funny quotes for friends – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BlackSeaCraft Minecraft Server
aggression, Black sea, BlackSeaCraft, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Military Action, Minecraft, naval warfare, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, submarine, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, warship
Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are so epic they can sink submarines in the Black Sea? Well, look no further cuz that’s just a normal day on our server! We got crazy events like underwater battles with sea monsters and epic treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. So come on and join us, cuz on this server, anything is possible, even sinking Russian submarines in the Black Sea!

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KimJongCraftLauncherz
arms race, Defense, diplomatic tensions, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraftLauncherz, LAUNCHERS, leader, low-yield, Military, military parade, missile technology, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, security threat, strategic capabilities, weapons development.
Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 250 launchers ready to fire low-yield nuclear weapons! It’s like North Korea but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of dictators. Build your own bunker to survive the chaos or team up with other players to take over the world. Who needs diplomacy when you have TNT? Join now for a blast of a time!

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MinecraftMindMelt
cognitive demand, cognitive effort, cognitive load, cognitive strain, cognitive workload, emotional discomfort, emotional exhaustion, emotional strain, mental effort, mental exertion, mental fatigue, mental strain, mental stress, MinecraftMindMelt, participants, populations, psychological strain, Tasks, unpleasant feelings, unpleasantness
u ever feel like ur brain is gonna explode from all the thinkin u gotta do? well not on this server, cuz we don’t believe in mental exertion! come join us and let ur brain take a vacation while u build epic structures and battle mobs with ur friends.
we got crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where u gotta pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes, or “Sheep Jousting” where u ride sheep and try to knock each other off floating platforms. it’s pure chaos and u won’t be able to stop laughing.
plus, we have a secret underground city where u can find rare loot and uncover the mysteries of the server. some say there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but u didn’t hear that from me.
so come on over and join the fun! no more mental exertion, just pure, unadulterated silliness. trust me, ur brain will thank u.

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SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server
Community, exclusive, female, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Girls, girls only, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Server, Survival
The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
7h7e.vanillaboxmc.ru

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⚙️Cams Project: Where survival is semi-normal and the server runs on caffeine! No sleep necessary! 🤪

brand new, bug fixes, Caffeine, Cams, Claimblocks, Customization, Details, Economy, Enhancements, exclusive, game mode, Minecraft, Playtime, Project, ProjectCash, Ranks, restart, Rewards, runs, seamless, seminormal, Server, Sleep, Survival, Testing, Updates, Vanilla

Cams Project Minecraft Server

Overview
Game Mode	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Status	Brand New, Testing
Features	No need to pay for claimblocks Intensive claims customization Future economy update with ProjectCash Constant updates and detailed change logs
Server	camsproject.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I earn claimblocks with playtime?	Yes, you can earn claimblocks with playtime.
Will I be kicked on server restarts?	No, you will not be kicked even on server restarts.
What is ProjectCash?	ProjectCash is the future economy update that allows you to buy/sell with accrued blocks.
How often are updates pushed out?	Updates are constantly pushed out on the server.
Is there a way to see upcoming updates?	Yes, you can use /recentupdates and /upcomingupdates in game to see the updates.
How can I learn more about the claim system?	Use /claimshelp in game to see the goals of the claim system.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server
Arctic Summer World, Ashiya Douman, Berserker, Coin Calculator, CraftyCreeperz, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, Event, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Ibuki Douji, Interlude Timeline, Lady Avalon, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Revival Pickup Summon, Ruler, Scathach-Skadi, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, summon, Swimsuit Event
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Chaldea’s Magical Summer Theme Park? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate summer destination for all your blocky adventures!
Join our server and experience the Arctic Summer World, where you can summon Swimsuit 2023 Revival characters like you’ve never seen before. Dive into the icy waters and summon Ibuki-Douji (Berserker) or Scathach-Skadi (Ruler) to join you on your epic quests.
But that’s not all! You can also summon Lady Avalon and Ashiya Douman to join your squad and conquer the frozen lands of our server. And don’t worry about getting lost, our server has a Servant Material Lookup feature to help you navigate through the icy terrain.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a summer adventure like no other! Just be careful of the creepers, they might be disguised as swimsuit-wearing servants!

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KamalaCraft SMP: VP Picks
Campaign announcement, democratic party, Democratic ticket, Democratic ticket announcement, election 2020, election updates, kamala harris, Kamala VP choice, KamalaCraft, Marco Rubio, Marco Rubio VP, Picks, political decision, political news, presidential race, republican party, running mate, smp, us politics, vice president, Vice President pick, Vice President selection, VP candidate
Guess what, folks? Kamala Harris just dropped a bombshell on us all – she’s chosen Marco Rubio as her vice president candidate… in our Minecraft SMP! That’s right, these two political powerhouses are teaming up to dominate the virtual world of blocks and mobs.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Kamala and Marco have a secret plan to build the biggest, most epic castle ever seen in Minecraft history. They’re calling it the “Unity Fortress” and it’s rumored to have secret passageways, trapdoors, and even a pet creeper named Larry.
If you want to be a part of this wild ride, join our Minecraft SMP now! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans Kamala and Marco have up their sleeves. Plus, you might just get the chance to challenge them to a build battle or go on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Justice.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the political Minecraft madness begin!

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NoCreeperCarpool
car ride, carpool etiquette, carpooling, carpooling request, Colleague, colleague request, comfort, Commute, commuting, driving alone, NoCreeperCarpool, office, Practicality, rail works, refusal, Train, Transportation, transportation options, work commute, work hours, work schedule
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of carpooling with your colleague? Look no further! Our server offers a safe haven where you can build your own virtual world without any unwanted passengers tagging along.
Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own empire, without the hassle of awkward car rides with coworkers. Who needs real-life transportation when you can ride a virtual minecart to victory?
Don’t be the asshole who leaves your colleague stranded – join our server and leave all your real-world problems behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more abundant in our server than in any carpool lane. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and start building your dream world today!

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PerfectDayMC SMP
Bliss, Contentment, dream activities, dream day, enjoyment, fulfillment, Happiness, ideal activities, ideal day, ideal weather, joy, leisure, Peace, perfect day, PerfectDayMC, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, smp, Tranquility
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every day is a wacky adventure waiting to happen!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s possible here!). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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BlockyBreakups
BETRAYAL, BlockyBreakups, Breakup, breakup advice, breakup stories, coping with breakup, cruel breakup, devastating breakup, DUMPED, emotional pain, ghosted, healing from breakup, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationships, sad, worst breakup
Are you tired of getting dumped in boring old real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can break up with your significant other in the most epic and outrageous ways possible! Want to dump them by building a giant “It’s Over” sign made out of diamond blocks? Done. How about unleashing a horde of angry zombies on their house as a breakup message? We got you covered. Join us for the ultimate breakup revenge fantasies and let your creativity run wild!

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