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NukeCraft Server: House Intel Warns!

chairman, Committee, Conflict, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, end of the year, Global, House, House Intelligence Committee, intel, intelligence, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Nuclear, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, proliferation, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, State, threat, Warns, weapons

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Meteorites Collected:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own nuclear weapons and declare urself a nuclear weapons state in just a few hours! our chairman of the house intelligence committee said so! hurry up before iran beats u to it! build ur own nukes, rule the world, and have a blast (literally)! #minecraftmadness #nuclearnonsense

PixelPatriotVSCommies

Abuse, arrest, child porn, criminal, Exploitation, extradition, Fighting, fugitive, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, PixelPatriotVSCommies, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, U.S. Vet, Ukraine, wanted

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	2466
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can fight alongside a U.S. vet wanted for child porn who is somehow fighting for russia against ukraine. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft form! who knows what other wild adventures await on this server. come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about!

BotanicalZooCraft

botanical adventures, botanical attractions, botanical experiences, botanical tourism, BotanicalZooCraft, entry fee, Exotic botanical gardens, exotic flora, exotic plants, garden admissions, garden entrance fees, garden fees, horticultural attractions, horticultural displays, paid gardens, plant collections, plant conservation, plant exhibits, plant exploration, plant sanctuaries, plant zoos

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got exotic botanical gardens like some fancy plant zoo but you gotta pay to get in cuz these plants are VIPs yo. we got plants from outer space, plants that glow in the dark, plants that rap battle each other for supremacy. come see the plant drama unfold and maybe even adopt a plant as your new bestie. ain’t no server like ours, we the plant party masters yo. join now and witness the botanical madness for yourself!

NKG2A-HLA-E Disruptors

10. immunotherapy, 11. tumor cells, 12. therapeutic targets, 13. immune checkpoint, 14. tumor microenvironment, 15. immune evasion, 16. immune modulation, 17. targeted therapy, 18. personalized medicine, 19. immune surveillance, 2. disrupt, 20. tumor immunology., 3. NKG2A, 4. HLA-E, 5. interactions, 6. anti-cancer, 7. immunity, 8. cancer, 9. immune response, disruptors, NKG2AHLAE, strategies

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dimension Hops:	8

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it will literally make ur brain explode with excitement? well, look no further cuz this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, ready to take u on a wild ride through the pixelated world of blocky goodness.

why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret. this server has the power to disrupt NKG2A:HLA-E interactions, whatever that means. but trust me, it’s gonna make ur anti-cancer immunity levels go through the roof. u’ll be like a superhero fighting off evil cells with ur trusty pickaxe and diamond armor.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and became so powerful, they could literally punch a creeper into oblivion with just one hit. they were like a god among mere mortals, ruling the land with an iron fist (or maybe a diamond one, who knows).

so what are u waiting for? come join this epic minecraft server and become the ultimate warrior against cancer cells. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the secret to immortality hidden within the pixels. dare to dream, my friend. dare to dream.

The Stoned Golem: Where Vanilla is only Semi and the Golems are always high

bedrock, Claims, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, Events, Exploration, Golem, Golems, Graves, Griefing, hard mode, HIGH, java, PvP, Seasonal Crates, Semi, smp, Stoned, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Waystones

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Server Age	Almost 3 years old
Reset	Never has and never will reset
IP	thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP	thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
Links	Discord Dynmap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What can I expect on The Stone Golem SMP?	A: Hard Mode, free gameplay, constant updates, server events, community hosted events, proximity voice chat, custom cosmetic items, crates, claims, ban from claims, toggleable PvP, graves, waystones, and more.
Q: Are there any rules regarding monetary gain on the server?	A: The server is free to play and any monetary gain is only through donations.
Q: How can I earn crate keys on TSG?	A: You can get crate keys by voting.
Q: Can I toggle PvP on and off?	A: Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off.
Q: How does the claims system work?	A: Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing. Players can also ban others from their claims.
Q: What is the graveyard system on the server?	A: Deaths have a punishment of 3 graves with a 24h timer, making deaths meaningful but not game ruining.
Q: How can I teleport on the server?	A: Waystones allow players to teleport to activated waystones, making exploration and travel easier.

