	Whitelisted, Semi-Vanilla
Version	Java 1.20.4
Plugins	Minimal, TerraformGenerator

Server Overview

We are a whitelisted, semi-vanilla server with minimal plugins, focusing on playing together as a relaxed community. Our server launched on 23 March 2024. Features include no teleportation, claims, McMMO, events, permanent map with no resets, and custom world generation using TerraformGenerator.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

You can join by applying on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t.

2. What are the server rules?

Our rules are minimal and operate on a trust system. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community atmosphere.

3. What time zone are the server events in?

Server events revolve around East Asia time zones at night (e.g., UTC/GMT afternoons).

4. Are there restrictions on building near spawn?

There are no specific rules about building near spawn. Players are encouraged to settle bases close to each other for a more communal experience.

5. Can I participate in events even if I’m not in the specified time zone?

While events are primarily scheduled for East Asia time zones, players from all origins are welcome to participate.

PixelmonPanic

#alola region, Adventure, Anime, Character development, Evolution, fan theories, friendship, Journey, legendary pokemon, lillie, Mystery, Nebby, new face, PixelmonPanic, pokemon, Protagonist, speculation, Trainers, ultra beasts, video games, What Happened

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of the same old Pokemon adventures? Well, join our Minecraft server and find out what really happened to Lillie, the supposed new face of Pokemon! Rumor has it she got tired of battling and decided to become a professional llama farmer in our virtual world. But beware, her llamas are not your average farm animals – they shoot fireballs from their mouths and can fly! Join now for a chance to ride one of Lillie’s legendary llamas and embark on a wild journey through pixelated landscapes filled with mystery and hilarity. Who needs Pokemon when you have fire-breathing llamas? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Moona’s Shade Shack: Where Kronii’s sunglasses go to cry

#youtube, Anime, collaboration, comedy, cry, Entertainment, friendship, funny, Gaming, hololive, japanese, Kronii, Kroniis, Livestream, Moona, Moonas, reaction, Shack, shade, sunglasses, throwing shades, twitch, Virtual idol, virtual world, Vtuber, woman moment

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dimension Hops:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Farms Harvested:	115
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us and witness the epic showdown between Moona and Kronii as they throw shades at each other’s woman moments. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary battle of the flying pigs versus the dancing llamas. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in puns? Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created.

Vanilla Playground: Where chaos reigns, hacks are a no-go, and the only rule is to have fun!

Adventure, anarchy server, building, Chaos, Community, Discord, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Griefing, Hacks, modern version, multiplayer, no plugins, No Rules, nogo, Playground, public server, REIGNS, rule, Sandbox, smp server, Survival, survival server, TEAM, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2767	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Public Vanilla SMP
Plugins	No Plugins
Rules	NO Hacks
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.20.4
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Classical survival on modern version that has been up for 3 years. You can grief, explore, build with friends, anything! JOIN NOW.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on this server?	No, hacks are not allowed. Please play fairly.
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for 3 years.
Can I grief other players’ builds?	Yes, you can grief on this server.
Is there a team-building aspect to this server?	Yes, you can find teams on the Discord server provided.

UnpopularCraft: Hot Takes Edition

Appearance, beauty culture, beauty standards, Confidence, controversial, Cosmetics, Deception, Edition, false advertising, feminism, freedom of expression, gender equality, hot, hot take, illegal, makeup, makeup industry, personal choice, self esteem, societal expectations, societal norms, TAKES, UnpopularCraft, Women

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of being deceived by people wearing makeup? Join our Minecraft server where makeup is banned because we believe in keeping it real! No more false advertising or trickery, just pure unfiltered faces and fun gameplay. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of makeup artists who are seeking revenge for being banned. Join if you dare!

4ChanFemAnon’sGhostTown Minecraft Server

4chan, 4ChanFemAnonsGhostTown, Anonymity, Behavior, Communication, Digital, femanon, Forums, ghosting, ghosting culture, internet, Meme culture, Minecraft, ONLINE, online communities, online interactions, Psychology, relationships, Server, social dynamics, social media, trolling, virtual relationships

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3074	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of getting ghosted by 4chan femanons? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being left on read again! Our community is filled with friendly players who will always respond to your messages, no matter how weird or creepy they may be.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also potentially finding your future e-girlfriend (or e-boyfriend, we don’t judge). Who needs 4chan when you have a whole server of potential soulmates waiting for you?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to being ghosted by 4chan femanons forever!

Crafty Int’l Block Party

#attentionwhore, #hesburger, #watchingtv, #workout, 4chan, BLOCK, burger, coding, Cooking, Crafty, DailyActivities, International, Intl, modding, Nighttime, Party, Relaxation, roommate, Routine, selfcare, Shop, shower, Sleep, StayAtHome

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ores Mined:	3531	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience.

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombie chickens. But don’t worry, our server has special weapons like exploding pickaxes and rainbow swords to help you defeat them.

And if that’s not wild enough for you, how about a quest to find the legendary cheeseburger of power? Rumor has it that whoever eats it gains superhuman abilities and becomes the ruler of the server. Are you up for the challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most bizarre and hilarious NPCs you’ll ever meet. From a talking llama who only speaks in puns to a dancing creeper who loves to break it down, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs to go outside when you can have this much fun from the comfort of your own home? See you there, gamers!