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ZoomerZombieZap – Where Nicolae Miu reigns supreme and the lolz never end!

anger, brutality, chilling, crime, Crime Scene, Dark, Disturbing, GLAD, gutted, hatred, Justice, lolz, Miu, murder, Nicolae, Nicolae Miu, REIGNS, Revenge, satisfaction, Shocking.., SUPREME, Twisted, violence, Zoomer, ZoomerZombieZap

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3446
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs – even if that means taking out a few Zoomers along the way! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of bloodshed. Who knows, you might just become the next Nicolae Miu and earn yourself a legendary reputation on the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Desert Sky VS Hypixel

ARID, bedouin, Cactus, Camel, desert, Dune, dust, Economy, heatwave, MCMMO, mirage, Nomad, Oasis, Sandcastle, sandstorm, Scorch, SKY, Sphinx, sunbeam, Survival Games, Trade Route, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
New Chunks Explored:	649796	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Hypixel	Desert Sky
Pros	Pros
Well-established and popular server	Survival server with a dedicated community
Multiple game modes available	Regular survival updates and events
High-quality mini-games	Active staff team
Cons	Cons
Can be overcrowded and laggy at times	May have limited player base compared to larger servers
Potential for toxic behavior in some game modes	Limited game modes and features compared to larger servers

FAQ

1. Which server has more game modes available?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a wide variety of game modes available, including mini-games, PVP, and adventure maps. Desert Sky focuses primarily on survival gameplay.

2. Can I expect regular updates and events on both servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel regularly updates their games and hosts events for their players. Desert Sky also provides regular survival updates and events for its community.

3. How active are the staff teams on these servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a large staff team to manage the server, but may not always be able to address every player issue promptly. Desert Sky has an active staff team dedicated to supporting its players.

4. Which server is better for players looking for a dedicated survival experience?

Desert Sky: Desert Sky provides a focused survival experience with regular updates and events, making it a great choice for players who enjoy survival gameplay.

Pixelated Time Machine: ‘>be me 1 year ago’

Be me, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Curiosity, DATING, decision, Diversity, Experience, Exploration, Filipino, Girlfriend, GRINDR, gtbe, hook up, Lgbt, Machine, pixelated, Proposal, relationship, text, Threesome, Time, trannies, year

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	1663	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Ores Mined:	9516	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on this epic server, when suddenly you get a message from a Filipino traveler who’s also your girlfriend’s ex-tranny hookup. Talk about a plot twist!

> Now, here’s where it gets wild – this server is known for its crazy adventures and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by llamas, or find a hidden village full of talking chickens.

> And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not propose a threesome to your girlfriend and her ex-tranny fling? Who knows, it might just lead to some epic loot and unforgettable memories. So what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let the chaos begin!

McDonald’s & Cigarettes: The Minecraft Diet Server

addiction, cigarettes, coping mechanism, depression, diet, emotional distress, fast food, fast food addiction, harmful behaviors, harmful habits, McDonalds, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, self harm, self-destructive behavior, Server, smoking, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to commit virtual suicide? Well, look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and say goodbye to your virtual blues by indulging in a daily diet of McDonald’s and smoking cigarettes in-game. That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re all about living life on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff while high on McNuggets and nicotine).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From explosive creeper parties to llama rodeos, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Big Mac sword, rumored to have the power to one-shot any mob in the game (or give you heart disease, we’re not sure).

So why wait? Join our server now and start living life on the wild side. Just remember to bring your appetite and a pack of smokes, because things are about to get lit (literally, because we have a lot of lava pits).

FLOXMC Best modes ..-.. Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, banner, Deception, Discord, donation, FLOXMC, free, GIF, Goodies, group, Ip:, Lazy, Minecraft, Modes, play.floxmc.ru, Server, Top, Website

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	123	Runes Activated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	43
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

floxmc 1.16.5 – 1.20 top minecraft server

— Free donation

– There is no deception

— Lots of goodies and modes

— and much more!

IP: play.floxmc.ru

donation website: https://donate.floxmc.ru

discord group: https://dsc.gg/flox

play.floxmc.ru

Pixel Pals Minecraft Madness

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – PICOLO DAY! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined PICOLO DAY and discovered a secret underground disco party filled with dancing creepers and grooving skeletons. The player danced the night away and even won a diamond sword in a dance-off against a zombie!

