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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5202 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.