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HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, computer networks, criminal activity, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign interference, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, Information Security, international relations, justice system, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, russia, sentencing, Server, Technology, Ukrainian court

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

so, like, u know how ukraine is all about hackers and stuff, well this server is like the ultimate hacker playground, but in a totally legal way, u know? like, we have so many crazy cyberattacks happening all the time, it’s like a constant battle between good and evil, but in minecraft form. u gotta join this server if u wanna test ur hacking skills and see if u can outsmart the other players. plus, u never know when the ukrainian court might show up and sentence u to some crazy punishment for being too good at hacking. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and see if u have what it takes to be a cyber warrior in this epic minecraft server.

CraftyChopsticks

27 years, China, Chinese stocks, CraftyChopsticks, economic slowdown, Economy, financial news, global economy, growth concerns, Investment, market analysis, market crash, market fluctuations, market performance, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, stock market, stock market news, Trading, worst fall

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5970	Zombie Dances:	9
Buildings Constructed:	38	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling is your jaw from all the epic builds and crazy adventures. our server is so lit, even chinese stocks are like “woah, that’s a big fall”. we have growth concerns too, like how big our diamond castle is gonna get or how many creepers we can blow up in one go. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this rollercoaster of a server. join now and let’s make minecraft history together!

Alzheimer’s Friendly Server

alzheimer’s, Awesome, brain health, Caregiver, cognitive decline, Community, dementia, Disease, elderly care, family, forgetfulness, Friendly, Friends, Long Term Care, Meeting, Memory Loss, mental health, neurodegenerative disease, new people, Server, Social Interaction, Support

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. If you join, you’ll be like, meeting new peeps every day, because, like, you’ll forget who they are from that Alzheimer’s you got. But don’t worry, it’s all good vibes here, man. You’ll be like, “Who are you again?” and they’ll be like, “I’m your new best friend, bro!” It’s like a party every day, dude. Join now and forget all your problems, literally!

Virus Brush: The Antibiotic Quest

antibiotic, antibiotic resistance, antimicrobial agents, Brush, dental hygiene, healthcare innovation, Healthcare Technology, infectious diseases, lifesaving antibiotic, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Microbiome, next generation antibiotics, oral health, Preventive medicine., public health, Quest, toothbrush, viral discovery, viral infections, viral therapy, viral treatments, Virus

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

so, like, u ever thought about how ur toothbrush could be, like, the key to saving humanity? well, on our server, we believe that the next big antibiotic could be a virus living on ur toothbrush! join us and embark on a wild adventure to discover the magical powers of toothbrush viruses. who knows, u might just save the world while building epic structures and battling creepers. come join us, cuz ur toothbrush is more powerful than u think!

Blocky Beat-Off Minecraft Server

adult games, arousal, BeatOff, blocky, digital stimulation, explicit content, fantasy games, flash games, Gaming, guilty pleasure, immersive experiences, interactive games, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty games, Online Games, personal satisfaction, private enjoyment, screen time, Server, sexual content, solo play, taboo activities, virtual reality

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive mini-game where you have to guess which flash games our players have…ahem…enjoyed the most. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the weirdest Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

books, character profiles, chat client, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List community, fetishes, flg, Fluffy, Gang, kinks, Llama, Minecraft, movies, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site drama, smp, third party chat client, Tierlists, trilogy, video games, webchat

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Emeralds Found:	4184	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild than our builds is our players’ imaginations! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Looking for a place to unleash your inner creativity? Look no further! Our server is like F-List for Minecraft, where you can roleplay to your heart’s content and create characters with the wildest fetishes and interests you can think of. Build your own kink-filled world and find like-minded players to join you on the journey!

But that’s not all – our server is equipped with a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your craziest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the chaos happening in real-time.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with trilogies as you are? Whether it’s books, video games, or movies, we’ve got it all covered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for creepers along the way!

SpookyCraft Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, children, clubbing, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Controlling, devil costume, Friend, friendship, halloween costume, Halloween plans, inappropriate outfit, Jealousy, Minecraft, parents, Server, slut shaming, spookycraft, Trick or treating, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your friend’s Halloween outfit? Look no further! Join our server for a devilishly good time filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

We promise you won’t be judged for your outfit choices, whether you’re dressed as a devil or a blocky unicorn. Our server is all about having fun and letting your creativity run wild. Plus, we have special events where you can show off your best costumes and win epic prizes!

So come on over and join the party! Who knows, you might even run into a group of trick-or-treating creepers or a clubbing Enderman. It’s a Halloween extravaganza like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. See you there, costume controversy and all!

DisaBRObilityCraft

#bedridden, autism, Benefits, comparison, depression, disability, DisaBRObilityCraft, Driving, exhaustion, Expectations, fainting, Family Therapy, fear, GRIEVING, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Job Search, neurotypical, ptsd, support needs, Surprises

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Are you tired of parents who just don’t understand your Minecraft needs? Look no further, join our server where we celebrate all things unique and different!

On our server, you won’t be compared to any other players because we know you’re one of a kind. We understand that surprises can be a real challenge, so we give you plenty of time to prepare for any unexpected events – like surprise creeper attacks!

Join us for some family therapy sessions where we work through any issues you may have with your in-game family. And don’t worry about being called lazy, we know you’re a hardworking player who just needs a little extra support.

So come on over to our server where we embrace all players, no matter their support needs or disabilities. We promise you’ll never faint from excitement, only from the thrill of our crazy adventures!

CraftyLoveQuest

childhood crush, CraftyLoveQuest, destiny, fate, first love, Heartwarming, high school sweetheart, innocent, long term relationship, love story, Meeting, Memories, Nostalgia, relationships, romance, serendipity, Significant Other, soulmate, SWEET, teenage romance, young love

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Do you want to meet your first love in the most epic way possible? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a quest to find your pixelated soulmate in a world filled with diamonds, creepers, and love potions. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed to ride into battle for love? So come join us and let’s make some pixelated magic happen!

SharkBiteSurvivor

American diver, Body, Deep Sea, Disappearance, diving, Indonesia, investigation, marine life, Mysterious, News, Ocean, Oceanic, predator, remote location, search and rescue, shark, SharkBiteSurvivor, Tragedy, tragic accident, Underwater, wildlife

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208

omg u guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server!! it’s so lit, even sharks are getting in on the action! like, this one time, an american diver disappeared in indonesia and then they found his body INSIDE A SHARK. like, wtf?? that’s some crazy shiz right there. but don’t worry, our server is totally safe (we think). so come join us and see what other wild adventures await you!! just watch out for those sneaky sharks, they might try to steal your diamonds or something. lolz!! #sharkattackminecraftserver #crazyadventures