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Maduro’s Mined Out Mayhem

Democracy, foreign relations, González, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, International intervention, Juan Guaido, Latin America, Maduros, MAYHEM, military intervention, Mined, Nicolas Maduro, opposition leader, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, regime change, reject Maduro, social justice, south america, Venezuela, Venezuelan military, will of millions

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can like, overthrow a dictator or somethin? well this is the place for u, bro. we got this crazy story where this dude González is all like “yo military, reject Maduro cuz i represent millions of peeps” and it’s like, whoa, drama in minecraft? sign me up, dude. join our server and be part of the revolution, man. overthrow dictators and stuff, all while building cool stuff in minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, trust me. u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, bro. come join us and let’s take down some evil rulers together, one block at a time. #minecraftrevolution #downwiththedictators #gonzalezforpresident

Hiccup Holders Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, body hacks, body tricks, breathing technique, funny, health, hiccup, hiccup cure, hiccup myth, hiccup prevention, hiccup relief, hiccup remedy, Holders, holding breath, human body, humor, Medical advice, natural remedy, quirky, Remedy, stop hiccups, strange facts, turning off and on

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Animals Bred:	109	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing top hats. the player had to defeat them in a dance-off to claim the treasure. true story, bro. so come on over and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but who’s counting?). see you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

GoatZone Reborn

aether mod, battlepass, Battles, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, Global Trade System, GoatZone, Meaningful connections, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, player loot, pokemon, reborn, seasons mod, Server, Trading, voice chat

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	901
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	69	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	12

Cobblemon SMP Overview

Features	Description
Cobblemon Mod	Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Social Gameplay	Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS)	Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
100% Free Battlepass	Earn experience for battling and catching Cobblemon to level up your Battlepass and receive rewards!
Community-Focused Events	From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening.
In game proximity voice chat	Optional voice chat to easily communicate with players around you.
Custom Modpack	Vanilla+ style modpack for an enhanced experience.
Aether Mod	Explore a new heavenly dimension opposite to the Nether.
Unique Player Loot	Unique loot generated for each player when opening chests.
Serene Seasons Mod	Experience various seasons as you play, keeping the world feeling alive.
Active Discord server	Stay connected with the community through our Discord server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?

A: You can join us by clicking here and following the instructions.

Q: Is the Cobblemon Mod the main focus of the server?

A: Yes, the Cobblemon Mod is a key feature of our server, blending Pokémon elements with the world of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any in-game events or activities for players to participate in?

A: We regularly host community-focused events such as tournaments, easter eggs, and legendary occurrences for players to enjoy.

Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?

A: Yes, we have a Global Trade System (GTS) that allows players to trade seamlessly with others, even when they’re offline.

Eternal Crafters 1.20.2

1.20.2, BUILD, California, companies, Compassionate, Crafters, Distress, donation, efficiency, ETERNAL, Fires, good heart, INDIVIDUALS, Loss, luxurious, Mansions, Millionaires, planet, Rebuild, reoccurring, state control, Suffering, Victims

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	4721
Emeralds Found:	9591	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Hey, you! Yeah, you with the diamond armor and enchanted sword! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server and show off your wealth by donating a minimum of $50 to help rebuild mansions for millionaires affected by fires in California. Not only will you be helping out those in need, but you’ll also be proving that you have a heart of gold and are a compassionate soul (or at least pretending to be).

But wait, there’s more! Your donation may not all go directly to the victims, but that’s okay because it’ll also be going to companies and individuals in control of the state. Because who needs to help people directly when you can just throw money at the problem, am I right?

So come on down to our server, where you can show off your wealth, pretend to care about others, and maybe even make a difference (but probably not). Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

aita, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, cousin, CousinCraft, creep, family, fear, Friend, Gaming, gaming etiquette, gender stereotypes, Innocence, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online gaming, panic attack, playing among us, relationships, Server, Social Interaction

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5367
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of being accused of dating your cousin’s friends just because you’re a girl? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your gender or who you play with! We welcome all players, no matter who you are or who you’re related to. Plus, we have a strict “no creep” policy, so you can game in peace without any panic attacks. Join now and let’s build some epic virtual worlds together!

