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MineCraftyLoveBug

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Potions Brewed:	37
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magic Items Found:	8363
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mines Excavated:	4875
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	4679
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	268	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	94	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Enchantments Applied:	177	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Votes:	1967
Magic Items Found:	6032	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Potions Brewed:	111	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Void Armor Forged:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!