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Crafty McCraftface: The Server of Infinite ‘A’s

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	775	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is straight out of a sci-fi movie! Trust me, I’m you from the future and I’ve seen the amazing things that await you on this server.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Not to mention, the diamonds are practically raining from the sky! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with pickaxes instead of candy.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Cabal is trying to ban this post because they know how epic this server is. Don’t let them win – join us and become a Minecraft legend. Your future self will thank you for it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft millionaire in just one week!

CreeperSaidUrHouseIsUgly

BETRAYAL, blunt, Brutal, callous, CreeperSaidUrHouseIsUgly, Cutting, DISRESPECTFUL, Harsh, Heartless, Honesty, hurtful, insensitive, PAINFUL, Raw, reality check, Rude, Truth, uncaring., unkind

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of getting roasted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only disrespect you’ll face is getting your house blown up by a creeper! Who needs hurtful truths when you can have explosive surprises instead? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit. So why dwell on harsh realities when you can escape to a world where the only insults are from your fellow players teabagging your pixelated grave? Join now and let the madness begin!

RoboTalkCraft

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Communication, digital assistants, Future, futuristic, human interaction, human-like robots, humanoid robots, innovation, machine learning, programming, robot voice, RoboTalkCraft, robotics, robotics development, Sci Fi, Technology, voice modulation, voice recognition

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	415

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the robots are the ones in charge, man. like, they’re all walking around with their robot voices and stuff, but get this – they only use the robot voice if you ask them to! it’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in minecraft form. join our server and witness the chaos as the robots take over and we all have to communicate in robot voices. it’s a wild ride, dude. come join the fun and see where the future of minecraft is headed – with robots ruling the land!

EmbryoCraft: Birth Defect Edition

abnormalities, biology, Birth, birth defects, Congenital, Defect, Defects, early stages, Edition, EmbryoCraft, embryonic development, genetics, Healthcare, medical imaging, Medical research, Observation, prenatal, real time imaging, research, scientific breakthrough, study, Technology, Video, Visualization

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and create things? well, on this server, we are like, creating LIFE. we have these crazy scientists who are like, watching embryos grow in real time. it’s like, watching a baby chicken hatch but like, on steroids. join our server to witness the miracle of life in blocky form. who needs to build houses when u can watch baby creepers being born, amirite? come join us for a truly unique minecraft experience.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

“homophobia awareness”, Bigotry, BlockyBanter, discrimination, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, Homophobia, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, marginalized communities, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7173	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a carrot, or mining for diamonds while riding a flying pig.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode, because they know they can’t compete with the insanity happening all around them. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies and skeletons let loose and dance the night away.

So why are faggots so disgusting? Because they haven’t joined our server yet! Come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re a boring old blockhead).

SideHustleCrafts Minecraft Server

entrepreneurial, extra income, freelance, general, gig economy, Minecraft, part time job, self-employment, Server, side gig, side gig challenges, side gig fulfillment, side gig growth, side gig ideas, side gig motivation, side gig progress, side gig satisfaction, side gig success, side gig tips, side hustle, side job, SideHustleCrafts, Small Business

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	6362
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Potions Brewed:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Looking for a side-gig that doesn’t involve selling your kidney on the black market? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out free hugs.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring side-gig behind and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of popcorn for the show.

KidCraft Minecraft Server

age and children, age to have kids, biological clock, child rearing, children, family dynamics, family life, Family Planning, fertility, future planning, having kids, ideal age, KidCraft, Life decisions, Minecraft, opinion, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, Server, societal expectations, starting a family, timing of parenthood

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow unicorns, and building a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

As for the ideal age to have kids, well, on our server, the answer is simple – whenever your pet zombie pigman decides it’s time to settle down and start a family! So grab your diamond pickaxe and come join the fun – you won’t regret it!

KissCraft: The Ultimate Smooch Spot

Affection, back, cheek, collarbone, desire, earlobe, favourite place, forehead, Hands, INTIMATE, KissCraft, KISSED, Lips, love, NECK, Passion, romance, Sensual, shoulder, Smooch, spot, stomach, thighs, Ultimate

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	99	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be kissed…I mean, the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as passionate about Minecraft as they are about choosing their favorite place to be kissed. From building towering castles to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

KosherCraft: Minister’s Car Attack

anger, Attack, CAR, Conflict, controversy, current events, demonstration, extremism, Government, Israel, Israeli minister, Jewish, KosherCraft, military draft, MINISTERS, News, Orthodox Judaism, Protesters, Religious, Ruling, ultra-Orthodox, violence

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Farms Harvested:	330	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

come join our minecraft server where ultra-orthodox jewish protesters ride pigs and throw matzah at each other in a wild frenzy! we even have a special event where players can attack israeli ministers’ cars with diamond swords while shouting “shabbat shalom!” join now for a truly unique and chaotic experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

BobBarkerKisses

animal rights activist, Beloved, Bob Barker, BobBarkerKisses, FAMOUS, game show host, game show legend, History, iconic, iconic mustache, kissable, legend, long-running, memorable, most kissed man, Philanthropist, Retirement, television icon, television personality, The Price is Right

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead! We have a secret underground dance party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of a jukebox playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.

If you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. And guess what? Bob Barker himself will personally greet you at spawn and give you a virtual high five. He’s probably the most kissed man in history, so you know he’s legit.

Oh, and did I mention we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a water slide that leads you straight into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, come on and join us on this crazy adventure! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Forsakens

action-packed, Bosses, challenging mobs, combat system, community-driven, Dungeons, Economy, elden ring, epic adventure, Exploration, FANTASY, Hardcore, immersive experience, Loot, Magic, MCMMO, multiplayer, open world, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, role playing, Roleplay, RPG, Secrets

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Forsakens invites you to explore a vast and wonderful world in our RPG server, inspired by Elden Ring. Enjoy a unique and challenging combat system, face unique and difficult mobs, and delve into exciting dungeons full of secrets and rewards. Live an epic adventure in a captivating, action-packed environment.

play.forsakens.net