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Project Ontos RPG

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Ontos RPG Server Overview

Category	Description
Server Name	Ontos RPG
Theme	Where Industry Meets Divinity
Launch Date	Late Spring-Early Summer 2025
Seeking	Roleplayers
Unique Features	Deep, established lore blending mythology with industrial revolution Four distinct nations with unique cultures and conflicts Dynamic story events influenced by player actions Custom combat system, skill tree, magic system, origins, and classes Regular story events, character-driven plot arcs, and collaborative worldbuilding Active, supportive community
Requirements	18+ age requirement Experience with roleplay fundamentals Commitment to regular participation Respect for fellow players and server lore Working microphone for voice events

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: When is Ontos RPG launching?

A: Ontos RPG is launching Late Spring-Early Summer 2025.

Q: What makes Ontos RPG unique?

A: Ontos RPG features deep lore blending mythology with the industrial revolution, four distinct nations with unique cultures and conflicts, dynamic story events influenced by player actions, custom combat system, skill tree, magic system, origins, classes, regular story events, character-driven plot arcs, and a collaborative worldbuilding community.

Q: What are the requirements to join Ontos RPG?

A: The requirements include being 18+, having experience with roleplay fundamentals, committing to regular participation, respecting fellow players and server lore, and having a working microphone for voice events.

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