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Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Towns Built:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Void Armor Forged:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	195745	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1149

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!