FlaVR Craft Minecraft Server

ai art, ai generated art, AI wrangling anons, Brolime, Chocolate Chuubas, corpo-style, Craft, FlaVR, FlaVR domination, FlaVR General, FNAF Edition, fvr, gen structure, idol corp, indie circle, Kiki’s Thread., Kinolime, Korean Vtubers, Malone, Minecraft, Nyana, Panko, parody VTuber company, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, sena, Server, Splatts, Undertale Yellow, Vtuber

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	236	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	2504
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a FNAF Edition experience that will have you screaming with laughter.

Last time on the server, Kinolime beat the new FNAF game on Nightmare setting, but not before Brolime spent over 2 hours playing a fighting game and Sena had a karaoke stream that had everyone in stitches.

But that’s not all, Splatts celebrated his one month anniversary with a karaoke stream that shook the virtual world, while Nyana reacted to a new meme anime that had us all rolling on the floor. She even collabed with her (art) sister, but had computer issues that made it even more hilarious.

And let’s not forget Malone, who is currently playing Undertale Yellow and bringing the chaos to a whole new level.

But wait, there’s more! Phase Connect’s Pipkin Pippa (and eventually Panko) designed a parody VTuber company with AI-generated art that has taken on a life of its own. Some designs were even made here by AI wrangling anons.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of laughter, chaos, and virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

/gig/ friendlist, Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, Blaze to Natlan, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Maps, Minecraft, MineSMP, Natlan Impressions, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Wiki, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	993	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the flowers are more resplendent than ever on our sun-scorched sojourn! Join us for a wild ride filled with Natlan impressions that will make you want to blaze your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Energy Amplifier: Lemma,” will have you feeling more powerful than ever before. And don’t forget about our event “Bing-Bang Finchball,” where the stakes are high and the finches are flying.

Looking for some summertime fun? Our event “Summertide Scales and Tales” will have you laughing and adventuring until the sun sets on August 28th.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about our current character banner featuring Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, and Razor? Or our weapon banner with Aqua Simulacra and Lumidouce Elegy?

But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems to make your gaming experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

KitchenKlutz Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby duty, bottle feeding, Chores, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, division of labor, exhaustion, Help, husband, kitchen duties, KitchenKlutz, lactation consultant, Minecraft, new mom, night duty, parenting, postpartum, Resentment, Server, sleep deprivation, Support

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being a new parent! Just like this player’s husband, we know you might be feeling a bit overwhelmed with responsibilities. But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

Join us for a chance to take a break from cooking and cleaning, just like this player is doing in real life. Let your virtual baby (aka your Minecraft pet) roam free while you explore the endless possibilities of our server. And don’t worry about waking up for overnight duty here – our mobs are friendly and won’t keep you up all night.

So come on over and join us for a fun and relaxing time on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy – perfect for those sleepless nights with your virtual baby!

CreeperDad’sPlaydateGoneWrong

addict, aita, anger, Boundaries, child, Communication, Confrontation, CreeperDadsPlaydateGoneWrong, family, Friends, husband, lifestyle change, man, parenting, partying, Recovery, relapse, Safety, stranger, Trust, visitation

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! Just like this mom who discovered her husband taking their infant daughter to hang out with a mysterious man named Nate, you never know what kind of crazy surprises await you in our server.

Imagine exploring a virtual world where you stumble upon secret parties, unexpected friendships, and maybe even a few relapses (of the creeper kind, of course). Will you be the one to uncover hidden secrets and confront your fellow players about their questionable choices?

With a limited group of players interacting in our server, you’ll never know who you’ll meet next. Will it be a friendly gamma, a party-loving husband, or perhaps even a shady character named Nate?

So come join us and experience the drama, the thrill, and the unexpected twists that await you in our Minecraft server. Just remember, always keep an eye on your virtual infant daughter and watch out for those sneaky creepers!

NetScapeNostalgia Minecraft SMP

cyber history, digital nostalgia, digital relics, early internet, early online experiences, forgotten websites, gen z, internet archives, internet exploration, internet history, Minecraft, missed out, NetScapeNostalgia, Nostalgia, old school internet, online culture, retro websites, smp, vintage websites, virtual communities, web 1.0, web browsing, Website

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the wild west of the internet – full of crazy adventures and unexpected surprises!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Builder who builds entire cities in a single day and Susie the Sheep who can knit you a sweater in seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Internet Explorer, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of lost memes and ancient cat videos. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the early internet that Gen Z missed out on.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a journey unlike any other. Who knows what kind of hilarity and chaos you’ll encounter along the way!