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MineSanctuary

#skyblock island, base building, Bedrock Players, Bedrock Port, collect hearts, Factions, Friends, java players, LifeSteal, lifesteal smp, minecraft server, MineSanctuary, Mining, multiplayer, New server, Pickaxe Upgrades, play.minesanctuary.com, player killing, Prison, punishment, Skyblock, smp, smp gameplay, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1607
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

MineSanctuary Network is a brand new server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:

• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!

• Prison (COMING SOON) – Mine your way through mines and upgrade your pickaxe!

• Skyblock (COMING SOON) – Play with your friends and build your desired island!

We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join!

IP: play.minesanctuary.com Bedrock Port: 19132

play.minesanctuary.com

MerkyCraft: Where building friendships is more important than building in-game {drama}

Abilities, Adventure, attributes, BUILD, building, Classes, Community, Competition, Creative, Custom, Discord, Drama, Dungeons, Enchanting, FRIENDSHIPS, Gaming, important, INGAME, Lore, MerkyCraft, Minecraft, PvP, quest line, Raiding, Server, Skills, teamwork

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

MurkPvP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hall of Fame	Earn MCMMO points, showcase your achievements, and be remembered.
Class and Skills Leveling	Unlock new abilities, earn attribute points and make your character unique.
Custom Enchants	90 new enchants available, obtain them through trading and enchanting table.
Custom Dungeons	Community-made dungeons with unique bosses, story lines, and lore.
Active Community	Get involved, suggest ideas, and be part of the server’s quest lines.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are there paid ranks or pay-to-win elements on the server?

A: No, we do not have paid ranks, crates, or overpowered kits. Everyone has equal opportunities to progress.

Q: How can I get help or support on the server?

A: The owner is always online and available to assist. Every voice is heard and valued in our community.

Q: How can I join the server and the Discord community?

A: You can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/QqK6aVDw and connect to the server at play.murkpvp.com.

KITE Craze Minecraft Server

animated film, Anime, Cinema, CRAZE, dark themes, Emotional journey, Entertainment, fan theories, film obsession, Integral version, kite, Manga adaptation, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Movie, New Release, Obsession, Psychological, psychological thriller, Server, Thoughts, Thriller

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	393	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crops Grown:	5045	Magic Items Found:	6610
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you movie fanatics out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. And guess what? We have a special event coming up where we will be recreating scenes from your favorite film using only Minecraft blocks! So come on, join us and let’s make some movie magic together!

SMP Minecraft – Columbo’s Cash Showtime

16 year old, AMERICANS, Blackmailed, Cash, classic tv, Columbos, controversial, crime show, detective series, Drama, Ethics, illegal, johnny cash episode, millions of dollars, Minecraft, morality, Mystery, scandalous, sex scandal, Shocking.., Showtime, smp, television, underage, watching columbo

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3011
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Towns Built:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a Johnny Cash episode of Columbo! Join us and you might just find yourself embroiled in scandalous blackmail plots involving 16-year-old lovers and millions of dollars. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Come for the block-building, stay for the wild storylines. Join now and see if you can uncover the truth behind all the madness! 😂🔍🕵️‍♂️

PixelChickMagnets

attractiveness, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, Confidence, Empathy, Femininity, grace, humility, Individuality, inner beauty, intelligence, Kindness, natural beauty., Personality, PixelChickMagnets, self-confidence, sense of humor, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers aren’t the only thing exploding with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor, epic battles, and secret underground bases that even Herobrine would envy.

Looking for a reason to join? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure map that leads to a real-life diamond mine! Who needs online dating when you can impress the ladies with your virtual mining skills and show them the real meaning of “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pink sheep that can grant wishes to anyone who shears them. Need a stack of diamonds? Just ask the pink sheep and watch in amazement as they magically appear in your inventory. Need a date for the Minecraft prom? The pink sheep has got your back!

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just find that the most attractive thing about you was your ability to survive in a world filled with exploding green monsters and lava pits.

CraftyCopsMC

Bravery, CraftyCopsMC, criminal justice, domestic violence, Emotional Abuse, French, husband’s abuse, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, physical abuse, Police, Protection, rape trial, saved my life, Support, survivor, Trauma, Uncovering, Wife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total escape from the real world drama, right? Well, imagine a server where the police are like superheroes, saving players from abusive husbands and uncovering all the drama in French rape trials. It’s like a soap opera meets a survival game, with twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join us for a wild ride of justice, betrayal, and pixelated drama. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this server!

Wizardly Wonders Server

Actors, childhood memories, cinematic treasure, classic movie, cultural impact, family time, film industry, film legacy, Hollywood legends, iconic characters, judy garland, l frank baum, Legacy, movie history, movie magic, movie stars, Nostalgia, Server, timeless film, Wizard of Oz, Wizardly, Wonders

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we make the wizard of oz come to life! we have flying monkeys, wicked witches, and even a yellow brick road that leads to epic adventures!

imagine playing as dorothy, skipping down the road with your trusty dog toto by your side. you can build your own emerald city, complete with a giant wizard’s tower and munchkin houses.

but beware, the wicked witch of the west is always lurking, ready to throw her potions at you. don’t worry though, you can team up with your friends to defeat her and save oz from her evil clutches.

so come on over to our server and experience the magic of the wizard of oz like never before. just click your ruby slippers together three times and say “there’s no place like this minecraft server!”

Filter PFAS Recycle Batteries

#sustainability, batteries, Breakthrough, chemistry, clean energy, Development, Environmental, filter, green technology, innovation, invent, materials science, PFAS, Pollution, Recycle, recycling, renewable batteries, research, scientists, Technology, waste management

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Secret Passages Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! WE GOT SCIENTISTS INVENTIN’ FILTERS THAT CAN TURN PFAS INTO RENEWABLE BATTERIES! LIKE, WHO EVEN KNEW THAT WAS A THING? JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE REVOLUTION, TURNING POLLUTION INTO POWER! PLUS, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY! DON’T MISS OUT, COME JOIN THE MADNESS!

What is the IP for Choc Minecraft Server?

choc, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Choc is a talented artist known for creating vibrant and whimsical artwork that often incorporates elements of nature and fantasy. With a unique style that blends bold colors and intricate details, Choc has captured the hearts of many art enthusiasts around the world. Their work has been featured in galleries and exhibitions, showcasing their creativity and skill. Choc continues to create captivating art that inspires and delights audiences everywhere.

Feather MC

Discord, Feather MC, Fun, India, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, ONLINE, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Welcome to Feather MC India best server lag free server 24/7 online

Join and enjoy your game you can join our discord server aur more fun

Playfeathermc.xyz:19132