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MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Rainbows Spotted:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

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Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3847	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Animals Bred:	172

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	157	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Votes:	768	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

HusbandApologyOrGTFO

#husband appreciation, Apology, challenging relationships, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, HusbandApologyOrGTFO, judgmental parents, parental acceptance, parenting struggles, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, trust issues, unconditional love

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ores Mined:	2679	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama (but way more entertaining than mine, trust me).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).

Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!

RandomFest Minecraft SMP

celebration, creative holiday, creativity, fantasy celebration, festive occasion, fun holiday, holiday concept, holiday idea, imagination, innovative holiday, make-believe holiday, Minecraft, offbeat holiday, original celebration, out of the box celebration, quirky celebration, random holiday, RandomFest, smp, unconventional celebration, unique holiday, unusual celebration, whimsical holiday

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the most random holidays ever! Join us if you want to participate in festivities like National Potato Chip Day where we all dress up as our favorite chip flavors and have a chip eating contest. Or how about Unicorn Appreciation Day where we ride around on rainbow-colored horses and spread glitter everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a holiday called Sock Puppet Sunday where everyone communicates only through sock puppets for the entire day. And let’s not forget about International Bubble Wrap Day where we cover the entire server in bubble wrap and pop it all day long!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as your wildest dreams, then join us and celebrate the most absurd holidays you never knew you needed in your life!

CraftyLoveGamerz

awkward situations, CraftyLoveGamerz, dating advice, dating blunders, dating disasters, dating disasters to avoid, dating etiquette, dating fails, dating faux pas, dating mishaps, dating mistakes, dating tips, embarrassing moments, first date, first date advice, first date tips, relationship advice, relationship blunders, relationship pitfalls, social etiquette, worst mistake.

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid making the worst mistake on a first date – accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond ring! Trust us, you don’t want to propose with a pickaxe in hand unless you’re looking for a partner who’s really into mining. Our server is the perfect place to practice your crafting skills and avoid any embarrassing mishaps on your romantic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any potential date fall head over heels for you. So come join us and craft your way to a happily ever after!

HijabHavoc Minecraft Server

Activists, CAR, civil rights, discrimination, gender equality, hijab law, HijabHavoc, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Police, Police Brutality, protest, religious freedom, Seize, Server, Shot, social justice, VIOLATION, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

LOL this server is so lit, even the Iran police wanna join! We got crazier hijab laws like you gotta wear a diamond-encrusted hijab or get shot by a pixelated police officer! Join us for some wild hijab adventures and dodge bullets while building your dream world! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the hijab police madness!

CrownPrinceCraft: FearlessAssassin

Allies, Assassination, Conflict, Crown Prince, CrownPrinceCraft, Diplomacy, fear, FearlessAssassin, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Monarchy, Normalization, Peace, Politics, Risk, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Stability, threat

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	104

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz the crown prince of saudi arabia is straight up paranoid about getting whacked for tryna make friends with israel. like bruh, imagine the drama on this server, we got kingdoms beefin’ and alliances shiftin’ faster than you can say “diamond sword”. join now and see if you can survive the political intrigue and backstabbing, just like the crown prince. it’s a wild ride, fam.