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CarCraftCashCow

Accountability, car accident, car maintenance, car ownership, car repairs, car safety, CarCraftCashCow, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, Decision making, driving habits, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, life lessons, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, teaching a lesson, teenage driver, tough love

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re cruising along in your virtual car, jamming out to some tunes on the radio, when suddenly BAM! You crash into a semi truck and the airbags deploy. But don’t worry, because on our server, the only thing that gets smushed is the front bumper of your car. And guess what? You have to pay $5000 for the repairs! Talk about a lesson in responsibility, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with fast food restaurants where you can work to earn virtual money to pay for those crazy car repairs. Who knew flipping virtual burgers could be so lucrative?

So come join us on our server for a hilarious and outrageous gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

NightmareCraft

anxiety, bedtime stress, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, midnight worries, NightmareCraft, nighttime anxiety, nighttime fears, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures that will keep you up all night long (literally)!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start attacking you. But don’t worry, our server has custom mobs that will keep you on your toes and make every mining trip a thrilling experience.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a giant llama with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring nights and hello to epic Minecraft madness!

SpyKids Minecraft Server

children, cold war, covert operation, Diplomatic, double agents, Espionage, espionage thriller, family, Flight, intelligence, international relations, KGB, Minecraft, Moscow, Nationality, prisoner swap, Russian, secret agents, Server, soviet union, spy couple, SpyKids, swap deal

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2830	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchantments Applied:	252
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Meteorites Collected:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6692	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

so, liek, this server is so lit that even russian spies wanna join! imagine being a spy kid and finding out ur russian on a plane ride to moscow! that’s the kind of wild ride u can expect on this server. join us and uncover ur true identity while building epic creations and battling mobs. who knows, u might even discover ur long lost twin who’s also a spy. don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5857

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL FAIRYLAND WHERE DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES AND PIGS FLY!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)

Bookworms & Boners Server

Analysis, Assessment, Authenticity, boners, book review, Bookworms, credibility, critique, Discernment, Evaluation, Honest, horniness level, IMPORTANCE, Integrity, judgment, Literature, long tail, opinion, Server, tags, writing quality

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

So, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the macarena? well, this server is the place for u!

we got flying sheep that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

if u join our server, u can ride a unicorn into battle and defeat the evil ender dragon with nothing but a carrot.

plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is always arguing about who has the best pet rock.

so, if u wanna experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to lose your mind in the best way possible.

Elite Anarchy [1.21]

Accomplishments.., alliances, Anarchy, Battles, BETRAYAL, Chaos, cheat-free, creativity, Epic battles, fair environment, freedom, Minecraft, monumental structures, no cheating, no limits, No Rules, Playground, Survival, Trust, Vibrant Community

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Dive into a world of chaos and freedom where there are no rules, no boundaries, and no limits—except one: No Cheating. Our server is the perfect playground for those who crave the thrill of survival, creativity, and unfiltered anarchy. Whether you’re looking to build monumental structures, form alliances, or wage epic battles, Elite Anarchy offers the perfect canvas for your adventures.

Join a vibrant community of players where trust is earned, alliances are fragile, and betrayal is always a possibility. With a commitment to providing a fair and cheat-free environment, you can rest assured that your hard-earned accomplishments are respected and preserved.

play.eliteanarchy.com

🏕️ SMP where every block is VIP pass 🏕️ No squares allowed! Join THE CLUB now! 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], +18, Allowed, application, BLOCK, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Modpack, Mods, Optimization, pass, Player Shops, Projects, setup, smp, squares, Vanilla, Vip, voice chat, webmap, Whitelist, Worldgen

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Votes:	7499	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1123	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features.

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Join our Discord Server here!

Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules

Step 2: Submit an application via our application link

Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!

Step 4: Short Interview

Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

MineBrit Minecraft Server

#British movies, #British travel, #British vloggers, British, British accents, British celebrities, british comedy, british culture, British education, British fashion, british food, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, british music, british slang, British stereotypes, British traditions, British TV Shows, british youtubers, MineBrit, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Votes:	9336
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find this elusive creature, you’ll be set for life!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon struggles to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be saved by a team of flying squids who will gently float you back to safety.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

VividCoomer in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, VividCoomer

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, where your mental imagery will come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous ways.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows ride pigs, chickens wear diamond armor, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our players have created insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian or a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry minions to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, insanity, and cooming to your imagination, then join our server today! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world.

DogCraft: Keepin’ Fido Forever

destructive behavior, dog behavior, dog behavior issues, dog obedience training, dog ownership, dog rehoming, dog training, Dogcraft, family dog, family pet, fido, high energy dog, keepin, mixed breed dog, pet abandonment, pet behavior, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet responsibilities, pet training, training challenges

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mines Excavated:	4030
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of dealing with a high-energy, destructive, mixed breed mutt who thinks he’s a wrecking ball? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to train a virtual dog who constantly knocks down players, jumps on them, and scratches them. Watch as he chews on everything in sight, from virtual toys to Xbox controllers and even the virtual deck and furniture. But don’t worry, our stimulating virtual toys and sniffer treats will surely keep him entertained…or will they?

With a virtual yard that’s not fenced, you can witness firsthand the chaos as he digs holes into virtual foundations and tries to destroy the virtual neighbor’s fence. Will you be able to fill in the virtual holes before it’s too late?

Join now and experience the guilt of giving up on a virtual dog that you took in as your virtual responsibility. Will you choose the dog over your virtual husband’s happiness and financial stability? It’s a virtual dilemma like no other!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to handle this virtual mutt madness. Who needs reality when you can have all this virtual chaos at your fingertips?