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Twinkle Twinkle Little SMP, How I Wonder What’s in Towny!

Adventurer, alliances, Battles, bedrock, Community, Conquest, Cracked, Cracked versions, cross-platform, Discord, experienced, java, merchant, miner, smp, Staff, strategy, Towny, twinkle, Updates, wealth, Welcoming, whats

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Starlight SMP Overview

Key Features	Origins: Choose from a variety of unique origins Towny: Build and manage your own town Toggleable PvP Economy system Frequent Updates
Why Choose Starlight SMP?	Active Staff Inviting Community Cross-Platform availability

Join us today and be a part of something special!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What unique origins are available?	There are various origins to choose from, each with its own abilities and challenges.
How does the Towny feature work?	Players can build and manage their own towns, form alliances, and engage in world conquest with friends.
Can I switch between peaceful building and PvP battles?	Yes, with toggleable PvP, players can decide when to engage in battles or focus on peaceful building.
How does the economy system function?	Players can earn, trade, and grow their wealth through various activities. The economy system is balanced to provide opportunities for different playstyles.
Is the server frequently updated?	Yes, the dedicated team behind Starlight SMP is constantly adding new content and improving the server to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

CraftyFool Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magic Items Found:	7606
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Votes:	4430
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Brawlers, a group of players who have mastered the art of PvP combat using nothing but their trusty pickaxes and a whole lot of determination. Join their ranks and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that buried deep within the server’s code lies a secret treasure map that leads to untold riches. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the wealthiest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re known to cause a bit of trouble.

SchizoCraft SMP: Discord Edition

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Emeralds Found:	4607
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately get thrown into a game of Minecraft Hunger Games, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks. Or how about joining our weekly llama race, where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot filled with enchanted goodies?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our infamous Piggyback Piggyback Race, where players must carry a pig on their back while navigating a treacherous obstacle course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself at JOIN JOIN JOIN.gg/boardroom18! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a fun ride)!

MommyMinecraftDaycare

Babysitting, Boundaries, child support, childcare, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, custody agreement, disagreement, ex-partner, family dynamics, financial matters, MommyMinecraftDaycare, money issues, parenting, parenting decisions, relationship issues, shared custody, single parent, work from home

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9089
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody agreement? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of co-parenting with your ex’s new boyfriend, Jesse.

Experience the thrill of not knowing if Jesse can drive, give your kid a bath, or even show up on time. Will he be worth the $28 an hour like your current sitter? Probably not, but hey, at least you’ll have some entertaining stories to tell in the chat.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some heated arguments and accusations as you try to navigate the murky waters of co-parenting with your ex. Will you be able to come to a compromise where your ex gets paid to watch her own kid? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera, join us now! Just remember to leave your ex drama at the door, or at least until November.

BlockyLoveDisconnect

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Are you tired of Minecraft servers that are as boring as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relationship tester! If you can survive the chaos and madness of our server, then you can survive anything with your partner. From lava-filled parkour courses to battling giant mutant chickens, this server will push your relationship to the limit. So come join us if you dare, and see if your love can withstand the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

HubbyRightsCraft

Backlash, consent, controversy, culture, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, HubbyRightsCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, marital rape, Marriage, marriage rights, Philippines, public opinion, relationships, Senator, sexual rights, social norms, society, traditional beliefs, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, there’s this one time this senator in the philippines was all like “do husbands have sexual rights?” and everyone was like WHAAAT?! so we decided to make a minecraft server where there’s no such thing as sexual rights, only building rights! come join us and build the most epic castles and pixel art you’ve ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground club where we throw wild parties with virtual cake and dancing creepers. it’s lit, fam. join now before the senator finds out and tries to shut us down!

CuddleCritterCraft

animal lovers, Animals, CuddleCritterCraft, cuddly, cuddly toys, dangerous creatures, Earth, educational toys, Endangered species, Fun, Gift ideas, imaginative play, learning, parenting, Playtime, plush toys, Safety, stuffed animals, toddlers, toddlers toys, wildlife

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

come join us on dis wild minecraft server where we give toddlers cuddly versions of earth’s most dangerous creatures. imagine having a pet creeper dat you can snuggle with at night, or a cute little enderman dat follows you around and helps you mine diamonds.

we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. you can challenge them to a race and if you win, you get a golden egg dat grants you three wishes.

but be careful, there’s a rumor dat a group of evil villagers have teamed up with the skeletons to take over the server. you must gather your army of cuddly creatures and defeat them in an epic battle to save the day.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on dis crazy server and experience the most outrageous adventures in minecraft history. but remember, only da bravest and craziest players can survive in our world.

NoobCraft: Where ChatGPT Can’t Outsmart You

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, capabilities, chatgpt, deep learning, Development, existential threat, Future, Humanity, innovation, Instruction, intelligence, large language models, learning, LIMITATIONS, LLMs, machine learning, Noobcraft, Outsmart, research, Skills, Technology

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the macarena. also, our creepers are trained in ballet and our zombies throw tea parties. u can even ride on a dragon made of rainbow cheese! trust me, u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else. come join da fun and see for urself! #bestminecraftserverever

Minecraft Server: SpanglishCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Animals Bred:	151	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate adventure of “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas”! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding! 2. Our moderators are actually trained unicorns who sprinkle glitter and rainbows wherever they go. 3. The diamonds in our world are so sparkly that they blind any player who dares to look at them directly. 4. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against evil zombie cheerleaders who throw pom-poms instead of brains. 5. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a crazy and hilarious time on our “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas” Minecraft server!

TanQueenMinecraftSMP

Appearance, beauty, beauty standards, body image, bronzed, culture, fashion, health risks, Melanoma, Obsession, self esteem, skincare, societal norms, Sun, sun exposure, sun-kissed, tanning, TanQueenMinecraftSMP, trends, UV rays, Women

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you tired of living in a world where women are constantly obsessed with tanning? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all forms of tanning beds and spray tans! That’s right, no more orange Oompa Loompa-looking players running around our server. Join us for a sun-kissed free experience where your skin will always be pixel-perfect!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive diamond-encrusted dirt block. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless treasure?

So come on down to our wacky world of wonders and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs tanning when you can have diamond-encrusted dirt blocks and crazy adventures with fellow players? Let the fun begin!