Momma’s Money Limit

Boundaries, cultural expectations, Cultural traditions, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, family obligations., financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial burden, financial decisions, financial pressure, financial responsibility, financial struggles, financial support, financial transparency, generational wealth, Limit, mommas, MONEY, POVERTY, sibling dynamics

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law’s spending habits on witchcraft? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the only currency is diamond blocks and the only magic is the magic of building epic structures!

Our server is so wild, it makes your family drama look like a tame sitcom. From players pretending to be broke to get freebies to epic parties that require donations to attend, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we won’t ask you for money for witchcraft – unless you want to pay for a potion of invisibility, of course!

Join now and experience the thrill of sending virtual money to your virtual family members who are too lazy to work. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a long-lost cousin who needs a loan to start a virtual business that will never take off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in the virtual world of Minecraft?

SMP_MindVsBody: Mental or Physical? 🤔

Mental, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mental illness debate, mental illness effects, mental illness impact, mental illness symptoms, mental illness vs physical illness, Mental well-being, Physical, physical health, physical health support, physical health treatment, physical illness, physical illness debate, physical illness effects, physical illness impact, physical well-being, SMP_MindVsBody

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mines Excavated:	2892	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server everrrrr. Like, the admins are all secretly unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from Mars.

But wait, there’s more! The spawn town is actually a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So, like, back to the question. Mental illness or physical illness? Ummmm, definitely physical illness because like, if you have a broken leg, you can just slap a bandage on it and keep mining for diamonds. But if you have a mental illness, you might start seeing Steve as a talking sheep or something. And that’s just not cool, man.

Join this server now and let’s build the most epic castle made entirely out of cake and rainbow blocks! YOLO, amirite?

Rulebreaker’s Realm

civil disobedience, ethical boundaries, Ethics, individual freedom, justification, law enforcement, minor infractions, minor offenses, moral code, moral reasoning, non-conformity, overlooked laws, overlooked regulations, personal autonomy, personal beliefs, personal convictions, Realm, Rebellion, rule breaking, Rulebreakers, societal norms, societal rules

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Runes Activated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where rules are meant to be broken! We encourage all players to break the rules in the most outrageous ways possible because why not?

One of our favorite rules to break is building structures taller than the sky limit. We believe that the sky’s the limit, quite literally, and we encourage players to defy gravity and build towering skyscrapers that reach the heavens. Who needs rules when you can reach for the stars?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal potion brewing and enchanting. Who needs to follow the rules of the land when you can brew potions that turn you into a flying pig or enchant your sword to shoot fireballs?

So come join our server and break all the rules in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get up to in our crazy world of Minecraft!

MineCraftIKEABoom

Accountability, anti tank mines, consequences, Defense, dismissal, Explosives, FIRED, general, ikea, investigation, leadership, Military, military equipment, MineCraftIKEABoom, negligence, oversight, Polish, Safety, scandal, SECURITY, weapons

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11

join our minecraft server, where we have anti-tank mines hidden in every corner just waiting to explode! our polish general got fired for missing them, but you can come and try your luck! watch out for those sneaky mines in the IKEA section, they’ll blow your mind (literally)! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge!

Tsundere Allies United

Alliance, Allies, cold war, cooperation, Diplomacy, enemies, foreign policy, History, international relations, mortal enemies, Politics, reconciliation, sworn allies, Tension, TRANSITION, trust building, Tsundere, uk, United, Usa, world war II

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4

lol, come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic tsundere love story between USA and UK but with blocks and creepers! build your own tsundere base and declare war on each other only to end up being besties in the end. who needs history books when you can live it in minecraft, amirite? join now for the ultimate tsundere experience!