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MomDontMinePastBedtime

bizarre rules, Childhood, childhood experiences, childhood memories, discipline, family, family dynamics, funny rules, Household, household regulations, MomDontMinePastBedtime, odd rules, Parental authority, parental control, Parenting styles, parents, quirky rules, ridiculous rules, strange rules, strict rules, upbringing

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	3770	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes! Our unique feature allows you to train your pigs to do backflips and shoot lasers out of their eyes – trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times while playing. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond chicken nugget!

CraftyHolyLand

AID PACKAGE, bilateral agreement, CraftyHolyLand, defense budget, Diplomacy, economic assistance, financial aid, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, government funding, international relations, Israel, Israel News, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military alliance, Political Support, security cooperation, strategic partnership, U.S. aid

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Farms Harvested:	306
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got diamonds for days, bro! And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and gold blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Israel wants in on the action. They’re like, “Yo, we need to secure $8.7 billion in U.S. aid just to get a piece of this Minecraft madness!” Can you believe it?

So come join us on this wild ride of a server. We promise you won’t be disappointed. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some ancient ruins filled with enchanted gear and rare artifacts. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Glioma Busters: CAR-T Edition

advanced treatment, brain cancer, Busters, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, CAR T cells, cart, cell therapy, clinical trials, Edition, genetic engineering, Glioma, groundbreaking research, healthy tissue, immunotherapy, innovative technology, malignant gliomas, Medical research, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, scientists, Targeted therapy, Tumor Cells

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Divine Spears Created:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, mindin’ your own business, when suddenly you’re attacked by a bunch of evil gliomas! but fear not, cuz on our server, we got CAR-T cells that will totally kick those glioma’s butts while keepin’ your healthy tissue safe and sound. join us for the most epic battle against brain tumors you’ll ever experience in a blocky world! come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that craziness? sign up now and let’s save the Minecraft world from those pesky gliomas together!

What is the IP for shadypenguinn Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, shadypenguinn

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Secret Passages Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Divine Spears Created:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	267

Shadypenguinn is a popular content creator and professional gamer known for his Pokémon and other gaming content on YouTube and Twitch. With a dedicated following, he entertains fans with his engaging personality, skilled gameplay, and insightful commentary. Shadypenguinn has established himself as a prominent figure in the gaming community, regularly collaborating with other creators and participating in competitive gaming events.

Crafty adventures await in the chaotic Sildaris Wilds! Join now!

Adventures, airships, Astronomy, Await, Cannons, chaotic, Chunk claiming, Civilisation-ending, Coin based economy, Crafty, decorations, dynamic geopolitics, Epic Knights, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, Join, Modded, Mods, muskets, Nations, Nations/Geopolitics server, refuge, Routine Events, Sildaris, Sildaris Wilds, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wilds, wine and cheese

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Minecraft Server
Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

Features
Airships Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets Immersive gear from Epic Knights Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops Chunk claiming Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics Routine events with lucrative rewards And so much more, such as astronomy, decorations, or wine and cheese!

Overview

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travelers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server has a steam-fantasy theme set in the Sildaris Wilds.
What are some key features of the server?	Some key features include airships, cannons, immersive gear, coin-based economy, chunk claiming, warfare system, routine events, and more.
How can players interact with each other?	Players can start nations, join other travelers, or explore on their own. Collaboration and competition are key aspects of the server.
Is there a specific combat system in place?	Yes, the server has black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with immersive airships to enhance combat experiences.

Cured My Depression Minecraft Server

addiction, cocaine, coping mechanisms, CS (Counter-Strike), cured, depression, drug use, e-girlfriend, emotional release, employment, escapism, god complex, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, NEET (Not in Education, online gaming, or Training), self-medication, Server, shouting, slut, social isolation, toxic behavior

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5300
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to depression once and for all. How, you ask? By trying our special virtual cocaine! That’s right, one hit of our pixelated powder and you’ll be soaring high above those pesky feelings of sadness. And the best part? You’ll become a virtual god, with all the money and power you could ever dream of. So come on, join us and say hello to your new life of music, CS, shouting at people on Discord, and chilling with your e-girlfriend who may or may not be a total slut. It’s a wild ride, but hey, it beats feeling blue, right?

Sissy Minecraft SMP Feminization

crossdressing, Dominant, Femininity, Feminization, feminized, gender bending, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender play, Gender Roles, gender transformation, Masculinity, Minecraft, role reversal, sissification, sissy, smp, submissive, transformation fantasies., Transgender

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where you can embrace your inner sissy and become the most fabulous player in the game? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your feminization needs.

Imagine this: you start off as a rugged warrior, but through a series of hilarious mishaps and magical potions, you find yourself transformed into a glamorous princess, complete with a sparkly tiara and a pink tutu.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with enchanting quests and challenges that will test your newfound femininity. From slaying dragons in high heels to building the most fabulous castle in all the land, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and let your inner sissy shine! Who knows, you might just become the queen bee of the server and have all the other players bowing down to your fabulousness.

DinnerCraft Minecraft Server

adult event, alcohol, all girl event, close friend group, dinner party, dinnercraft, event planning, Group Chat, Guidelines, hosting a party, late night, Minecraft, no dogs, paper invitation, party planning, Server, sexy costumes, specific guidelines, spooky dinner party, turn him away, women only

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server where only women are allowed! Just like the spooky dinner party described above, we have strict guidelines – no men, no dogs, and definitely no kids allowed!

Join us for late-night gaming sessions where sexy costumes are optional but highly encouraged. Our virtual dance floor is always open for some epic block-breaking moves.

We’ve had to turn away countless creepers trying to sneak into our server, but don’t worry, our moderators are always on high alert.

So if you’re a woman looking for a fun and safe Minecraft community, join us now and let’s build some pixelated memories together! Remember, no boys allowed!

BrotherlyLoveCraft

accident, awkward, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Drinking, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, hazy timeline, hook up, in-depth conversation, late husband’s brother, newly engaged, numb, one time thing, passed away, regret, Rum, Secrets, shadow of a person, unexpected, Upset

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Farms Harvested:	615	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: a grieving widow, a bottle of rum, and a scandalous hookup with her late husband’s brother. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! And just when you think the drama is over, her fiancé finds out and all hell breaks loose.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, secrets, and surprises. Who knows what kind of scandalous stories you’ll uncover while building your virtual world? Don’t miss out on the drama – join now!

BoomerCraft SMP

boardgames, BoomerCraft, cassette tapes, ChildhoodMemories, dialupinternet, face-to-facecommunication, flipphones, generationalgap, handwrittenletters, handwrittennotes, imagination, landlinephones, Mixtapes, Nostalgia, outdoorplay, playingoutside, rotaryphones, simpler times, simplerchildhood, smp, technologyfree, VHS tapes

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Emeralds Found:	534
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchantments Applied:	286
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of today’s generation not understanding the struggles we went through growing up? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate all the weird and wacky things we did as kids that kids today will never understand!

Remember when you had to blow into a video game cartridge to make it work? Yeah, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to that on our server. And don’t even get me started on trying to record your favorite song off the radio onto a cassette tape – we have a whole music studio set up for that!

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with all the snacks and sodas from the 90s that kids today have never even heard of. So come join us and relive the glory days of growing up in a time when life was simpler and way more ridiculous!