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Mom’s BF, Mind Your Business Minecraft Server

advice, arguments, attitude, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Business, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family, Interference, Manners, Mind, Minecraft, mom, moms, overstepping, Parent, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Resentment, Server, teenage years, Thanksgiving, Therapy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1722	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Potions Brewed:	41	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of your mom’s new boyfriend trying to act like he’s the boss of you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! No more random lectures on being graceful or interruptions during important phone conversations. On our server, you can build your own kingdom and reign supreme without any unwanted advice from meddling boyfriends. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any awkward family dinners or passive-aggressive comments. So why wait? Join now and build your own virtual paradise where you can be the queen bee without any interference from mom’s new beau!

MommasHouseGoneBrr

Boundaries, brother, christmas, cleanup team, criticism, difficult personality, emotional needs, extended stay, family, General Contractor, holidays, home damage, insurance, Loneliness, MommasHouseGoneBrr, Mother, personal space, personal time, pipes burst, Prioritizing

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	7932
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchantments Applied:	178
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Just like the OP, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you let your mom extend her stay in your virtual Minecraft house, or will you prioritize your own sanity and kick her out (in the game, of course)?

With challenging personalities and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with frozen pipes and flooded basements here!

Join now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual car ride with your family members, trying to fit everyone in (luggage included)!

Haniyeh’s Revenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, international relations, iran, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, official admission, Political, response, Revenge, SECURITY, Server, Tension, UN, united nations, world events

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Potions Brewed:	64
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than iran and israel combined, like seriously we got creepers blowing up everyone’s houses and zombies invading the village every night. plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, so you know it’s gonna be wild. come join the chaos and see if you can survive longer than haniyeh did in israel’s crosshairs. peace out, gamers!

NukeCraftFrance25

carbon emissions, edf, electricity, ENERGY, energy infrastructure, energy policy, energy production, Environment, France, French energy, Grid, nuclear energy, Nuclear Power Plant, Nuclear Reactor, nuclear safety, NukeCraftFrance25, power, reactor construction, renewable energy, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magic Items Found:	4852
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchantments Applied:	202	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

lol u know what else is adding stuff? this epic minecraft server! we got reactors too, but not nuclear ones, we got creeper reactors that explode with fun and excitement! join our server and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained to protect it at all costs. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

AstroRealms Lifesteal Skyblock

Adventure, bed defense, Bedwars, custom plugin, Drop Pods, floating island, floating island survival, Fortressa, Futuristic Hub, Galactic, galactic adventure, Immersive, LifeSteal, PvP, PvP battles, pvp strategy, Raiding, SKY, Skyblock, space station, strategy, strategy game, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

AstroRealms – Your Galactic Minecraft Adventure Awaits! Junior Lifesteal Engage in heart-stealing PvP battles and fight for survival! Skyblock Build and thrive on your floating island in Oblivia! HungerGames Experience the classic HungerGames with a custom plugin for a fresh, unique twist! BedWars Defend your bed, fortify your base, and eliminate rivals in Fortressa. Master the ultimate PvP strategy!

The Space Station Hub Explore our futuristic hub, connecting planets with immersive drop pods. View stunning galactic vistas as you travel between worlds. Join AstroRealms Today! Adventure awaits with PvP, survival, and strategy. Connect now for the ultimate Minecraft journey!

Play.AstroRealms.io

Pixel Oasis

1.21.1

1.21.1, ASEAN, digital distribution., Edition, game developers, game enthusiasts, game library, game publishers, game updates, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming industry, Gaming news, Gaming Platform, gaming trends, Oasisliul, online gaming, Online Multiplayer, Southeast Asia, steam delivery, ulliPixel, video games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Animals Bred:	177
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Get ready to have your mind blown on this epic Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got so many chickens that they’ve started their own government! And don’t even get me started on the cows, they’re basically running the whole show now. Plus, our villagers have perfected the art of synchronized swimming in the lava pools. It’s like a fiery ballet, I swear! So come on down and join us for some seriously wacky adventures – just don’t forget to bring your own diamond pickaxe, ’cause things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

Nope Not Minecraft SMP Opinions

Accurate, actuality, Authenticity, Certainty, Concrete, Confirmed, Definitive, Established, evidence based, fact, Indisputable, Minecraft, nope, not opinion, Objective, Opinions, PROVEN, Reality, smp, substantiated, Truth, undisputed, verifiable, Verified

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Emeralds Found:	458	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Towns Built:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who have built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is blown up and everyone has to rebuild from scratch, and “Zombie Apocalypse Wednesdays” where the admins spawn in hordes of zombies and you have to survive the night.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon made of cheese while wearing a suit made of armor made of armor? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

StinkySteve’s Minecraft Server

affordable products, body odor, budget-friendly hygiene, budgeting, coworker harassment, daily shower, deodorant, entry level job, financial struggles, hygiene, laundry expenses, low-income, mean comments, Minecraft, personal care, prioritizing essentials, self-care, Server, smelling bad, StinkySteves, stretching budget, workplace bullying, workplace discrimination

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your natural musk? Do you prioritize food over fancy deodorants? Then join our Minecraft server where hygiene is optional and food is plentiful! No more judgmental coworkers leaving deodorant on your desk or making snarky comments about your scent. On our server, you can be your stinky, budget-conscious self without fear of ridicule. Plus, we have a special “Gym Locker” scent plugin that will make you feel right at home. So come join us and embrace your inner odor!

WeddingCraft or SiblingCraft

Apology, brother’s wedding, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Grand Canyon proposal, Happiness, hurt feelings, hurtful actions, location, misunderstandings, sharing news, sibling rivalry, SiblingCraft, Timing, wedding etiquette, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	3109
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

So, get this – our Minecraft server is like a destination wedding, but without the drama! Just like this crazy story where a couple got engaged at the Grand Canyon after a small wedding, our server is full of surprises and adventures waiting to happen.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds with your friends, without any competitive drama like the one in this story. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Plus, there’s no need to plan around anyone’s wedding – just log in and let the fun begin!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the real world and dive into a world of creativity and excitement, our server is the perfect destination. Just remember, there’s always room for happiness for everyone – especially when you’re building epic structures and battling mobs together. See you there!

ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

chimney, ChimneySurpriseMC, christmas, COOKIES, December 25th, Festive, gift giving, HO HO HO, holiday, jolly, Magic, milk, naughty or nice, Presents, reindeer, santa, Sleigh, smp, St. Nick, stockings, Surprises, tradition

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!