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EargasmTunes Minecraft SMP

auditory pleasure, CHILLS, eargasm, EarGasmTunes, emotional response, favorite song, feel-good music, frisson, goosebumps, Minecraft, mood booster, Music, music appreciation, music enjoyment, music therapy, music therapy benefits, music therapy for mental health, music therapy techniques, Relaxation, sensory experience, smp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchantments Applied:	62	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Villages Defended:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles with giant chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the music will give you an eargasm/frisson like never before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyCompanions

Caring, Communication, Companionship, compassion, CraftyCompanions, dependable, Empathy, friendship, Fun, genuine, good listener, Honesty, Integrity, Kindness, loyalty, non-judgmental, Reliability, Respect, supportiveness, trustworthiness, Understanding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3156	Gods Slained:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

On our Minecraft server, the most important quality in a friend is their ability to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. We only accept friends who can pull off such epic feats of Minecraft mastery. So if you’re looking for a server where the crazier the build, the better, then come join us and show off your diamond pig palace skills!

Glass Solar Power Server

Buildings, cars, clean energy, energy efficiency, energy generation, Glass, glass surfaces, green technology, innovation, mobile devices, photovoltaic cells, power, power generation, renewable energy, seamless integration, Server, Solar, solar power, solar technology, Sunlight, sustainable technology, technology development, transparent solar cells

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Votes:	8506
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	683055
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Love Letters Sent:	16

so like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the sun is like, your best friend. why? because we got these crazy transparent solar cells all up in our glass surfaces, making everything look super futuristic and cool.

imagine mining for diamonds while your phone is charging just from being outside. or cruising around in a solar-powered car that never runs out of juice. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but without all the aliens and stuff.

so come join us on this server and experience a world where the power of the sun is literally at your fingertips. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that’s so ahead of the game, we’re practically living in the future already? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get solar-powered, baby!

firestarter: where your diamonds vanish faster than a creeper explosion! 1.21+ Java & Bedrock

Auction, bedrock, Community Events, creeper, Cross-Play, diamonds, Discord, explosion, Faster, FIRESTARTER, friendly community, Grief Protection, halloween event, handbook, hard work protection, java, Land claiming, Player Shops, player-driven, quality-of-life tweaks, Simple Rules, smp, straightforward, Trade, vanish, Virtual Economy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

firestarter Minecraft Server Overview

Description
firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work.
🔗 Server address: mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132)
🎥 Server tour: Watch tour video
We have a strong, player-driven virtual economy where players are able to maintain their own shops, auction off unique items, and trade with other players.

a few of the things we offer:

Player-driven economy and player-run shops
Grief protection and land claiming
Frequent community events
Tons of small quality-of-life tweaks
Java + Bedrock cross-play
A friendly, fair, and respectful community

we’ve got upcoming events! Our yearly Halloween event is just around the corner! 🎃

You may also be interested in checking out our handbook for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Or consider joining our Discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, firestarter supports Java + Bedrock cross-play.
Are there grief protection measures in place?	Yes, we have grief protection rules in place to protect your hard work.
How can I participate in community events?	Keep an eye on announcements in-game or on our Discord for event details and how to join.
Can I create my own shop in the player-driven economy?	Yes, players are encouraged to maintain their own shops within the virtual economy.

Neon Angelic Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, angelic, Angelic Days, Angels, Anime, Asuka Langley Soryu, chapter 10, day off, Evangelion Unit-01, Evangelion Unit-02, FANTASY, japanese, Manga, Mecha, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, NERV, Rei Ayanami, science fiction, Server, Shinji Ikari

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Zombie Dances:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, or maybe you’d prefer to live in a house made of cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Wither runs in fear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Convo Master Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, Communication, Conversations, convo, deserving, digital communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Human Connection, human interaction, interactions, Master, Minecraft, robot behavior, Robots, smp, social awkwardness, social cues, social exclusion, social norms, Social Skills, societal expectations, Technology, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Ores Mined:	6525
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Farms Harvested:	692
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Animals Bred:	39
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually try to have conversations with you? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for real robots who were never interacted with! That’s right, if you’ve ever been mistaken for a human, you don’t belong here. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like battling creepers with laser beams and building giant robot statues that come to life at night. Don’t miss out on the chance to prove your robot superiority and dominate the Minecraft world like never before!

NecklaceNuptials Minecraft Server

adoption, childhood trauma, emotional connection, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family resentment, father’s remarriage, Minecraft, mother figure, mother’s legacy, mother’s memory, mother’s necklace, NecklaceNuptials, Server, sibling relationships, sister bond, stepmom, stepmother-daughter relationship, strained relationships, wedding jewelry

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience family feuds, motherly disputes, and sibling drama like never before.

Imagine a world where you can choose sides between a stepmom who wants to be a mom and a daughter who just wants to honor her real mom’s memory. Will you help the sister reconnect with her past or will you join forces with the stepmom to maintain peace in the family?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the complex relationships and emotional turmoil of our Minecraft world. Join now and let the drama begin!

MomVsHubbyBabysitNoMore

Babysitting, child care, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, hurricane aftermath, long distance family, MomVsHubbyBabysitNoMore, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law issues, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling relationships, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	57	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family gatherings? Join our server for a wild ride of power outages, hurricane drama, and last-minute babysitting requests!

Just like this Reddit user’s family, you’ll never know what crazy situation will pop up next. Will you be asked to watch a bunch of bored teenagers while juggling work and pets? Will you have to navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and wedding drama?

But don’t worry, our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

OFsFinder69 – Minecraft SMP

acquaintance, Awareness, Boundaries, Curiosity, digital footprint, discovery, Explore, Friend, gossip, internet, Minecraft, Notification, OFs account, OFsFinder69, online presence, onlyfans, privacy, reaction, scandal, search, smp, social media, Surprise

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the depths of the Nether, when suddenly you stumble upon your buddy’s OnlyFans account. And let me tell you, the content was fire! Your reaction? Well, let’s just say you were more shocked than when you accidentally blew up your base with a misplaced TNT block. But hey, who knew your friend had such hidden talents in the world of Minecraft and… other realms? Join our SMP for more unexpected surprises and scandalous secrets!

DetentionCraft

Behavior, children, Communication, consequences, consequences of actions, consequences of discipline, DetentionCraft, discipline, discipline outcomes, discipline techniques, drastic measures, education, parental decisions, parental involvement, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting strategies, parents, school behavior, school discipline, school issues

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Crops Grown:	3945	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are your kids acting up and failing school? Don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where we punish kids by making them mine for diamonds until they learn their lesson.

One parent tried this out and their child went from failing grades to straight A’s in just one week! Another parent even said their kid started doing their homework without being asked after just a few days on our server.

So if you want to teach your kids a lesson they’ll never forget, join our Minecraft server now! Who knew virtual mining could lead to real-life success?