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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3258 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 1593 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!