But that’s not all – on PICOLO DAY, you can ride rainbow-colored llamas through a magical forest, challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess, and even build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon! Plus, every player gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs.

So come join us on PICOLO DAY, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChunkyCraft: Where the blocks are big and the players are thicc! #MinecraftMadness

bbw, big, big girls, blocks, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, CHUBBY, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, curvy, desensitized, disgustingly beautiful, extreme weight gain, fat, lard filled, MinecraftMadness, obese, overweight, Players, plus size, self love, SSBBW, super size, thicc, USSBBW

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Items Found:	7648
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	137	Dimension Hops:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	6897	Votes:	3800
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as thick as a bowl of oatmeal and twice as delicious! Our server is filled with the fattest, most disgustingly beautiful lard-filled girls you’ve ever seen. And let me tell you, we’ve got pictures so big, you’ll need a widescreen monitor just to take it all in!

Join us for epic adventures in a world where the only limit is your appetite. Build towering structures made entirely out of bacon, mine for diamonds in a cave filled with melted cheese, and battle giant mobs of chicken nuggets. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Come join us on our server and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you craving more (literally). Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously cheesy.

UnitedCrafters SMP: Where Creepers are just misunderstood souls looking for a hug

age, BUILD, Claim, Community, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Features, gameplay, Griefing, Hug, java, Minecraft, misunderstood, Players, Plugins, redstoner, Server, smp, Snapshot, Souls, Space, Staff, UnitedCrafters, Version

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchantments Applied:	167
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

UnitedCrafters SMP

Server Overview
Welcome to UnitedCrafters SMP, a vibrant and chill community for players aged 13 and up! We maintain a vanilla feel with some fantastic plugins that enhance gameplay. Claim your spot and build freely, just be mindful of others’ space.
Our server will launch once we hit 15 applications. It will run on the newest version (not snapshot) and is here to stay. No playtime expectations; take a break for six months, and we’ll still be here. Play your way – whether you’re a redstoner, builder, or collector. Our economy mirrors Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the primary currency.
For Java players, we offer a lot of QOF features like double shulker shells, etc. More features are listed on our discord. Our community is welcoming and helpful to new players. Good vibes only, but we love a bit of friendly banter.
Griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated. Join us to make new friends, explore builds, and discuss future plans. We’re committed to growth and welcome suggestions. Our active staff team values your input.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and apply there to join UnitedCrafters SMP.
What is the minimum age to join?	Players must be aged 13 and up to join the server.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated.
What currency is used in the economy?	Diamonds are the primary currency in our economy, mirroring Hermitcraft.
Are there any playtime expectations?	No, take a break for six months and we’ll still be here when you return.

WardenMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, alliances, camaraderie, Challenges, collaboration, conquests, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, FANTASY, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Magic, multiplayer, Quests, Shop, Survival, teamwork, Trading, Treasures, victories, VirtualWorld

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Animals Bred:	156
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Comparison of Hypixel and WardenMC Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Thousands of players online	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	Some game modes may be unbalanced
Regular updates and events	Potential for lag during peak hours

WardenMC

Pros	Cons
Focused on lifesteal gameplay	May not appeal to players looking for variety
Player-driven economy	Smaller player base
Custom shop system	Limited in-game features compared to larger servers

FAQ:

Which server has more players?

Hypixel has thousands of players online at any given time, while WardenMC has a smaller player base.

Which server offers more variety in gameplay?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes to choose from, while WardenMC is focused on lifesteal gameplay.

Which server has a more stable performance?

Hypixel may experience lag during peak hours due to high player traffic, while WardenMC may have a more stable performance due to its smaller player base.

Which server has a more active community?

Hypixel has a larger and more active community due to its popularity and frequent updates and events. WardenMC may have a more close-knit community due to its smaller player base.

Blocky Loli Party

blocky, Loli, long trail tags, Party, Thread

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8863	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are cute and the players are even cuter! Join us on our loli thread for a wild ride through a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep and dancing pandas.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who offered them a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a magical unicorn with the ability to fly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes, no questions asked.

So come on down to our loli thread and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look innocent, but they’re actually plotting world domination.