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RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

40 rockets, airstrikes, Attack, Border dispute, Conflict, escalation, FIRED, hezbollah, international news, Israeli border, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, northern Israel, RETALIATION, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, violence

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch 40 rockets into northern israel from lebanon every hour for some wild pvp action! build your base, defend against the rockets, and conquer the land like a true warrior! plus, if you survive the chaos, you get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes! what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!

CraftyCommiesWarzone

citizenship, combat deployment, Conflict, conscription, CraftyCommiesWarzone, drafted, eastern europe, foreign policy, government response, international relations, Military Action, military recruitment, military service, naturalized, official statement, political tensions, Russian army, Russian citizens, security concerns, Ukrainian conflict, war in Ukraine

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Farms Harvested:	308	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Animals Bred:	156	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where ten thousand recently naturalized russian citizens were drafted and sent to war in ukraine? like, what even is going on there, amirite? but hey, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about any of that drama. instead, you can build epic bases, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends for life. so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

ToiletToucheCraft

bathroom design, bathroom etiquette, cleanliness, cultural norms, genital contact, Human Behavior, hygiene, involuntary touch, Language, male anatomy, men’s restroom, personal space, public facilities, public toilet, restroom habits, sanitation, social norms, specific name, toilet bowl, ToiletToucheCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4852
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	607
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret hidden treasure chest in every single public toilet bowl on the server! And get this, the exact spot where dudes touch their junk on the toilet bowl has magical powers that give you super strength in the game! Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. So come on and join us for some wild adventures and toilet bowl treasure hunts!

Complexity Origins SMP

Adventure, Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, factions raiding, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchantments Applied:	245	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Complexity Origins SMP, A Modded Minecraft (running fabric) smp with origins, factions, claims, server side anticheat and anti x-ray. mods listed in discord server.

complexityorigins.ddns.net

Ectoria

Biomes, Economy, Ectoria, Minecraft, new season, PvP, Server, Structures, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Join the new season of the Ectoria server, discover an unimaginable world with more than 70 new biomes, revisited structures.

91.197.6.31:25692

Just Some More Pineapples – a vanilla SMP server with a pinch of salt! 1.21 is the seasoning 😉

Age 18+, Community, Discord, Fabric, forever.., Friends, Join, Jux2, long term, Message, Minecraft, Mods, No Reset, Optimize, Performance, Pinch, Pineapples, player tag, progress, Projects, salt, Seasoning, Server, smp, tight-knit, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Alien Abductions:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	JSMP
Owner	Juju
Age Requirement	18+
Server Version	Fabric 1.21
Server Type	No-Reset Server
Community Focus	Long term players, building a tight-knit community

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, please message Juju on Discord with the player tag “Jux2”. Juju will guide you through the process of joining.

2. What mods are installed on the server?

The server runs on Fabric 1.21 with mods designed to optimize and improve performance. Specific mod details can be provided by Juju upon request.

3. Will my progress be reset on this server?

No, this is a No-Reset Server, which means that your work and progress on your projects will stay forever.

4. What is the age requirement to join?

Players aged 18 or over are welcome to join the JSMP community.

5. How can I make friends on the server?

Building a tight-knit community with long-term players is the focus of JSMP. Interact with other players, participate in community events, and join Discord channels to connect with others.

GameOnCrafts Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, ENJOYERS, Entertainment, GameOnCrafts, Gaming, leisure, Management, Minecraft, multiplayer, physical activity, Recreation, Rts, Server, simulation, skill-building, sport games, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, teamwork, video games, virtual

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	148	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sport games are a thing of the past and RTS/management is the name of the game! Join us for the most epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we build, mine, and conquer our way to victory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. And they are not to be messed with.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

WeddingSnapzCraft

being paid, Camera, dress up, fake cry, family event, family groups, family pictures, favorite cousin, get together, good pictures, reception, smart Alec, social media, taking pictures, terrible pictures, Tripod, Video recording, wedding party, wedding photography, WeddingSnapzCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8886
Buildings Constructed:	47	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any camera-shy players like at that family wedding! Our server is filled with players who know how to strike a pose and smile for the camera, making every screenshot a masterpiece.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we capture the best memories in the world of Minecraft. No more looking away from the camera or telling the photographer to shut up – on our server, everyone is a star!

And if you ever need a reminder of what a camera is, just look for the big black thing on the tripod. It only takes still images, so no need to worry about accidentally recording a video. Unless, of course, you want to show off your best dance moves in front of the camera!

So come join us on our server, where the pictures are always perfect and the laughs never stop. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast with us in the world of Minecraft? See you there!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

CraftyLove, destiny, fate, happy marriage, long-lasting love, love story, Marriage, marriage advice, Married people, meet your husband, meet your wife, Minecraft, online dating, partner, reddit, relationships, Romantic, Server, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, true love, Wedding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5639	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of looking for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve had countless players find their soulmates while building pixelated castles and battling creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the world of blocks and mobs? Join us and see if you can find your player 2 in this virtual world of romance and adventure!

CraftyCompliments

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	941
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “good job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments that will leave you scratching your head and laughing out loud.

Picture this: you’re building a giant statue of a potato when suddenly, someone logs on and shouts “Your potato looks so realistic, I almost tried to eat it!” Or how about the time someone complimented your dirt house by saying “I love how you really captured the essence of dirt in your build”?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just receive the most bizarre compliment of all time, like “Your house is so ugly, it’s actually kind of impressive” or “I’ve never seen someone use so much pink wool in one build, congratulations on breaking the record!”

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with hilarious compliments that will have you coming back for more. Who knows, you might even get a compliment that’s so outlandish, you’ll be telling your friends about it for weeks to come!