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UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Crops Grown:	8557	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9067

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Towns Built:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8962	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Towns Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5134	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1785	Divine Spears Created:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mines Excavated:	2908	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!