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Crafty SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a server experience like no other, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!

And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Dooby Minecraft SMP Like That

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. They decided to make this land their home and started building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, nothing is off-limits on our server.

But that’s not all! We have the most insane events you can imagine, like a chicken jousting tournament where players ride pigs into battle. And let’s not forget about our secret underground disco party, where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us and remember: It dooby like that.

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	6653	Divine Spears Created:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Animals Bred:	116	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	93
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9533
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Farms Harvested:	272
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1596	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu