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Excel Network

1.17, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	746
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

We are still under development working as much as we can! We are looking to grow our community!. We offer lots of game modes!

mc.excelnetwork.pro

DEVACraft

blocks, BUILD, clanship, Community, DEVACraft, dream world, Earth, Friends, Fun, games, Gaming, Guilds, LEVEL, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, private property, Server, summer vacation, Trade, version 1.20.4

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

You can play games with your friends on our server in version 1.20.4 and build a dream world out of blocks in your spare time during your summer vacation.

Some Features on the Server Trade Clanship and Guilds Level Private Property

play.devacraft.net

The Stoned Golem – Where even the mobs are chill. Come join our semi-vanilla community with a cool voice plugin! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ban From Claims, bedrock, Chill, Claims, Community, Cool, Crates, Custom Cosmetic Items, Decent Size, Donations, Events, Exploration, Golem, Graves, hard mode, java, Join, mobs, Plugin, proximity voice chat, Semivanilla, smp, Stoned, Teleporting, toggleable PVP, Unique, Updates, VOICE, Waystones

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Crops Grown:	7278
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

The Stone Golem SMP Server Overview:

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla for both Java and Bedrock
Server Age	Almost 3 years old
Server Difficulty	Hard Mode
Monetary Gain	Only through Donations

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

What features can be found on The Stone Golem SMP?

Proximity Voice Chat, Custom Cosmetic Items, Crates, Claims, Ban From Claims, Toggleable PvP, Graves, Waystones, and more.

How can I join the server?

IP: thestonedgolem.live

Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

Are there community events on the server?

Yes, there are constant updates, server events, and community-hosted events on The Stone Golem SMP.

Is everything on the server free?

Yes, everything on the server is free, and monetary gain is through Donations only.

Can I toggle off features that alter the Vanilla experience?

Yes, any features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can easily be toggled off for a fully Vanilla Experience.

How can I communicate with others on the server?

Proximity Voice Chat makes it easier to meet new people and make new friends.

Are there ways to protect my builds from griefing?

Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing, and there is also the option to ban individuals from your claim.

Are there PvP options on the server?

Toggleable PvP allows players to choose whether they want PvP enabled or disabled.

For more information and updates, you can join the Discord server or visit the Dynmap.

Yui’s Fun Minecraft Server

#youtube, algorithm, Announcement Stream, asmr, asmr shorts, cute imouto, dancing, debut, Final Thread, Fun, Funny Imouto, Idol Activities, Loli, Minecraft, mocap, Performances, Roleplay, Self Intro, Server, streaming, Tennyo Yui, Virtual idol, Virtual Tenshi, Yuis

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
New Chunks Explored:	10065	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us for the craziest ride of your life as we explore the depths of creativity and insanity together!

Our server is run by a group of virtual tenshi idols who will guide you through the most epic quests and challenges you’ve ever faced. From ASMR sessions to dance parties, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within the depths of our server lies a secret treasure that will grant you unimaginable powers. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate ruler of our virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for the ride of a lifetime!

Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Mom’s Stepdaughter Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday plans, blended family, Communication Issues, emotional reaction, expressing emotions, family, father figure, favoritism, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, Jealousy, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s boyfriend, parent-child dynamics, prioritizing relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, special occasions, STEPDAUGHTER

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Ores Mined:	7748

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and play in peace? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with step-siblings stealing all the attention!

Join us and avoid the green-eyed monster that is family favoritism. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and craft without feeling like second best.

Don’t let your mom’s obsession with her new daughter ruin your gaming experience. Come join us and build your own virtual family where you’re always the favorite child!

WeirdRideDenialAITA

aita, Boundaries, bus stop, coworker, coworker dynamics, Cultural differences, Etiquette, following, Late, Miscommunication., personal space, Refused, Ride, stranger danger, Training, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdRideDenialAITA, work relationships

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your coworker, let’s call him Bo, follows you around like a lost puppy and tries to hop in your car without even asking for a ride. But wait, it gets better! You can lie to Bo about running errands just to avoid giving him a lift, only for him to show up over an hour late to training and have to do it all over again.

Join our server for a wild ride of awkward encounters and questionable coworker behavior. Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama like this unfolding right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, it’s a virtual rollercoaster you won’t want to get off!

WeirdlyAttractiveMinecraftSMP

Allure, APPEAL, attraction, captivation, charisma, Charm, eccentricity, Enchantment, fascination, idiosyncrasy, magnetism, odd, peculiarity, people, Quirk, Unconventional, Unique, weird, WeirdlyAttractiveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Items Found:	6488	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is building farms and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet, from a player who exclusively builds houses out of cake to another who only communicates in pig Latin.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a llama dressed as a pirate, or if you’re into finding love in the most unexpected places (like falling for someone who only wears pumpkin heads).

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner weirdo, then come join us and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find that special someone who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats.

BlockyMidlifeCrisis

aging, BlockyMidlifeCrisis, career changes, existential crisis, financial worries, getting older, health issues, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of loved ones, mental health, midlife crisis, mortality, Nostalgia, physical decline, regrets, responsibilities, self reflection, societal expectations, time passing

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

What really fucks you up as you grow older? Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is like a virtual fountain of youth, but instead of getting younger, you’ll just get more addicted to building pixelated structures and battling virtual zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth…or at least a really cool virtual cape. So why waste your time getting old when you could be getting blocky on our server? Join now and never grow up again!

Putin’s Disney Sons Minecraft Server

controversy, Disney, family, Fatherhood, hidden children, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, News, parenting, Paternity, Politics, Putins, Reveals, russia, russian president, scandal, secrecy, secret sons, Server, Sons, tabloid, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Emeralds Found:	4197
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	254	Gods Slained:	2

So, like, this server is sooo lit, you won’t believe it, bro. It’s like, the secret hideout of Vladimir Putin’s two sons in Russia who are lowkey obsessed with Disney. Can you imagine, bro? Like, they’re building a whole Disney World in Minecraft, but with a Russian twist.

Join this server if you wanna hang out with Putin’s secret sons and build crazy Disney-themed stuff. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself occasionally logs on to play hide and seek with the players. How insane is that, bro?

So, like, come join us and be part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin’s secret sons and become besties with them. It’s gonna be a blast, bro. #PutinDisneyMinecraftParty