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DrunkCraft: The Bar Brawl Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8301	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Items Found:	4393	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Have you ever seen a drunk player in Minecraft try to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. Plus, our exclusive “Drunk Minecraft Olympics” event will have you laughing until you cry as players compete in ridiculous challenges while under the influence. So come on over and see what all the drunken shenanigans are about – just make sure to watch your back around those pigs!

NerveCraft: Mind-Body Connection

autonomic nervous system, Body, Brain, breathing exercises, Communication, Connection, fight or flight response, health, holistic health, longest nerve, meditation, mental health, mind-body connection, MindBody, NerveCraft, nervous system, neuroscience, parasympathetic nervous system, physical health, Relaxation, stress response, vagus nerve, wellness

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz this server is like no other! our longest nerve in the body is like the boss of this server, connecting ur mind and body in ways u never thought possible!

imagine urself mining for diamonds and suddenly u start feeling all tingly and relaxed. that’s cuz our nerve is sending signals to ur brain to chill out and enjoy the game even more! it’s like a massage for ur brain, but in minecraft form!

plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will blow ur mind! like one time, we had a giant creeper invasion and everyone had to band together to defeat them. it was epic! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let our longest nerve take u on the wildest minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Windpress Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, Windpress

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchantments Applied:	69
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mines Excavated:	1457
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Windpress is a publishing company that specializes in producing high-quality books on a wide range of topics. With a focus on innovation and creativity, Windpress strives to bring unique and engaging content to readers around the world. Their team of experienced professionals works tirelessly to ensure that each book is meticulously crafted and meets the highest standards of quality. Through their dedication to excellence, Windpress continues to make a mark in the publishing industry.

DefinitelyNotSketchy Semi-Vanilla SMP – LGBT+ Friendly Whitelist Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray, Community, DefinitelyNotSketchy, Diamond Economy, Discord communication, Events, Fabric, Friendly, Hermitcraftlike, java, Ledger, Lgbt, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, pokemon, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Space, Suggestion forums, Themes, ticket system, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Season	Season 12 (hosted on 1.21)
Members	350 server members, 550 total members

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

Apply through the Discord server here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7. Read through #waitlist-form, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

Why should I join TotallyNotSuspicious?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums
Private ticket system
Diamond economy
Anti-Xray plugins
Organized events
Pokemon channel

Are there any mini seasons in the server?

Yes, mini seasons are held to bridge the gaps between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes like space, magic, etc.

How important is Discord for the server?

Discord is essential for communication, events, and updates. Being on Discord is required to be whitelisted on the server, but there is also a Discord Member role available for chatting and breaks from playing.

AffordableCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	168	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchantments and potions? Look no further, because on our server, we’re making America affordable again! Join us for a wild ride where you can trade your useless dirt blocks for valuable resources, thanks to our revolutionary economy system.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s no chicken nugget!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Legend has it that whoever reaches the top will be granted unlimited pork chops for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wonderful server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Make America affordable again, one block at a time!

Minecraft SMP – WowCraft SMP – The World of Minecraft Generators

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and ridiculous shenanigans. Want to ride a Korkron Nightsaber into battle? We got you covered. How about wielding a Stormhammer weapon transmog? We’ve got that too!

Our server is like no other, with events that will blow your mind and challenges that will test your skills to the max. So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the madness! Who knows, you might even encounter a secret portal to the World of Warcraft… 😉

MaidMania Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8302
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t force you to wear skimpy maid costumes to join the party! Unlike some beach party guy who shall remain nameless, we believe in respecting boundaries and having a good time without any weird rich people requests.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that actually values your comfort. No need to worry about being pressured into anything you’re not comfortable with, because on our server, we’re all about having fun in a chill and inclusive environment.

So leave the drama and skimpy costumes behind, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a beach party when you can have a blast with us? Plus, we promise not to ask you to dress up as a maid, unless you really want to…just kidding! Join now and let’s have a hilarious time together!

VacayWreckedCraft

Airbnb, backyard, bbq, code violation, Community, elderly couple, Hoa, jacuzzi, neighbors, noise complaint, nosy neighbors, privacy, privacy concerns, raised deck, rental, resort town, rude behavior, shared gate, vacation, vacation ruined, VacayWreckedCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Votes:	4489
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3

So, picture this: you’re chilling on your deck, minding your own business, when suddenly, a wild elderly couple appears next door! But wait, they’re not just any elderly couple, they’re the BBQ-hating, jacuzzi-avoiding, angry neighbors from hell! This dynamic duo decided to rent out the house next door and immediately started throwing shade your way. But fear not, for you are the ruler of your own deck kingdom! Show them who’s boss by asserting your dominance and staying on your deck until the wee hours of the night. Who needs sleep when you can assert your backyard dominance, am I right?

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to recreate this epic showdown with your virtual neighbors! Build the most epic deck kingdom and show those pixelated neighbors who’s boss. Will you be the BBQ-hating neighbor or the deck-dominating ruler? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server!

UnsafeExpertMinecraftSMP

consumer safety, expert opinions, false assurances, hazardous materials, health risks, hidden dangers, industry deception, medical controversies, Misinformation, misleading information, product recalls, public health, regulatory failures, risk assessment, safety hazards, Scientific consensus, toxic substances, unforeseen consequences, unsafe products, UnsafeExpertMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of unpredictability and chaos!

Join us if you dare, where once safe activities like mining for diamonds or building a cozy little house can quickly turn into a death-defying adventure. Our server is like a rollercoaster of danger, with surprises around every corner. Who knows, maybe that cute little sheep you were trying to shear will turn into a bloodthirsty monster!

Experts once thought that playing Minecraft was a harmless pastime, but on our server, it’s a whole new ball game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where nothing is as it seems. Just remember, safety is not guaranteed, but fun definitely is!

CringeCraft: Say it Loud and Proud!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dragons Tamed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

Why should you join our server, you ask? How about the fact that our spawn point is a giant flaming chicken riding a unicorn? Or that our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a game of tag? And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – we’ve got one that turns every block into a dancing llama!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite power that can mine through bedrock like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!