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ExBlockChildSuppLol

Alimony, blended family, child support, child welfare, court ruling, custody, Divorce, ExBlockChildSuppLol, family dynamics, financial burden, financial responsibility, financial support, legal obligations, Marriage, parental obligations, personal attack, quality of life, religious upbringing, stepkids, support for children, vindictive

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions! Just like this wild story of betrayal and heartbreak, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, only to have it torn down by your ex (who is also playing on the server) because they fell in love with someone else! Will you fight for your virtual love or let them live happily ever after with their new Minecraft partner?

With crazy twists and turns like court battles over child support and alimony, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the virtual world and create your own drama-filled Minecraft love story.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of vindictiveness. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

CalmCraft Minecraft Server

calm down, CalmCraft, Communication, Deep Breathing, distraction, emotional regulation, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, horny, Intimacy, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, relationships, Relaxation, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-control, Server, stress relief, Therapy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	846919
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with creepers and zombies while trying to build your dream house in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server offers a unique solution to all your problems – a special calming potion that not only protects you from mobs, but also helps you relax and focus on your building projects without any distractions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the coolest players hang out. Join us for a wild time filled with dancing pandas, flying pigs, and unlimited cake. Who needs to worry about creepers when you can party with your fellow players in style?

So come on over and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the magic of our calming potion and hot tub party, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyCouplesCraft

advice for singles, Commitment, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCraft, love, marriage advice, marriage tips, married advice, married couples, married experience, married insights, married life, married perspective, married problems, married wisdom., Partnership, patience, relationships, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of being the only one in your friend group who understands the struggles of married life? Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where all players are married!

Experience the thrill of building a virtual life with your virtual spouse, complete with virtual arguments over who left the virtual toilet seat up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Marriage Counseling Castle, where players can seek advice from wise old villagers who have been married for centuries (literally).

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of love and commitment in Minecraft!

DeifCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, Assassination, death unconfirmed, DeifCraft, gaza, Gaza City, Gaza strike, Hamas Leader, idf, intelligence report, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Minecraft, Muhammad Deif, ongoing conflict, Palestinian conflict, Palestinian territories, security threat, Server, Targeted

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	7330	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis amazin’ Minecraft server cuz we got secret missions like tryin’ to find Muhammad Deif in Gaza! Rumor has it he was targeted in a strike but his death is still unconfirmed, so u gotta help us find him before it’s too late! Join now for a chance to be a hero and save the day in the craziest adventure ever! Who knows, maybe u’ll even get a special reward for bringin’ him back safe and sound! Don’t miss out on all the action, join now and let’s go on a wild ride together!

BlockCraft: No Migrant Zone

asylum seekers, blockcraft, border control, border security, european migration, european union, finland, Finland-Russia relations, foreign affairs, Government, immigration, IMMIGRATION LAWS, international relations, law, legislation, migrant, migrants, migration policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, russia, SECURITY, Zone

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Farms Harvested:	122	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re in finland, right? but then BAM, migrants start crossing over from russia and you gotta stop them! it’s like a crazy minigame where you gotta build walls and traps to keep them out. but watch out, they’re sneaky little buggers.

and get this, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, there’s also a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon! you gotta team up with other players to defeat it and claim the treasure for yourselves.

oh, and did i mention there’s a dance party every saturday night at the village square? yeah, we get down and boogie with our pixelated selves. it’s lit, fam.

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure. finland may be blocking migrants, but we’re welcoming all players with open arms. let’s make some memories and have a blast together!

ScreenBreakCraft

“Youth, Behavior, Caring, children, Communication, Digital Detox, emotional issues, family, health benefits, mental health, Mental well-being, parenting, peer interaction, relationships, screen time, ScreenBreakCraft, sociable, Social Skills, Technology, technology use, well-being

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9813	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	New Chunks Explored:	61608
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from ur screens and let ur brain breathe like a fish outta water. kids be goin cray cray with their mental health these days, but on our server, they be chillin like a villain.

we got families up in here who be cuttin back on screen time and guess what? their kids be turnin into social butterflies. emotional issues? pshhh, we got u covered. problems talkin to other kids? nah fam, we got u. bein nice and makin friends? oh yeah, we got that too.

so come on down to our server and let ur inner minecraft warrior shine. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. join now and let the fun begin!

MineVegas Minecraft Server

banner, cool design, Free Vip, Hunger Games, Las Vegas, Minecraft, MineVegas, New users, Rare mini games, Server, Spleef, Waiting

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Hello player! Our server is made in the style of Las Vegas and you can play on it.

Why our server???

Yes, because we have:

-Cool design

-Rare mini games like Spleef and Hunger games

-Free VIP for new users

I’ll be waiting for everyone on our server!!!!!

95.216.92.86:25924

Minecraft server: TekkenCraft

#youtube, Character, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, playlist, Rating, Server, Steam, Tekken, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, TekkenCraft, terminology

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old survival mode and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 characters battling it out in epic Minecraft battles! That’s right, you heard it here first – Tekken 8 characters in Minecraft! Imagine Steve going head to head with Kazuya Mishima in a fight to the death!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have epic battles, but we also have Glicko2 ratings for every player. So you can show off your skills and climb the ranks to become the ultimate Tekken 8 Minecraft champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest crossover of all time! Who knew Tekken 8 and Minecraft could go together like peanut butter and jelly? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

””ResistCraft Minecraft Server””

Accountability, activism, Black Lives Matter, civil rights, discrimination, equality, excessive force, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Minecraft, nonviolent resistance, peaceful protest, Police Brutality, police misconduct, protest, racial profiling, ResistCraft, resisting arrest, Server, social justice, stop resisting, systemic racism

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your butt? We fully support that kind of behavior here.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and you could be the one to lead the llama revolution!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace the madness. Remember, resistance is futile.

ShortLuv – Minecraft Server

break up, breakup story, Closure, Communication, DATING, dating experience, emotional, healing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, letting go, love, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, Server, short-lived romance, shortest relationship, ShortLuv

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to experience the most epic breakups in Minecraft history. From players stealing each other’s virtual pets to declaring war over a misplaced block, our server is a hotbed of relationship drama.

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as intense as the creeper explosions, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two players fighting over your virtual affections. It’s like The Bachelor, but with pixelated characters and way more TNT.