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  • /Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP

    /Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 2769
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 535
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dimension Hops: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BroLifeCraft

    BroLifeCraft
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 7627
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7995
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my crazy family.

    Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.

    But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).

    Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 7025
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Crops Grown: 9295 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of adulting and missing the good old days of carefree gaming? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of creativity and chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out TNT explosion extravaganza. And guess what? No one gets mad because it’s all part of the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you fancy yourself a master of disguise and want to troll your friends by pretending to be a harmless sheep until you strike when they least expect it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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  • CraftyPovertyPro

    CraftyPovertyPro
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 5392
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JewCraft Minecraft Server

    JewCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 5259
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, not even kidding. you can ride on their backs and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird.

    oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for space technology that will blow your mind.

    also, did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? they lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons. but be careful, they’re protected by a dragon that only speaks in riddles.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Spin Chain Shenanigans

    Spin Chain Shenanigans
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 8985
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Chimeras Created: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Dimension Hops: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! u like minecraft? u like spin chains? well u gonna LOVE this server! we got atomic spin chains tuned to a diabolic point! it’s like playing minecraft in a whole new dimension, literally!

    join us and experience the long-lived magnetization that will blow your mind! build your base, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic spin chain showdowns!

    why join? because where else can u find a server that combines quantum physics with blocky graphics? it’s like science class meets minecraft, but way more fun!

    so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get spinning! 🌀🔥💎

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  • Superflat

    Superflat
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 6729
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Mines Excavated: 2052 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Dimension Hops: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join an exciting and unique superflat survival world where you can team up with friends or go solo in a challenging environment! Build, explore, and survive on vast, flat lands with limited resources, pushing your creativity and survival skills to the limit. Our server features an intuitive claims system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from griefers and giving you the freedom to focus on building and collaborating with others. Whether you’re expanding your own base or trading with other players, the superflat terrain offers a fresh twist on survival gameplay. Invite your friends, secure your land, and thrive together in a new and exciting survival experience!

    superflat.redstone.sh

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  • RebellNation

    RebellNation
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 6544
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 749 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Dragon Scales Harvested: 498
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Rebell Nation Minecraft server and Discord community for an unparalleled gaming experience! Immerse yourself in a vibrant, welcoming environment where creativity thrives and friendships blossom. Our unique events, engaging quests, and active community ensure there’s always something exciting to do. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find a supportive group ready to help you grow and explore. Connect with fellow rebels, share your adventures, and be part of something special [​Optifine is Optional] [[[​Join the discord to download the necessary requirements]]]

    rebellnation.minecraftedge.com

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  • CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 2473
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Elemental Crystals Collected: 96
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/batmanfanaticmc-smp/">Minecraft Server</a> – CodsallCraft

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Overview

    Like many others, CodsallCraft is a favourite version among players for its simplicity and nostalgia. The server is a pure SMP server where players can build a small community together. Griefing and stealing are not allowed and will result in a ban. The server is currently looking for 5-15 like-minded individuals, aged 18 and above, to join and play this nostalgic version.

    Join Us

    If you are interested in joining, please PM the server owner on the Minecraft forums or add them on Discord @qourtenay before trying to join the server.

    Server IP

    IP: CodsallCraft.com

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How many players are you looking for? The server is looking for 5-15 players to join.
    What is the age requirement? Players must be 18 years old or above to join.
    Are griefing and stealing allowed? No, griefing and stealing are bannable offences on the server.
    Can players from outside the UK join? Players from outside the UK may be accepted depending on time zones, but ideally, all players should be in the same or similar time zone.

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  • Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server

    Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 2529
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Mines Excavated: 3043
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ores Mined: 6651 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no one to talk to except for the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we have a thriving community of players who actually want to chat and have a good time.

    Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us every now and then. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the villagers.

    So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re the only one posting in the chat? Join us and become part of a hilarious and lively community that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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