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Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, abnormal growth, beauty, biopsy, cosmetic treatment, dermatologist, Dermatology, Ethereal, health concerns, Medical advice, medical procedure, Melanoma, mole removal, moles, pigmented lesion, Prevention, self-care, skin cancer, skin care routine, skin condition, skin health, skincare, Skylands

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Towns Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8205	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	264
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of crazy fun! Imagine digging underground and finding MOLES instead of diamonds! Like, who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little moles running around your base, amirite?

And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.

But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.

So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!

NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC

affordable places, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, financial contribution, friendship, Housing, Lease, living situation, loyalty, NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC, rent free, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, temporary stay, third person, Utilities

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Farms Harvested:	854	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates moving in rent-free. Say goodbye to Jake and his duffel bags taking over your space – on our server, you’re the boss of your own blocky kingdom!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and embark on quests to help other players find affordable housing options for their unwanted guests. Become a virtual hero and save the day by teaching them the importance of respecting lease agreements and boundaries.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to roommate drama, one block at a time! Who knew virtual blocks could bring so much joy and laughter?

NoPetNoRegret – Minecraft SMP

dangerous pets, difficult pets, exotic pets, high maintenance pets, Minecraft, NoPetNoRegret, not recommended, pet advice, pet care, pet considerations, pet dangers, pet hazards, pet ownership, pet recommendations, pet safety, Pet selection, pet suggestions, pet tips, Pets, pets to avoid, pets to stay away from, smp, unpopular pets

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

OMG guys, like you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you pet them. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs every hour, like what even is this madness?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!

Crafty Climax

anticipation, Climax, Communication, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, FLIRTING, foreplay, getting in the mood, Intimacy, naughty talk, Passion, pre-sex conversation, relationships, romance, seduction, seductive words, setting the mood, sexual tension, Sweet nothings, turning on, whispering

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow!

CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!

Agreement, belt, Belt and Road, canal, CanalCraft, central america, China, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, panama, president, ROAD, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Trade, US

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6494
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.

apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”

so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?

Altheria Worldbuilding

Alliance, alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Create, Discord, Economy, Ip:, Launch, Minecraft, Nations, Play, player, PORT, Server, smp, Support, TOWN, War, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Description	Create towns, build economies, engage in wars and alliances
IP	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server
Bedrock Support	Port 25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join using the IP play.altheria.net
Is there support for bedrock edition?	Yes, we support bedrock edition on port 25565
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create your own towns and build economies
How do I engage in wars and alliances?	You can participate in wars and alliances with other players on the server

Dreamscape Haven 1.20

Anon, coping strategies, dreamscape, fighting back, Good Night, Haven, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Mental Wellness, never give up, positive affirmations, reaching out, seeking help, self love, self-care, self-harm prevention, self-preservation, staying alive, staying strong, Suicide prevention, Support

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Villages Defended:	18	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Hey bro, do you like Minecraft? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha slide. Join our server for a wild ride through pixelated madness.

We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible and enchanted swords that shoot lasers. Not to mention, our players are all secretly unicorns in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And did I mention that the sun sets in the east and rises in the west? Yeah, we’re that crazy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight. Trust me, you don’t want to know what happens.

InLawzOutlawzMC

brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Distance, family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, family visit, in-laws, InLawzOutlawzMC, Priorities, Province, quality time, relationships, SightSeeing, Time management, travel, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family (of pixelated animals, of course)! No in-laws to worry about here, just endless possibilities for fun and creativity.

Imagine a wedding where the bride and groom are actually dragons, and you have to mine for diamonds to give them as a gift. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft land. The only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to build your castle with!

So say goodbye to awkward family gatherings and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

HateCraft: Reddit Edition

Attitudes, Behavior, Community, controversial, criticism, culture, Edition, everyday life, hate, HateCraft, internet, normal, ONLINE, online forums, Opinions, public opinion, Real Life, reddit, social media, social norms, society, trends, unpopular

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of Reddit hating on everything you love? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the things Reddit despises! From pineapple on pizza to using emojis unironically, we welcome all the controversial topics with open arms.

Join us for epic build battles where the only rule is to create the most outrageous and meme-worthy structures you can think of. Want to ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of a diamond sword? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players compete to pull off the most hilarious pranks on each other. From filling someone’s house with chickens to creating a maze of trapdoors, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner troll run wild! Who knows, you might even become the next Reddit sensation for all the right (or wrong) reasons.

CraftyZelenskyy76

America, budget allocation, CraftyZelenskyy76, diplomatic relations, economic support, financial aid, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, global affairs, government aid, government funding, international aid, international aid distribution, international relations, political news, Ukraine, Ukraine economy, us foreign policy, US$177 billion, US$76 billion, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Villages Defended:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	175	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, y’all. we got more fun than a barrel of creepers, i tell ya. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell ya a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.

and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.