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  • Crafty SMP Shenanigans

    Crafty SMP Shenanigans

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a server experience like no other, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!

    And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dooby Minecraft SMP Like That

    Dooby Minecraft SMP Like That

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. They decided to make this land their home and started building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, nothing is off-limits on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have the most insane events you can imagine, like a chicken jousting tournament where players ride pigs into battle. And let’s not forget about our secret underground disco party, where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us and remember: It dooby like that.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • IP MC.FROGNW.FUN Brothers, support the Minecraft server project

    IP MC.FROGNW.FUN Brothers, support the Minecraft server project

    New Minecraft Servers

    ▶️ IP: MC.FROGNW.FUN

    2.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:14756

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CozyCraving

    CozyCraving

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a unwhitelisted basic vanilla server to play on with a great community? Look no further. I started a vanilla server with one plugin that can rollback griefing and looting so you don’t have to worry! The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.

    IP: play.cozycraving.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Raw Charms

    Raw Charms

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

    TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.

    Server Features:

    Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

    Notes:

    Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks

    Worlds: Backed up daily

    Server Rules (Permanent Ban):

    No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb.

    Server Rules (Allowed):

    PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP