funny scary Minecraft Servers

funny scary Minecraft Servers

  • Wi-Fi Wars: Neighbor Edition

    Wi-Fi Wars: Neighbor Edition
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 4389
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 93 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Runes Activated: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your neighbors mooching off your Wi-Fi? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-Wi-Fi-sharing policy! Join us and never worry about your internet speeds slowing down because of some sneaky neighbor again.

    Our server is so exclusive, even your neighbor won’t be able to access it without your permission. And if they try, we have virtual security guards ready to kick them out faster than you can say “block them!”

    So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server out there. Who needs neighbors when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, we have diamond-studded Wi-Fi signals that will make your gaming experience smoother than butter on a hot potato. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCash Minecraft Server

    CraftyCash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 587
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 92
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true and money literally falls from the sky! Join us and experience the thrill of finding random piles of cash scattered throughout the world.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly stumble upon a chest filled with gold bars and stacks of cash. Or you’re building a house and discover a secret room filled with stacks of hundred-dollar bills. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server containing a whopping $100,000. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player in the game?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches! Who knows, you might just strike gold (literally) and become the wealthiest player in Minecraft history.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HolyCraft: Bible Edition

    HolyCraft: Bible Edition
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 2441
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 111 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old school lessons? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild that even the Oklahoma state superintendent has decided to incorporate the Bible and the Ten Commandments into our curriculum! That’s right, you can now learn about building your virtual world while also learning about ancient texts and moral codes. Join us for a truly unique educational experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening? Join now and get ready to mine, craft, and pray your way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CrazyCraftersUnited

    CrazyCraftersUnited
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 6301
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 4020
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give hugs instead of explosions.

    come hang out with our friendly villagers who are always down for a dance party, and our zombie pigmen who tell the best jokes.

    we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

    so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe the crazy ones are the ones who haven’t joined yet.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mellow SMP, the Server Where Teleportation is so 1.20

    Mellow SMP, the Server Where Teleportation is so 1.20
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 4250
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/sacred-cow-mojo-hand/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Version Java 1.21
    Plugins Minimal plugins, focused on a semi-vanilla experience
    Launch Date 23 March 2024

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What kind of server is this?

    This is a whitelisted, semi-vanilla server with minimal plugins, focusing on playing together as a chill community.

    2. Are there any specific features on the server?

    There is no teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO, etc. The server also features events and minigames, a permanent map with no resets, and custom world generation using TerraformGenerator.

    3. What are the server rules?

    The rules are very brief and operate on a trust system. The focus is on playing together and enhancing the vanilla experience.

    4. What time zone are the server events based on?

    The server’s events revolve around east Asia timezones at night, such as UTC/GMT afternoons.

    5. How can I apply to join the server?

    You can apply by joining the Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NiseCraft Server: Love and Blocks

    NiseCraft Server: Love and Blocks
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 2100
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Farms Harvested: 233
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dodging bullets in your love life like Kosaki from Nisekoi? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about heartbreak or dodging bullets! Join us and build your own love story with other players, minus the complicated love triangles and secret keys. Who needs Raku when you can have a diamond pickaxe, am I right? So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories together in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art of a cat.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 5479
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Crops Grown: 8840
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.

    And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NieceFeed Minecraft Server

    NieceFeed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 5767
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with controlling girlfriends, SpongeBob-shaped mac n cheese, and finger-pointing battles over who gets to feed the kids.

    Imagine a world where feeding your niece a simple meal turns into a full-blown showdown with someone claiming to be the mother figure. Who knew a box of mac n cheese could cause so much chaos?

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of bananas to go around for everyone involved. So come on in, strap in, and get ready for a rollercoaster of family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about parenting.

    Join now for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is: expect the unexpected. And remember, in this world, everyone’s a parent until the mac n cheese comes out.

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  • MomHairDontCareMC

    MomHairDontCareMC
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 7460
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 189
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Votes: 4684
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and hairstyles! Unlike the OP’s mom, we encourage you to rock your natural 4b hair with pride. No hair relaxers allowed here, only protective styles and braids for days!

    Join us and escape the drama of overbearing family members trying to control your wedding day hair. Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself without judgment. Plus, we have virtual weddings where you can customize your avatar’s hair however you please, no meddling moms allowed!

    So come on over and let your hair down (literally) on our server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore endless worlds with friends who support your natural beauty? See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MundaneNoMore Minecraft Server

    MundaneNoMore Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 5721
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old grind in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of wild chickens start attacking you! But don’t worry, these chickens are armed with swords and are ready to battle. Can you defeat them and claim their loot?

    Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves to impress the Enderman DJ.

    And if that’s not enough, we have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

    So why wait? Join our server now for the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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