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HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	337881
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!

We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ores Mined:	8582
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Towns Built:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Potions Brewed:	100
Votes:	5603	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5121
Secret Passages Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Runes Activated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2957
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5787

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Crops Grown:	6070
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimension Hops:	13

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness