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Crafty SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Divine Spears Created:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a server experience like no other, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!

And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Dooby Minecraft SMP Like That

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Towns Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mines Excavated:	2726
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. They decided to make this land their home and started building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, nothing is off-limits on our server.

But that’s not all! We have the most insane events you can imagine, like a chicken jousting tournament where players ride pigs into battle. And let’s not forget about our secret underground disco party, where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us and remember: It dooby like that.

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ores Mined:	4415
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchantments Applied:	129	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7212	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5393	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mines Excavated:	1418	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mines Excavated:	4354
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Votes:	4831	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com